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Lawn Mower Chronicles, Chapter 4: The Nuclear Option
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Lawn Mower Chronicles, Chapter 4: The Nuclear Option

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Apr 29, 2025, 10:53 AM
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Dear readers, I think we are about to arrive at the end of our tale. Then again, I've said those words before. However, before we dive into the latest update, let me catch you up on where we started:

Order #1: Ordered a Makita. Failed to ship after a week of waiting because of a system error with Home Depot.
Order #2: Failed to deliver after a week because it was damaged during shipping.
Order #3: Delivered, but the mower didn't have the battery life I needed and may have been defective.
Order #4: Ordered a Honda HRX217HYA. Delivered damaged, and had to return.
Order #5: Arrived. Good condition except missing air filter cover. Five minutes into the first run, the engine starts smoking (and not just burning off what may be on the engine from production), and the blades stop engaging. After flipping it over, it looked like the blades got seized up on a clump of grass and it smoked the BBC or something in it. Returned.

That brings us to where are now.

I was in a pickle. The vast majority of recommendations for push mowers were the Honda HRX, which I had just smoked, or the Toro Super Recycler. I was hesitant to give the Honda another shot because a) I just killed one doing very basic stuff, and I started seeing with deeper research more complaints about motors going bad and Honda voiding warranties. For the Toro with the B&S motors, there were a litany of complaints about engine sputtering and B&S not really having a fix for it.

My mobile lawn mower repair guy said the Toros with Kawasaki motors were solid, but I could not find them anywhere.

But then...I (hopefullly) struck gold by coming across the Scag SFC21. It's a true commercial grade mower, with an model that had a 7hp Kohler motor on it. And, as it turns out, there is a Scag dealer in Pineville and they had one available. Better yet, it was a demo model, and saved me about 20%.

This thing is an effing beast. 21" commercial-grade steel deck that looks like it could kill a Russian tank. I'm thinking this, and the spool of trimmer string Obed® recommended and joked would still be around for my son to inherit, will actually go to him when I die.



I need to change out the oil and then I'll get it into the yard, and report back.

But, fingers crossed, I'm at the end of the journey here.

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drunk at the putt putt.


It appears fate wants you to move to the desert ... or the city ... or

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Apr 29, 2025, 10:56 AM
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West Virginia.

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PS ... how much for the airplane kite ?***

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Apr 29, 2025, 10:57 AM
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I told my wife if this doesn't work we're torching the yard and putting down

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:06 AM
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rocks.

That's a solid kite.

https://www.amazon.com/Fighter-Plane-Adults-tail-Flyer/dp/B06Y57C725/ref=sr_1_6?crid=1FL44Y4PC08CR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CaTSehB0UK4_YquICNzJGFicdK6VkmYiIv5PpMeCXW6iN5yia7uWKLhdk8g1JxVd8Ith--QPE8KKgyt-9aX6rooT7fUS26o9w3Uk2Vtr0vyAHssOpZ7s3vyfKQZ4HLp46Zw-2SxVsef9UBRKcCH8ZPPq5gj_8hL8zoKRlnp7haHNPiZ1P6zbBYI_XoUQq76K3Or4OVBkkHHP28Ff2Sjd2ePH_3U0PPN6A4gLYZ5doLoHKLPuSwG_6s-woeLSGsBEVcz9dKokjuVFVtvWkshkHIx1Rv0eAPZVTbUroNaH5sQ.E2g7wYOtTr8Hf1PJNGjbOZ2eleFFi7yqLQT0ZpJ_aqY&dib_tag=se&keywords=Airplane%2BKite&qid=1745938778&sprefix=airplane%2Bkite%2Caps%2C405&sr=8-6&th=1



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drunk at the putt putt.


Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.

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Apr 29, 2025, 10:58 AM
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Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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Looks like he's going to inherit

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:02 AM
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about 10 gallons of old paint also.

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Those are always fun to open up after about 20 years.***

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:03 AM
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When I was filling up the other mower with gas, he was out there watching.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:07 AM [ in reply to Looks like he's going to inherit ]
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"Ohhh I like that smell"

*puts nose almost right into the tank.*

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drunk at the putt putt.


