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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 10:31 AM
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The crab-stealin’, swamp-dwellin’ folks Are waitin’ down yunder in Doak’s Ol’ Seminole den. We’d fear them, but then Their danger to us is a hoax.
TIGERS 38 NOLES 17
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 10:41 AM
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Four wins were the start of the tally Norvell's team knew they would rally But they done spit the bit And soon they will quit When facing the team from the Valley
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Like the Seminoles of old, you're not looking
Oct 10, 2022, 10:55 AM
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For Covid, you cancelled our bookings This time's no joke Clemson heads to the Doak What's that smell ? Crab legs are cooking ?
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:38 AM
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There once was a girl from Tallahassee And she was a good looking lassie Her face began to scowl And she let out a howl My Seminoles don't look very classy
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 7:09 AM
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Good one!!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:41 AM
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At first FSU won over LSWho. after that they went on a run. Then they lost the last two and Clemson will make sure they're done!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:44 AM
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The Seminoles loudly chop The sound never seems to stop But Breese and KJ and Shipley and DJ Will ensure that the chop is a flop
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:47 AM
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At times, y’all have been pretty stout And quite a formidable out, But times have sure changed. Success has estranged Itself from your team - that’s no doubt.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:50 AM
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When Chief Osceola surveys The manner in which this team plays, His spirit is moved, And he is behooved To weep for the ancestral days.
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NICE !!!
Oct 10, 2022, 1:03 PM
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 11:55 AM
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For the love of everything holy, We need to grind them up like guacamole, No tomahawk chop Will be able to stop The curb stomp of every last Seminolay.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:00 PM
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When Renegade runs on the field, He’ll notice that we plan to wield A healthy D line, Which might make his spine All jiggly. In fear, he will yield.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:32 PM
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From September the 'noles they could thank The kindness of AP poll's rank But October did come AP looks pretty dumb 'cause the Seminoles got the A55 stank
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 12:59 PM
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Jimbo's wife cheated and asked for divorce Then Jimbo tossed out his Christmas tree with force He ran off to Texas To get away from his exes Now A&M has buyer's remorse
Then the Noles bring in Taggart Who left the Ducks like a braggart He lost the locker room Which for the Noles meant doom With the football as stale as an old cracker
Now they have Mike Norvell Who at times has them play quite well They did something incredibly lame When they cancelled our 2020 game Now our DL can send them to football h3ll
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 5:23 PM
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A triad of lim’ricks exceeds The low expectations and needs Of this simple thread. You might wanna head To Norman, where Bates writes and reads.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 1:07 PM
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Tigers will come with their head held high not thinking this game will be a bye After eating some yolk the Tigers will head to Doak our Tigers will win because we are no joke!
Tigers 42 Semiholes 17
GO TIGERS BEAT EM ALL!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2022, 5:20 PM
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Depending on what Streeter cooks And how our offensive side looks, The folks in Doak-Campbell Who don’t up and scramble Might wanna go skins and read books.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2022, 6:57 AM
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The flashes are quite sentimental - Improvements by Noles are a mental Reprieve for their fans, But Wes Goodwin plans To show Renegade is a rental.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2022, 7:19 AM
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When Babyface Goodwin gets heated, A gesture is all that is needed To prod the best front To give teams the brunt And make quarterbacks look stampeded.
Look at the fury in those eyes.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 6:31 AM
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I once met a girl from Tal’hassee - As beautiful as she was sassy. I asked ‘bout her coach’s Scared COVID approaches, And she turned quite red and got gassy.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 6:54 AM
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Norvell’s COVID-phobic. He bails If someone as much as exhales Unusually - His own fans agree. Our cancelled game’s his greatest fail.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 7:05 AM
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In all of collegiate sports, The Noles folks are int’resting sorts. One college course there - “How ponytail hair Can complement men’s cutoff jorts.”
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 11:03 AM
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When the white chief rides his Appaloosa, The wimmen folks will hide their papoosas. As Our Tiger attacks, The book reading broke-backs, Join other semi-holes and vamoosa!!!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2022, 5:36 PM
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Your QB our D will abuse, And though you may whine and accuse, You’ll cause far more fan Embarrassment than “A Florida man” in the news.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 4:54 PM
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In some ways, it’s sad we lost Owens, But foll’wing the wind and its blowin’s Is not Clemson’s ilk. He’s left Fowler’s silk For games that are called by Beth Mowins.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 9:00 PM
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I’ve known a few Noles in my day, And most have been plenty ok, But those who coach ball Aren’t friendly at all Unless you condone pay-for-play.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 13, 2022, 9:08 PM
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“The Curse of the Crazy-Eyed Jimbo: A Tale of Wins, Loss, and a Bimbo” - It is a B movie, But backwards it’s groovy - A lunatic gets out of limbo…
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2022, 11:45 AM
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It’s Friday, and that means tomorrow The Noles try to beg, steal, or borrow What points that they can, But, sadly, their plan Will only meet XT…and sorrow.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2022, 2:49 PM
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They came from Death Valley And stalked into Tally Their quarry Criminole prey The Doak-Campbell nighttime Proved the perfectly right time Once the sun revealed the next day.
No flaming spear Nor crablegs and beer Could Osceola find in the remnants No Renegade remained Nor War Cry refrain For vanquished Bowden descendants
When Tigers go stalking And Norvels keep squawking Of Covid and Dr’s and such No Bookie’s pet point spread Can resurrect the dead From The Clemson Tiger’s death touch.
The Legend lives on From the Seminole on down Of the predator that came from Death Valley But nothing remains ‘Cept sobbing and pain For a once proud nation from Tally.
BRING IT ONNNNNN!!!!
GO TIGERS!!!!!
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