|
Replies: 31
| visibility 609
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:17 PM
|
|
It might just be rainin’ and pourin’,
But NO ONE is gonna be snorin’
This week in the Valley.
It’s ‘bout time to tally
Another curb stomp of Dave Doeren.
TIGERS 35 WUFFS 26
|
|
|
|
 |
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:20 PM
|
|
Dave Doeren is such a disgrace.
He’ll whine when he comes to our place
And loses his ball.
I wish we could all
Extinguish cigars on his face.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:31 PM
|
|
I’m proud of you, man. I sure am.
You prepped well and purposed to ram
A boot down the throat
Of UConn - you gloat
As much as you want, Doeren, ma’am.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Offensive Star [314]
TigerPulse: 100%
15
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:34 PM
|
|
Stolen towels or sideline laptops the fighting Doerens will cry.
Death Valley is the place their championship dreams will die.
There will be no cigars or solo cups for Doeren this year.
1234 the Clemson Cadence Cheer!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Phenom [14657]
TigerPulse: 100%
49
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:35 PM
|
|
Losing to ECU would have been a disaster
But that field goal the Pirates could not master
Now State thinks they're good
And say they're gonna chop Clemson's wood
But their QB?...Mad Tigers are going to harass her!
Hey Wolfies! "Byte" me!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Starter [279]
TigerPulse: 100%
14
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM
|
|
The Wolfpack will come to the Valley
Howling a win they will tally
Instead they’ll go home
With a whimper and moan
Whining a loss in the Valley
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18257]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10867
Joined: 2016
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM
|
|
Here come Doeren and the Pack,
For making enemies Doeren has a knack.
The Tigers are ready,
DJ's arm is steady.
In the end, Doeren is nothing but a ball sack.
Tigers win 38 - 20
|
|
|
|
|
|
Top TigerNet [30731]
TigerPulse: 100%
55
Posts: 23185
Joined: 2002
|
oh, There is a head coach named Dave
Sep 26, 2022, 12:54 PM
|
|
ACC titles is all that he craves
Not so fast Jack
You coach da Wolfpack
1979 is the last time they raved.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clemson Conqueror [11579]
TigerPulse: 98%
46
Posts: 14148
Joined: 2021
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS - Dancin' Doerens
Sep 26, 2022, 2:10 PM
|
|
Dancin' Doerens are starting to feel
That their season is truly for real
But here comes the rub
They'll be beat with a club
As they fight like a baby seal
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 4:44 PM
|
|
The travel has Doeren concerned.
He won’t want his team to get burned
Because of bad weather,
But, turns out, a leather
Bullwhip named XT has returned…
And he’s fresh, ladies and gents.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 1:46 PM
|
|
Alas, in regrettable tones,
XT says his yet-healing bones
Aren’t ready just yet.
Well, Pups, you’ll still get
Some Greene and Mukuba and Jones.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:01 PM
|
|
When stormy conditions get rollin’,
The pads of the fingers get swollen
And look like a raisin -
The Pack’s way of hazin’
Is keeping the dry towels stolen.
Watch yer 6, Tigers.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [20868]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 14649
Joined: 2009
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:03 PM
|
|
The Wolfies are primed to go far,
Looking to keep their record unmarred,
But late night in the Valley,
Their L column will tally,
Dave's smokin' won't be a cigar.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rival Killer [2868]
TigerPulse: 100%
33
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:13 PM
|
|
The wolfpack will surely be grizzled
In the valley their heads will be swizzled
While they've started four and oh
"Tail between legs" they will go
After realizing their season has fizzled
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clemson Conqueror [11579]
TigerPulse: 98%
46
Posts: 14148
Joined: 2021
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:51 PM
|
|
Lady Doeren's afraid of the rain.
Says 'pack won't fly on a plane.
So just take the bus
You whimpering cuss
And prepare for the loss and some pain.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [86201]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 38965
Joined: 2003
|
I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to
Sep 26, 2022, 8:10 PM
|
|
yourself a lot when you are home alone? (Or NOT alone?)
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to
Sep 26, 2022, 8:34 PM
|
|
In truth, I am quite introspective.
It don’t take a genius detective
To figure out quick
My head’s kinda sick,
But lim’ricks are kinda infective.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 8:31 PM
|
|
Our defensive line will not budge.
That sorry Wolfpackian pudge
On offensive line
Will whimper and pine
For timeouts to watch Aaron Judge.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:24 AM
|
|
The prospect of weather engenders
Great fear for Dave Doeren, and hinders
His passing attack,
Plus, we will get back
All three of our deep ball defenders.
Night night, Mr. Leary.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Immortal [176659]
TigerPulse: 100%
69
Posts: 72623
Joined: 2013
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:27 AM
|
|
Masculinity demands,
That you act macho in public with friends,
And if you’re on TV,
Your dad will be embarrassed to see,
His son doing that little wolf yap thing with his hands.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:30 AM
|
|
His humidor’s chock fulla sticks.
He’ll show up with sleeves fulla tricks.
But try as he might,
On Saturday night,
We’re gonna watch Doeren shoot bricks.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Time Great [95195]
TigerPulse: 100%
63
Posts: 14384
Joined: 2018
|
NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 11:35 AM
|
|
Soooo . . . a bit of the “wet stuff” may fall
On the day that old DoDo does call.
Let’s welcome his pack
With a blitzkrieg attack
Rendering them unable to crawl.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 1:41 PM
|
|
Death Valley night games during storms
Take on certain notable forms -
The typical course
Involves such a force
Of noise that it rattles the dorms.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 7:56 AM
|
|
This hand-wringing stuff is quite funny -
No matter how soggy or runny
That stadium gets,
You bank on these bets:
We’re turnin’ out packed and loud, honey…
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 1:39 PM
|
|
The Coots stirring strife and discord
Can’t think high enough above board
To either be witty
Or X-and-O gritty -
More scoks Tnet cannot afford.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Playmaker [368]
TigerPulse: 100%
16
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 3:11 PM
|
|
The wolfpack is back so they say,
Come to claim another big day
in the house of the tigers
they'll eat bitter braunschweiger
and slink oh so defeated away!
I am not a fan of this meat paste but it was the only thing I could rhyme with Tigers....so there!
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 5:14 PM
|
|
In truth, this was bound to go down -
When blaring the warning around
On all the TVs
“Evacuate, please,”
The pants of Dave Doeren turned brown.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2022, 2:35 PM
|
|
They’ve cancelled a lot of the schools,
But all those Wolfpackian fools
Will still get to learn
The feeling of burn -
We teach with folks with dangerous tools.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 10:46 AM
|
|
Tomorrow it’s coming unwound -
The pavement beneath the whole town
Will rumble and quake,
And we’re gonna take
The Wolfpack and Dave Doeren down.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 1:39 PM
|
|
The scoreboard has made the scene better.
The blowhard, reluctant non-jetter
Will shrivel and flinch -
The Death Valley clench
Makes Dave Doeren’s pants a bit wetter.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 4:23 PM
|
|
So Wilkins is next for guest pickers!
Perhaps before Dave hits the liquors
To cope with the loss,
The oil-checking boss
Can do a drive-by of his knickers…?
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [18217]
TigerPulse: 100%
52
Posts: 10347
Joined: 2006
|
Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2022, 6:34 AM
|
|
The planning and waiting is done.
Today, it is gonna be fun
To see Doeren humbled
And Wolfpack plans crumbled
As all of their hopes come to none.
DEAFEN THEM, TIGERS.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 31
| visibility 609
|
|
|
50
