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Even as an HOA board member, APM can respeck dis:
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Even as an HOA board member, APM can respeck dis:

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May 28, 2025, 9:25 AM
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https://x.com/fightwithmemes/status/1927530133922992287?s=46

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You can put a Santa hat on it at Christmas time.***

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May 28, 2025, 9:34 AM
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We celebrate Kwanzaa in the Jimmy household.***

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May 28, 2025, 9:51 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


The Kwanzaans ... They don't wear hats ?***


May 29, 2025, 2:42 PM
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HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months

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May 28, 2025, 9:41 AM
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and it fills me with rage each time.

Incident #1 - Greenr has a portable basketball hoop. It's a cheapo because our driveway is on a slope and so it cannot sit permanently alongside the driveway. That would be terrible for basketball and terrible for wind to blow that bish over. So it stays in the garage and we roll it out to use it. One evening a storm came up, it was getting dark and so I quickly rolled it to the side. It was left in the roadway (not a thoroughfare, mind you, an end street) overnight. I actually put the end of it under my truck just to be sure it didn't blow into the road and cause problems. Put it in the garage around lunchtime the next day.

Letter from HOA telling me we cannot have basketball goals in the road r/w with pictures of the "incident".

Incident #2 - Greenr gets a letter from HOA informing him that the weeds are growing in the expansion joint cracks in the driveway and needs to be cut with accompanying pictures. I know of 3-4 other people who got the same letter. Neighbor decided to scrape his out with a shovel late one night. He was angry AF as well. Just a bunch of busybody bullshidd that some old fuck on a golf cart rides around and comments on.

Neither ended in fines, but it angers me so much when they send me a letter. I think I know who the asshat is that rides around checking, but I'm not 100% sure. He was staring between mine and my neighbors yards the other days, assuming he was looking at neighbors kayaks and surfboards that had blown over in a storm.

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When the fines start--and they will--send them a letter telling them

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May 28, 2025, 9:46 AM
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that you feel you are being targeted, and that its a racially motivated.

I did that once years ago and they didn't send me anything for a couple years.

I can never live in an HOA neighborhood again. When I got the ticket for having my garage door open too long, I knew it was time to leave the HOA lifestyle for others.

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You leave your garage door open?!?!? Letter printing...***


May 28, 2025, 9:50 AM
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I've left mine up overnight a couple times and haven't heard anything, guess


May 28, 2025, 9:50 AM [ in reply to When the fines start--and they will--send them a letter telling them ]
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they aren't patrolling overnight.

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Yet. You haven't heard anything yet.


May 28, 2025, 9:56 AM
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You will. Oh you will.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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When I got that ticket, I asked them how they knew how long it was open.

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May 28, 2025, 9:56 AM [ in reply to I've left mine up overnight a couple times and haven't heard anything, guess ]
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They said they timed it. Apparently, anything over 15 minutes was considered an assault against mankind, and worthy of a $55 fine (in 2012 dollars).

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You guys have garages?***


May 28, 2025, 11:58 AM
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If she's a hollerer, she'll be a screamer.
If she's a screamer, she'll get you arrested.


Why did you delete what you originally posted?***


May 28, 2025, 11:59 AM
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He can't***


May 28, 2025, 4:37 PM
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Leave your garage door open here too long...

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May 28, 2025, 10:23 AM [ in reply to When the fines start--and they will--send them a letter telling them ]
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and some will think it's fine to take whatever they like out of it. Even happens on Lake Keowee.

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Hee hee hee. We LOVE the power. Fines are coming. Believe that!***


May 28, 2025, 9:49 AM [ in reply to HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months ]
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Lawn Nazis

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May 28, 2025, 10:03 AM
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All of you

I will not live in an HOA. Heck, I'm going out to open my garage door right now

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If you did that whole fence that got crushed by tree would need replaced.

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May 28, 2025, 10:36 AM
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Since two different colors now.

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Exactly my point


May 28, 2025, 12:59 PM
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Needed a $200 not a 2k repair

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Pressure wash maybe?***


May 28, 2025, 4:37 PM
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Lol


May 28, 2025, 4:46 PM
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Takes me a whole weekend to pressure wash and repaint my pool deck. Do that once a year. Not interested in even more work

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Got the same warning from HOA 20 years ago

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May 28, 2025, 10:01 AM [ in reply to HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months ]
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for hoops goal that wasn't permanent.

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Get on HOA board, find out who the busybody is, spend all your waking

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May 28, 2025, 10:12 AM [ in reply to HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months ]
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hours trying to catch them tripping. RUIN THIER LIFE!

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Living in an HOA neighborhood is the same as being a gamecock fan.

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May 28, 2025, 10:27 AM [ in reply to HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months ]
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Y'all consciously chose thatshit...and yet you mad all the time.

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I only get mad about it when other's don't follow simple rules.

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May 28, 2025, 10:35 AM
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Like rules on the road.

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Some of us serfs have to worry about property value.***

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May 28, 2025, 11:02 AM [ in reply to Living in an HOA neighborhood is the same as being a gamecock fan. ]
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Yes.

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May 28, 2025, 11:33 AM
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Because you consciously chose to be crammed into a crowded gulag filled with filthy humans.

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Ahh to have the luxury of choice...***


May 28, 2025, 11:46 AM
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having choices is life's true personal freedom.

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May 28, 2025, 12:00 PM
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Not all of us understand that.

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except when it comes to zoning reform.


May 28, 2025, 1:00 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


You are free to live in a 10x10 box on top of, below and beside 100 others who


May 28, 2025, 1:23 PM
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happened to pass a credit check in order to rent there.

Just don't expect that everyone, or even anyone else, wants to live the same way.

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Yeah man. On the same page there.


May 28, 2025, 1:27 PM
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I don't care if those apartments sit at 90% vacancy, as long as they have the right to build them.

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drunk at the putt putt.


I'm mad that HOAs exist the same as I'm mad the gamecocks continue to

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May 28, 2025, 11:09 AM [ in reply to Living in an HOA neighborhood is the same as being a gamecock fan. ]
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exist. I'd never live with either.

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Take the shoveled out weeds from the driveway and put them in HOA....

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May 28, 2025, 12:54 PM [ in reply to HOA hit me up TWICE in the past 2 months ]
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president's mailbox. Let him figure out that he has gone too far.

;)

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How do you keep Gamecocks out of your yard?
• Put up goal posts
What does a Gamecock grad call a Clemson Tiger grad in 2 years?
• Boss


I have one of those, but we only put it out during Easter.***

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May 28, 2025, 10:09 AM
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The holiest of holes

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May 28, 2025, 10:23 AM
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or something like that

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I only put mine out on Dennis Rodman's bday.***

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May 28, 2025, 10:32 AM [ in reply to I have one of those, but we only put it out during Easter.*** ]
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I have the yard nazi that lives across from me

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May 28, 2025, 10:13 AM
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I can't imagine what they would be like if there was an HOA.

And trust me. If they ever organize an HOA, I'm moving.

What do you mean I have to pay someone to tell me what I can and can't do in my own yard?

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I like your funny words magic man


I'd only want to live in your hood if there was HOA.***

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May 28, 2025, 10:21 AM
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There's no HOA.

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May 28, 2025, 12:58 PM
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But there's an HOE.



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drunk at the putt putt.


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