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Paw Master [17201]
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 10:31 AM
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The crab-stealin’, swamp-dwellin’ folks
Are waitin’ down yunder in Doak’s
Ol’ Seminole den.
We’d fear them, but then
Their danger to us is a hoax.
TIGERS 38 NOLES 17
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Tiger Spirit [9518]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 10:41 AM
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Four wins were the start of the tally
Norvell's team knew they would rally
But they done spit the bit
And soon they will quit
When facing the team from the Valley
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Top TigerNet [28184]
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Like the Seminoles of old, you're not looking
Oct 10, 2022, 10:55 AM
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For Covid, you cancelled our bookings
This time's no joke
Clemson heads to the Doak
What's that smell ? Crab legs are cooking ?
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Orange Immortal [66535]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:38 AM
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There once was a girl from Tallahassee
And she was a good looking lassie
Her face began to scowl
And she let out a howl
My Seminoles don't look very classy
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 7:09 AM
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Good one!!
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1st Rounder [674]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:41 AM
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At first FSU won over LSWho.
after that they went on a run.
Then they lost the last two
and Clemson will make sure they're done!
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Rival Killer [3078]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:44 AM
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The Seminoles loudly chop
The sound never seems to stop
But Breese and KJ
and Shipley and DJ
Will ensure that the chop is a flop
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:47 AM
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At times, y’all have been pretty stout
And quite a formidable out,
But times have sure changed.
Success has estranged
Itself from your team - that’s no doubt.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:50 AM
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When Chief Osceola surveys
The manner in which this team plays,
His spirit is moved,
And he is behooved
To weep for the ancestral days.
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Rival Killer [3078]
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NICE !!!
Oct 10, 2022, 1:03 PM
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CU Medallion [18339]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:55 AM
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For the love of everything holy,
We need to grind them up like guacamole,
No tomahawk chop
Will be able to stop
The curb stomp of every last Seminolay.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:00 PM
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When Renegade runs on the field,
He’ll notice that we plan to wield
A healthy D line,
Which might make his spine
All jiggly. In fear, he will yield.
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Tiger Spirit [9518]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:32 PM
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From September the 'noles they could thank
The kindness of AP poll's rank
But October did come
AP looks pretty dumb
'cause the Seminoles got the A55 stank
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Letterman [271]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:59 PM
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Jimbo's wife cheated and asked for divorce
Then Jimbo tossed out his Christmas tree with force
He ran off to Texas
To get away from his exes
Now A&M has buyer's remorse
Then the Noles bring in Taggart
Who left the Ducks like a braggart
He lost the locker room
Which for the Noles meant doom
With the football as stale as an old cracker
Now they have Mike Norvell
Who at times has them play quite well
They did something incredibly lame
When they cancelled our 2020 game
Now our DL can send them to football h3ll
Message was edited by: djb_ws®
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 5:23 PM
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A triad of lim’ricks exceeds
The low expectations and needs
Of this simple thread.
You might wanna head
To Norman, where Bates writes and reads.
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Game Day Hero [4285]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 1:07 PM
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Tigers will come with their head held high
not thinking this game will be a bye
After eating some yolk
the Tigers will head to Doak
our Tigers will win because we are no joke!
Tigers 42 Semiholes 17
GO TIGERS BEAT EM ALL!
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 5:20 PM
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Depending on what Streeter cooks
And how our offensive side looks,
The folks in Doak-Campbell
Who don’t up and scramble
Might wanna go skins and read books.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2022, 6:57 AM
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The flashes are quite sentimental -
Improvements by Noles are a mental
Reprieve for their fans,
But Wes Goodwin plans
To show Renegade is a rental.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2022, 7:19 AM
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When Babyface Goodwin gets heated,
A gesture is all that is needed
To prod the best front
To give teams the brunt
And make quarterbacks look stampeded.
Look at the fury in those eyes.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 6:31 AM
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I once met a girl from Tal’hassee -
As beautiful as she was sassy.
I asked ‘bout her coach’s
Scared COVID approaches,
And she turned quite red and got gassy.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 6:54 AM
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Norvell’s COVID-phobic. He bails
If someone as much as exhales
Unusually -
His own fans agree.
Our cancelled game’s his greatest fail.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 7:05 AM
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In all of collegiate sports,
The Noles folks are int’resting sorts.
One college course there -
“How ponytail hair
Can complement men’s cutoff jorts.”
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 11:03 AM
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When the white chief rides his Appaloosa,
The wimmen folks will hide their papoosas.
As Our Tiger attacks,
The book reading broke-backs,
Join other semi-holes and vamoosa!!!
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Heisman Winner [78070]
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 5:36 PM
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Your QB our D will abuse,
And though you may whine and accuse,
You’ll cause far more fan
Embarrassment than
“A Florida man” in the news.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 4:54 PM
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In some ways, it’s sad we lost Owens,
But foll’wing the wind and its blowin’s
Is not Clemson’s ilk.
He’s left Fowler’s silk
For games that are called by Beth Mowins.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 9:00 PM
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I’ve known a few Noles in my day,
And most have been plenty ok,
But those who coach ball
Aren’t friendly at all
Unless you condone pay-for-play.
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 9:08 PM
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“The Curse of the Crazy-Eyed Jimbo:
A Tale of Wins, Loss, and a Bimbo” -
It is a B movie,
But backwards it’s groovy -
A lunatic gets out of limbo…
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Paw Master [17201]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2022, 11:45 AM
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It’s Friday, and that means tomorrow
The Noles try to beg, steal, or borrow
What points that they can,
But, sadly, their plan
Will only meet XT…and sorrow.
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Orange Beast [6126]
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Clemson Conqueror [11924]
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2022, 2:49 PM
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They came from Death Valley
And stalked into Tally
Their quarry Criminole prey
The Doak-Campbell nighttime
Proved the perfectly right time
Once the sun revealed the next day.
No flaming spear
Nor crablegs and beer
Could Osceola find in the remnants
No Renegade remained
Nor War Cry refrain
For vanquished Bowden descendants
When Tigers go stalking
And Norvels keep squawking
Of Covid and Dr’s and such
No Bookie’s pet point spread
Can resurrect the dead
From The Clemson Tiger’s death touch.
The Legend lives on
From the Seminole on down
Of the predator that came from Death Valley
But nothing remains
‘Cept sobbing and pain
For a once proud nation from Tally.
BRING IT ONNNNNN!!!!
GO TIGERS!!!!!
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