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Is a hearing test needed here?
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Jun 2, 2023, 7:07 AM

Zig Ziglar's story (don't blame me) of the woman who went to her pastor for counseling concerning her marriage. After a few preliminaries, the pastor said he had a few questions that would help identify the problems if she would just answer as openly as possible.
When the lady agreed, he began by saying, "Do you have any GROUNDS?" To which the lady responded, "Why, yes we do, we have about ten acres just north of town."
"No, ma'am," the pastor replied, "that's not what I mean. What I mean is do you have....well, do you have a GRUDGE?"
"Oh, no," she replied, "but we do have a nice little carport!"
"No, ma'am," said the pastor, "that's not what I meant.
One more question: Does your husband beat you up?" "Beat me up? Oh, no, I get up before he does just about every morning!"
In complete exasperation the pastor said, "Ma'am, you're not listening to me. Why are you having trouble with your husband?"
"Well," she said, "the man just doesn't know how to communicate!"

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