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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:17 PM

It might just be rainin’ and pourin’,
But NO ONE is gonna be snorin’
This week in the Valley.
It’s ‘bout time to tally
Another curb stomp of Dave Doeren.

TIGERS 35 WUFFS 26

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:20 PM

Dave Doeren is such a disgrace.
He’ll whine when he comes to our place
And loses his ball.
I wish we could all
Extinguish cigars on his face.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:31 PM

I’m proud of you, man. I sure am.
You prepped well and purposed to ram
A boot down the throat
Of UConn - you gloat
As much as you want, Doeren, ma’am.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:34 PM

Stolen towels or sideline laptops the fighting Doerens will cry.
Death Valley is the place their championship dreams will die.
There will be no cigars or solo cups for Doeren this year.
1234 the Clemson Cadence Cheer!

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:35 PM

Losing to ECU would have been a disaster
But that field goal the Pirates could not master
Now State thinks they're good
And say they're gonna chop Clemson's wood
But their QB?...Mad Tigers are going to harass her!


Hey Wolfies! "Byte" me!!!

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM

The Wolfpack will come to the Valley
Howling a win they will tally
Instead they’ll go home
With a whimper and moan
Whining a loss in the Valley

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM

Here come Doeren and the Pack,
For making enemies Doeren has a knack.
The Tigers are ready,
DJ's arm is steady.
In the end, Doeren is nothing but a ball sack.

Tigers win 38 - 20

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oh, There is a head coach named Dave


Sep 26, 2022, 12:54 PM

ACC titles is all that he craves
Not so fast Jack
You coach da Wolfpack
1979 is the last time they raved.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS - Dancin' Doerens


Sep 26, 2022, 2:10 PM

Dancin' Doerens are starting to feel
That their season is truly for real
But here comes the rub
They'll be beat with a club
As they fight like a baby seal

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 4:44 PM

The travel has Doeren concerned.
He won’t want his team to get burned
Because of bad weather,
But, turns out, a leather
Bullwhip named XT has returned…

And he’s fresh, ladies and gents.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 28, 2022, 1:46 PM

Alas, in regrettable tones,
XT says his yet-healing bones
Aren’t ready just yet.
Well, Pups, you’ll still get
Some Greene and Mukuba and Jones.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 5:01 PM

When stormy conditions get rollin’,
The pads of the fingers get swollen
And look like a raisin -
The Pack’s way of hazin’
Is keeping the dry towels stolen.

Watch yer 6, Tigers.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 5:03 PM

The Wolfies are primed to go far,
Looking to keep their record unmarred,
But late night in the Valley,
Their L column will tally,
Dave's smokin' won't be a cigar.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 5:13 PM

The wolfpack will surely be grizzled
In the valley their heads will be swizzled
While they've started four and oh
"Tail between legs" they will go
After realizing their season has fizzled

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 5:51 PM

Lady Doeren's afraid of the rain.
Says 'pack won't fly on a plane.
So just take the bus
You whimpering cuss
And prepare for the loss and some pain.

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I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to


Sep 26, 2022, 8:10 PM

yourself a lot when you are home alone? (Or NOT alone?)

:)

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Re: I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to


Sep 26, 2022, 8:34 PM

In truth, I am quite introspective.
It don’t take a genius detective
To figure out quick
My head’s kinda sick,
But lim’ricks are kinda infective.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 26, 2022, 8:31 PM

Our defensive line will not budge.
That sorry Wolfpackian pudge
On offensive line
Will whimper and pine
For timeouts to watch Aaron Judge.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2022, 7:24 AM

The prospect of weather engenders
Great fear for Dave Doeren, and hinders
His passing attack,
Plus, we will get back
All three of our deep ball defenders.

Night night, Mr. Leary.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2022, 7:27 AM

Masculinity demands,
That you act macho in public with friends,
And if you’re on TV,
Your dad will be embarrassed to see,
His son doing that little wolf yap thing with his hands.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2022, 7:30 AM

His humidor’s chock fulla sticks.
He’ll show up with sleeves fulla tricks.
But try as he might,
On Saturday night,
We’re gonna watch Doeren shoot bricks.

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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2022, 11:35 AM

Soooo . . . a bit of the “wet stuff” may fall
On the day that old DoDo does call.
Let’s welcome his pack
With a blitzkrieg attack
Rendering them unable to crawl.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 27, 2022, 1:41 PM

Death Valley night games during storms
Take on certain notable forms -
The typical course
Involves such a force
Of noise that it rattles the dorms.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 28, 2022, 7:56 AM

This hand-wringing stuff is quite funny -
No matter how soggy or runny
That stadium gets,
You bank on these bets:
We’re turnin’ out packed and loud, honey…

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 28, 2022, 1:39 PM

The Coots stirring strife and discord
Can’t think high enough above board
To either be witty
Or X-and-O gritty -
More scoks Tnet cannot afford.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 28, 2022, 3:11 PM

The wolfpack is back so they say,
Come to claim another big day
in the house of the tigers
they'll eat bitter braunschweiger
and slink oh so defeated away!


I am not a fan of this meat paste but it was the only thing I could rhyme with Tigers....so there!

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 28, 2022, 5:14 PM

In truth, this was bound to go down -
When blaring the warning around
On all the TVs
“Evacuate, please,”
The pants of Dave Doeren turned brown.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 29, 2022, 2:35 PM

They’ve cancelled a lot of the schools,
But all those Wolfpackian fools
Will still get to learn
The feeling of burn -
We teach with folks with dangerous tools.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 30, 2022, 10:46 AM

Tomorrow it’s coming unwound -
The pavement beneath the whole town
Will rumble and quake,
And we’re gonna take
The Wolfpack and Dave Doeren down.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 30, 2022, 1:39 PM

The scoreboard has made the scene better.
The blowhard, reluctant non-jetter
Will shrivel and flinch -
The Death Valley clench
Makes Dave Doeren’s pants a bit wetter.

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 30, 2022, 4:23 PM

So Wilkins is next for guest pickers!
Perhaps before Dave hits the liquors
To cope with the loss,
The oil-checking boss
Can do a drive-by of his knickers…?

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 1, 2022, 6:34 AM

The planning and waiting is done.
Today, it is gonna be fun
To see Doeren humbled
And Wolfpack plans crumbled
As all of their hopes come to none.

DEAFEN THEM, TIGERS.

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