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Jul 23, 2024, 9:27 PM

Been gone for a while. No particular reason, I guess we had a bunch of turnover at work and subconsciously maybe I thought I should be more productive….

Saw that $2.99 Tigernet subscription charge hit the account and decided to log on and cancel the premium membership. Decided to drop you all a line.

Things have been good.
I threw out the pocketpussy. I became deathly afraid that my kids would find it and permanently alter their entire future.
I did lose a crap ton of weight. Got down to 200 (from nearly 240). Probably back up to about 220 now since I quit counting calories.

I planted over 200 mater plants this year. During peak season I was picking about 200lbs a week (approximately). We canned all of them and should have enough spaghetti sauce, vegetable soup, Bloody Mary mix, and salsa to carry us into the next decade. Also canned 75qts of greens. My Uber-garden has occupied much of my summer.

Sucks about Jimmy Herring getting sick. Selfishly, I’m sad about the Asheville shows getting nixed this weekend, but bro and I are still going to Asheville. Gonna do some kayaking and beer drinking and have a good ol’ time with some old friends.

Wife and I have sexed 5 nights in a row. Not sure what that’s all about, but I know better than to look a gifted horse in the mouth.

I hit the lotto for Monday practice round masters tickets the other day, so I got that going for me as well.

All this politics stuff is wild AF.

I ate at Scott’s BBQ a few weeks back. It was pretty awesome.

Oh, here’s a funny story to end on:
We were at Myrtle beach two weeks ago (it was a work trip for me, so the wife, kids, and my sons friend tagged along).
One evening, the two boys (13yrs old) and I were surf fishing. Two teenaged girls approached and watched from a distance. My son reeled in to check his bait and the girls approached. I stepped away to let the boys *cook*. The girls chatted them up and then asked for the boys numbers. My son said , “I have a girlfriend, and we’re just focused on fishing right now.” His friend said, “yea, we’re not interested in beach girls, we’re trying to fish and enjoy some quiet.” Loooolllllssss. That’s some funny crap. The girls were cute too…. That’s some crazy genZ redpill shizz. Love it. Then the girls made some smartazz comment about how they hadn’t caught any decent fish. Son replied, “ well clearly you know nothing about fishing. It’s not about CATCHiNG fish, it’s about getting outside with the boys and putting in time.”

He’s gonna be a rich man one day if he keeps that mindset, but I may not have any grandkids :(


Anyways, y’all take care. I’ll try to pop in more often. Tell mama’n’em I said hey!

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LFGGGGGGG***

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Jul 23, 2024, 9:32 PM



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They found out never interrupt a Bro Retreat.***

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Jul 23, 2024, 9:46 PM



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That...that...

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Jul 23, 2024, 9:54 PM

That mutherfucker is not real

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Locally Hated since 1992


I agree

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Jul 24, 2024, 9:53 AM

ain't nobody seen no 40# skinny ryanadidas® posting hotel bathroom selfies on Jounge snap.

after sleeping on it, I don't believe a word of this post.

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How much do you want for the fleshlight?***

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Jul 23, 2024, 10:34 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Youve been gone?

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Jul 23, 2024, 10:37 PM

4 months???

I guess fluffhead came back and you’re both kind of chill jam band stoner vibe guys and I just missed it as he filled that hole in my heart. I knew I hadn’t seen you around but 4 months?????

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I always get him and footballcrazy mixed up.

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Jul 23, 2024, 10:39 PM

I feel bad because I like them both and I know they are two, independent individuals living unique lives, but I still get them mixed up.

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drunk at the putt putt.


My big mix ups were always

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Jul 23, 2024, 10:44 PM

Tickle It and 7 spots.

And Cryanl and TheProdigal because they’re both little bishes who drop off the board the minute they get married and have sex without a condom for the first time.

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TIL Jimmy ain't who I thought he was


Jul 24, 2024, 9:52 AM [ in reply to I always get him and footballcrazy mixed up. ]

I thought you were on Jounge Snap

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we've been busy at the marina since April


Jul 24, 2024, 7:47 AM [ in reply to Youve been gone? ]

tourist season has been good to us

I try to at least lurk around here for a little bit and post in spurts.

As familiar as I am with this place, a lot seems to change even in the course of a few days.

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When you getting me dockmaster gig?

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Jul 24, 2024, 8:04 AM

I went up there by boat a few weeks ago. I bought a gatorade. I think it was $8.

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Asst Dock Master role will need to be filled this fall***


Jul 24, 2024, 8:06 AM



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Asst Dock Master? No man. I'm not pumping out anybodies head.


Jul 24, 2024, 8:09 AM

That's what high schoolers are for. I'm looking to come in hungover from the Dinghy, kick my feet up and bark out orders to teenagers to fetch bait for tourons.

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Also. Bro.

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Jul 23, 2024, 10:49 PM

No Dad logs in and brags about their son having zero game. You have responsibilities as a father and one of them is fixing that skill gap you’ve left him with somehow.

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it's been a while since I had to spit game

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Jul 24, 2024, 7:51 AM

but it seems to me that conventional wisdom says to get the numbers and when the fishing is over you start trading pigs with said girls from the beach.

Wonder if them boys realized their mistake when they were sitting there watching youtube gamers later that night instead of macking on vacation chicks.

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Ryanadidas' rizz game is on point

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Jul 24, 2024, 8:01 AM [ in reply to Also. Bro. ]

it's like 0.1 out of ten

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They are playing the long game, and I applaud them for it.


Jul 24, 2024, 8:08 AM [ in reply to Also. Bro. ]

They'll be better men if they keep that up.

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You're fired

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Jul 24, 2024, 1:03 AM

Been gone for a while. No particular reason, I guess we had a bunch of turnover at work and subconsciously maybe I thought I should be more productive

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See you in Asheville!***

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Jul 24, 2024, 6:40 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


New phone who dis***


Jul 24, 2024, 7:20 AM



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*virtual dap up****


Jul 24, 2024, 8:08 AM



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TLDR ... check out is at 11 am.***


Jul 24, 2024, 8:27 AM



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All that just to tell us your

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Jul 24, 2024, 8:42 AM

Son has teh ghay?

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Were they from Ohio?***

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Jul 24, 2024, 11:57 AM



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This cheered me up. Thank you***

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