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Eating Out
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Eating Out

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May 13, 2025, 9:53 AM
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Curious what the Lunge take is on this holiest of activities. I always assumed opinions were always favorable for it, or at least, it was something you didn't mind doing since most of the time it was reciprocal in nature. However, it wasn't until the Sopranos that I learned that apparently it was looked down upon. Now, to these people, I would say pound sand — we are to spoil our ladies, you misogynistic apes. But, I'm also at the end of the spectrum. I love it. I could do it all day. All night. And never need anything in return. It brings me almost the same satisfaction to give, as it does to receive.

So what say you.


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No. Never. It's gross.
Meh. I'll do it as a courtesy if asked, but I won't offer.
I don't mind, but it doesn't do much for me.
I like it, and would gladly do it.
THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE BETTER IS IF IT WAS AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET NOM SAYIN?
Other. I will explain in the comments.
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drunk at the putt putt.


I figured if I keep eating I'll find the clint some day

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May 13, 2025, 9:55 AM
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I thought I found it under the couch one time but it was a piece of gum

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I like your funny words magic man


3 outta 4 weeks***

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May 13, 2025, 10:04 AM
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4 out of 4 weeks

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May 13, 2025, 10:05 AM
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--MauldinT




Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®


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I like your funny words magic man


I don't see the problem here.***

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May 13, 2025, 10:05 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: I don't see the problem here.***

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May 13, 2025, 10:07 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


I thought PE teachers taught sex ed!?***

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May 13, 2025, 10:08 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Hey

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May 13, 2025, 10:08 AM [ in reply to 4 out of 4 weeks ]
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you're not wrong

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Locally Hated since 1992


I went to Chili's recently ... Men's restroom had one functional toilet.

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May 13, 2025, 10:06 AM
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Service was barely average.

I'd give it a 6.

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Re: Eating Out

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May 13, 2025, 10:10 AM
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When I was a young less married man, one of my pick up moves was to lick my eyebrow.

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Re: Eating Out

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May 13, 2025, 10:11 AM
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I like your funny words magic man


well hello there.***

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May 13, 2025, 10:12 AM [ in reply to Re: Eating Out ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


10/10

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May 13, 2025, 10:12 AM
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would do again

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Wow.

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May 13, 2025, 10:15 AM
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Early results say in spite of lunginess, we are Renaissance men.

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Re: Wow.

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May 13, 2025, 10:18 AM
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https://youtu.be/KmTNYD0nWN0?si=Uw_-kQq-toN2Qu9w

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To really find the renaissance men, find out who

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May 13, 2025, 10:21 AM [ in reply to Wow. ]
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eats the booty.

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Re: To really find the renaissance men, find out who

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May 13, 2025, 10:25 AM
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.


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Locally Hated since 1992


Re: To really find the renaissance men, find out who

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May 13, 2025, 12:37 PM
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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Re: To really find the renaissance men, find out who

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May 13, 2025, 10:26 AM [ in reply to To really find the renaissance men, find out who ]
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When allowed, which is rare. Like going to Quincy's to celebrate something.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: To really find the renaissance men, find out who

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May 13, 2025, 10:31 AM
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my brother...

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May 13, 2025, 10:33 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


I think it's saying that your status as a willing giver isn't as rare

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May 13, 2025, 12:33 PM [ in reply to Wow. ]
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as you might think.

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Ill lick that thang til is gets raw and bleeds***

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May 13, 2025, 10:25 AM
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#FourWeekClub***

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May 13, 2025, 10:27 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Question, just curious...did shower girl like it?***

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May 13, 2025, 11:05 AM [ in reply to Ill lick that thang til is gets raw and bleeds*** ]
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Will do have found variance on lady's stances.

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May 13, 2025, 10:35 AM
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Some wanted nothing to do with it, some said they wanted it but then I reckon I didn't do so hot cause there wasn't much reaction and but they'd get mad I stopped. Some have enjoyed it, and some have told me to go ahead and get in the second I came up for air.

