Im the bastard son of Danny Ford and Miss South Carolina 1979. I was born with a rare medical condition in which my blood is actually orange. The site of roosters make my skin crawl and my stomach churn. I only own orange colored glasses and I'm an eternal optimist. I've asked Dabo and Kathleen Sweeney to adopt me 83 times, but they say at 30 years old, I am too old to be adopted. I have caused hearing loss in the nice people that sit beside me on Satrudays in the fall. I like sunsets and long walks on the beach too.
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