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IRS Audit
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IRS Audit


Oct 6, 2020, 6:06 PM

This sounds familiar but since it came all the way from a cousin in England, we'll give it another shot.

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If you've ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur or wondered what it's like doing so, this is as close to realty as it gets.

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me three years. I pay him $1,000. a week plus free room and board.

Then there's this mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10. per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to, the mentally challenged one".

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

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lol


Oct 6, 2020, 7:16 PM

only suckers pay taxes

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: IRS Audit


Oct 6, 2020, 10:57 PM

Yep! Enjoyed.

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