True story,

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Apr 29, 2025, 1:55 PM
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although probably not that interesting, had a friend in high school that was.....a little weird? Whenever she or whoever she was riding with put gas in their car, she would get a napkin and catch the few little drops that come out when you take the nozzle out of the tank, and take it with her so she could sniff it until the smell went away.

Went to Clemson, then moved to Colorado, and dropped off the face of the earth.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Re: True story,

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Apr 29, 2025, 1:57 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Tell me I'm not looking at a $1800 push mower.....please

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:08 AM
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I grew up using a Honda mower that cost $299 at HQ that cut my parents yard hundreds of times, and then my own yard probably the same, over a decade and a half. And that mower doesn't do a #### thing that mower I had didn't do. Wait, my old Honda was 22", so there's that.

https://howardbrothers.com/products/scag-walk-behind-mowers-sfc-21-sfc-21-7cv

https://www.gardenland.com/product/scag-sfc-finish-cut-21-walk-behind-mower/


Message was edited by: Tiggity®


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No.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:16 AM
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It's a $1500 push mower thanks to the demo discount. ;)

But to your point, the budget mowers won't work for me. With the slope of my yard, it has to have self-propulsion, which adds cost. And, with my bermuda, that sometimes goes for two weeks without cutting, I have to have a bigger motor or they get hung up and it adds an ungodly amount of time because I can't cut the width of the mower with each pass. I also wanted something that can mulch really well because if I bag, I have to stop and unload each circle, which again, adds an ungodly amount of time to a mow.

If I was retired, and could mow twice a week, a budget mower would probably work. But, I have limited windows of when I can mow, and if it gets into the two-week time period, the thic bermuda is a nightmare.

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drunk at the putt putt.


This is what the $1k HRX217 left before it died.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:19 AM
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So even with a premium mower, if I don't bag and try to mulch, it looks like dogshiz.



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drunk at the putt putt.


Well there's your problem

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:22 AM
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you are cutting it too short.

What is your height setting? Anything below 4 inches just stimulates side growth and thatching.
5 is better. TWSS

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5 inches... for bermuda?

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:24 AM
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I keep mine long at like 1.5" Bermuda is cut really low

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on his mowing schedule

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:41 AM
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yeah 5 inches

1.5 if you can keep it from getting any longer than 3 inches

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lulz at "Anything below 4 inches just stimulates side"

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:25 AM [ in reply to Well there's your problem ]
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just lulz at not deep dickin it

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Well, first cut of the year I try to scalp it.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:26 AM [ in reply to Well there's your problem ]
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But bermuda should be at around 2 inches or so. Better for the grass and the little dude to play in the back yard.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: This is what the $1k HRX217 left before it died.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:23 AM [ in reply to This is what the $1k HRX217 left before it died. ]
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What the frick.

That a lush lush carpet my dude, it deserves the fancy mower.

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You're not mowing frequently enough.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:27 AM [ in reply to This is what the $1k HRX217 left before it died. ]
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It's going to scalp like that (and clump up/not mulch well) if you mow it with a $200,000 solid gold, diamond-decorated sheik of Arabia mower.

Once a week, 10 days tops was my Bermuda mowing schedule. I also have centipede grass now for a reason ;)

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Re: You're not mowing frequently enough.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:28 AM
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Centipede is for plebs, only wide blade zoysia touches my bare tootsies

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My bermuda was golf coursesque most of the time

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:30 AM
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But between needing 2x the water, like 4x the fertilizer, sandy soil, yada yada, it was a MAJOR PITA.

If you have the time and the money, it is the prettiest grass. If you're a normal working person who can't afford a Japanese gardner, or a weekly lawn service, then well.....

Plebe I am.

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Palisades zoysia for the win!***

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Apr 29, 2025, 1:59 PM [ in reply to Re: You're not mowing frequently enough. ]
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MauldinT, where are you???


