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FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:02 PM
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There once was a Tiger named Feaster,
28 - just like Spiller and Priester,
In pursuit of Pro Loot
He said, "Bye - I'm a Coot!"
But poor Feaster got knocked on his keister!
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Orange Immortal [65631]
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Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 9:05 PM
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To the coots he goes.
From champions to losers.
O why Feaster, why?
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Clemson Icon [24837]
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Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 9:25 PM
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Winning is boring
You learn more from the losses
Feaster next Einstein.
~JKB
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CU Medallion [20835]
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Re: Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 10:22 PM
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Five seven then five
Limmericks may be okay
But Haiku is best
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Heisman Winner [81618]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:09 PM
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I'm Clemson third string
I could start most anywhere
But I'm just a coot
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All-In [27366]
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There once was a back I'll not name,
Jul 29, 2019, 9:14 PM
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Who wanted more praise and more fame,
So he jumped in the portal,
And soon found he's just mortal,
When his new team lost every big game.
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Tiger Spirit [9805]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:21 PM
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I really suck at rhymes
tried many times
so I'll just defer and say
who? never heard of her
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Rival Killer [2880]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:22 PM
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Gamecocks suck
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Tiger Spirit [9805]
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^We have a winner!***
Jul 29, 2019, 9:27 PM
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Rival Killer [2614]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:45 PM
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CU Medallion [18218]
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I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:12 PM
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“Look, guys, I just wanna play ball
And maybe a pro team will call!”
That’s great, Tay. No, really!
It’s just that it’s silly
To think Coots will get looks at all.
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:17 PM
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Pack up your gold ring and diploma,
Put on your new Chick-Fil-A dome-a,
And strap up your jock.
You’re now just a Coçk -
Our D might put you in a coma.
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:25 PM
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For all you or’nge-blooded accusers:
We’re not classless verbal abusers -
A champion, seasoned,
Is found to have treasoned?
Let’s just watch him fail with the losers.
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 11:01 PM
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I’ve stood on the or’nge-shouldered giant
And faced the world, strong and defiant,
But I will climb higher!
Hey, where’s a soul buyer?
Coach Muschamp - will you be my client??
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 12:21 AM
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What spirit remained down inside him,
That noble ideal that would guide him,
Has seeped from his brains.
And all that remains?
A chicken. And Muschamp deep-fried him.
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Legend [6799]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 9:47 AM
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Barechs made my day!
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Legend [6799]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 9:47 AM
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Correction: bdrechs
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Clemson Conqueror [11427]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 10:23 PM
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Feaster thought he was so great
That he deserved to wear twenty-eight!
What a letdown
Gone to coot town
A November beatdown will be his fate!
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Orange Immortal [60126]
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Even though Priester was 27
Jul 30, 2019, 6:42 AM
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Feaster is in heaven
Wearing the Garnet and Black
So the coots can talk smack
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Varsity [114]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 6:59 AM
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Sing..
Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo
Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo
Doo-Doo Ice
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Hall of Famer [8271]
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Re: FEASTER haiku - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 7:22 AM
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Sitting on a bench
Thanks he should be the starter
Easier to coot
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FEASTER LIMERICKS
Jul 30, 2019, 8:26 AM
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He wanders to the slaughter like cattle.
To the coaches he did run and tattle.
Now full of reproach,
He’ll play in “the roach”,
As we dole out justifying prattle.
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Top TigerNet [30915]
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Priester was #27.***
Jul 30, 2019, 9:06 AM
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CU Medallion [18748]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 8:09 PM
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A Tiger to a coot makes me sick
I'm still thinking this is bad trick
When nothing is the same in November
His past at Clemson he will remember
Because his new team is not worth a lick
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Associate AD [810]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 9:18 PM
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At first I wanted to shout,
But now there's no doubt,
When someone mentions you,
I just say "who?"
Because to me you're All OUT.
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Walk-On [111]
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 31, 2019, 10:13 AM
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I admire a man’s aspiration
To be the next clucker sensation.
But new King of Bluff Road
Will not crack the code
Of further orange domination.
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CU Medallion [19606]
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The back from Sparkle City is fast
Jul 31, 2019, 10:22 AM
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But at Clemson he just didn't last.
So he made the switch east,
To the SEC least,
And hopes that his PT has not passed.
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