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Yep, I'm generally good with it, more than willing to oblige. However,

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May 13, 2025, 10:42 AM
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in my vast experience, women are all over the place with it. It varies not only from woman to woman, but from time to time with the same one.

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Above all else, love and forgive. Understand that people who disagree with you are not necessarily idiots or your enemies. Respect the wisdom of the founding fathers and individual rights and freedoms. Always see the beauty and humor in life.


I think that's one of the reasons I enjoy it too.

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May 13, 2025, 10:50 AM
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It's like cracking a safe that's different every time.

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It really depends on the woman, but many/most? women don't like it.

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May 13, 2025, 11:03 AM
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They do "like" it, as it feels good. What they don't like are the optics of it. For some women the turn off of the optics is greater than the turn on of the bean flicking.

I'm just gonna stop here.

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yousureaboutthat.gif

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May 13, 2025, 11:08 AM
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In all my years, I have not had a lady pass on it.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Trying to phrase this delicately, but I have been told that having that done

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May 13, 2025, 11:21 AM
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leads to an organism that is clitoral based. If that does not happen pre-intercourse, the organism is typically much more intense and longer(?). Like hitting the Ford Clitaurus versus hitting the Mercedes G-Spotwagon.

I also understand that all women are built different and this might not be the case for other women.

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I do think the key point here is that all women are different.

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May 13, 2025, 11:29 AM
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And you find what works for your lady, and you do it.

The one piece of dating advice I'd give to the young bucks is always get the lady what she wants first, because then it doesn't matter how rubbish you are afterwards, she'll always know that with you, she can get off whenever she wants.

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It's a mental thing with many women.

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May 13, 2025, 11:30 AM [ in reply to Trying to phrase this delicately, but I have been told that having that done ]
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Optics type of thing. Sex is 80% mental for women and 100% physical for men.

As for the organism thing, yeah, I just assumed everyone also has the common courtesy and decency when eating to go in for the g-spot. Maybe I shouldn't assume that.

You know....



I have been told the solo clitoris organism is painful, and limited, where the g-spot organism is much more powerful, whole body, and less painful.

Who knows......

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Us being men can only speculate. We need

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May 13, 2025, 1:17 PM
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kms16312 to weigh in here

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I like your funny words magic man


Honestly this feels like 3T territory but I didn't want to be glib.***

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May 13, 2025, 1:25 PM
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Re: Eating Out

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May 13, 2025, 11:45 AM
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I’m afraid the lunge undersamples some more… diverse… opinions on this subject matter.

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Buncha betas in here

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May 13, 2025, 11:47 AM
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no real alphas like DJ Khaled

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Re: Buncha betas in here

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May 13, 2025, 1:07 PM
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I meant more along the lines of the degree of caucasity in here

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Indeed. APM is with the brothers on this subject.***

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May 13, 2025, 1:09 PM
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Re: Eating Out

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May 13, 2025, 12:37 PM [ in reply to Re: Eating Out ]
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Going out on a limb here, I'd wager this place is 99.9% male, at least half make 6 figures, and about 80% are beta males.

When will Crump do another TigerNet demographic pole?

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Oh, I wanna know what a beta male is and who is beta and who is alpha

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May 13, 2025, 12:40 PM
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TMMLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Those in Tiger Brotherhood, and those who are not.***

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May 13, 2025, 12:48 PM
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Re: Oh, I wanna know what a beta male is and who is beta and who is alpha

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May 13, 2025, 1:47 PM [ in reply to Oh, I wanna know what a beta male is and who is beta and who is alpha ]
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I'm pretty sure anyone who uses the term 'alpha' or 'beta' to describe another man is, well, you know...

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I like to tease a lot and get the oil (like on an italian sub) flowing...

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May 13, 2025, 12:10 PM
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then see how long the oil will hang down. Then gobble that oil up!

But you know what oh_its_JimmyHEYHEY®... I finish the job!

Was this too much? I feel like this was too much.

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Dont be groce***

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May 13, 2025, 12:38 PM
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I worked with a salty ole dude on the tour boats

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May 13, 2025, 3:37 PM
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with IE's captain friend.

In the words of ole Frank--"I'd eat it like a poke chop!"

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