Which is why I said if I was retired it probably wouldn't be an issue.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:28 AM [ in reply to You're not mowing frequently enough. ]
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But finding time to mow is a premium, and it's often that it's every other week before I can get out there.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Which is why I said if I was retired it probably wouldn't be an issue.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:43 AM
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You gonna edge that sidewalk big boy? It’s practically begging for it

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Nah.

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Apr 29, 2025, 12:00 PM
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Goon it.

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drunk at the putt putt.


First of all, you spelled nucular wrong.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:18 AM
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Second of all, when I moved into my house I was gifted a used Lawn Boy mower. I never heard of this brand and assumed it's a pizza shed. Well ###n if it doesn't fire up every time, year after year, with zero maintenance. I'm not sure if we ever even put gas in it. It's going to outlive us all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4BwDl9_t98

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George Bush senior give you that lawnboy?***


Apr 29, 2025, 4:09 PM
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Re: Lawn Mower Chronicles, Chapter 4: The Nuclear Option

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:18 AM
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I mow my grass with a $100 I want to say Toro? That I got at a Lowe’s on James Island in 2014. Once every couple years I have to disassemble the carburetor, clean it out, and put it back together. I have never put oil in it. I’m pretty sure I’m down to a cost per mow somewhere in the range of about $0.02-0.03.

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My Bolens B&S still runs perfectly purchased in 2008

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:24 AM
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but now I only use it to cut my ditch a few times a year.

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I don't want to sound like a boomer.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:27 AM
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But it doesn't seem like they make engines like the used to.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Just be sure to do the weed eating with the gold-plated Monster cables.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:36 AM
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They last for a full year or two before you need to restring.

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Same.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:39 AM [ in reply to Re: Lawn Mower Chronicles, Chapter 4: The Nuclear Option ]
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Except it was $89.99 from Walmart in 2012. Never done a thing to it, use it like a bush hog, never stop to pick anything up and mow right over anything in its way, and use it on a yard that makes the Vietnamese jungle look like Augusta National.

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It occurs to me that youre in a catch 22.

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:29 AM
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Your grass is now 12 inches high because it’s been so long since you’ve had a mower.

You’ve now sent back a couple mowers because they struggle with grass that’s 12 inches high.

You’ve now bought a veritable bush hog, which will handle this 12 inches high high grass, and take it down to a level the other mowers could have dealt with.

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Or, just wait a few more years and sell off the timber.***

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:33 AM
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Re: Or, just wait a few more years and sell off the timber.***

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:38 AM
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My forester swears by these fast-growing genetically modified pine trees. Says you can plant them and by year 15ish they're ripe for a clearcut.

Oh, with at least 2 thinnings in between. Own 500 acres, you can rotate clearcuts replanting these and then rotate the thinnings and clear cuts, in 10x 50-acre segments (or 5x 100 acre plots), and you can get a pretty steady extra income.

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You need the Diggler brand for a 12" bush hog.***

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Apr 29, 2025, 11:35 AM [ in reply to It occurs to me that youre in a catch 22. ]
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I finally found a Honda HRX 170cc that works like a charm

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Apr 29, 2025, 12:11 PM
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I needed that extra power as my grass is so darn thick. The Honda seems to be perfect. Maybe one day I will get a rider, but I like pushing it too much for now.

Nice looking mower you got thar Jimmy.





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There's nothing more frustrating than being forced to 80% overlap your

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Apr 29, 2025, 12:49 PM
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cuts because it's a thiccboi.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Yes, any future lawn mowers that I buy will be from a dealer that services them***

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Apr 29, 2025, 1:07 PM
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I'm so confused


Apr 29, 2025, 1:15 PM
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You don't have a group of laborers that speaks almost no English coming by once a week to take care of all this?

SMH

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I thought about it, but I'd probably spend in one season how much I dropped


Apr 29, 2025, 1:17 PM
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on the mower.

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drunk at the putt putt.


oh_its_JimmyHolaHola***

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Apr 29, 2025, 1:18 PM [ in reply to I'm so confused ]
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ja ja ja. soy muerto.***


Apr 29, 2025, 1:25 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Just say no...

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Apr 29, 2025, 4:08 PM
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to ethanol.

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