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Somebody explain something about golf to me.
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Somebody explain something about golf to me.


May 19, 2014, 9:54 AM

I've tried to play tennis, and I can't do it, because it requires talent, of which apparently I have none, and professional training and hours of practice if you're gonna pursue it professionally.

I've never tried to play golf, however, I can't imagine it requiring any real talent at all, much less training, or practice besides just hitting the ball. I'm pretty sure I could do it as good as anybody. I'm pretty sure almost anybody could do it.

What am I missing?

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#ACCFTS


I think it requires money.


May 19, 2014, 9:56 AM

That's all I know about it. Do you have that?

Because I think the shoulder pads and body armor is quite expensive.

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A clue.***


May 19, 2014, 9:57 AM



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Kwalifying Kwashon Number 1


May 19, 2014, 9:58 AM

Do you cuss a lot or have the ability to learn to cuss a lot?

If yes, take up golf.

If no, take up putt-putt.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!


May 19, 2014, 9:58 AM

Go to the driving range with one club, probably best that it be a 7 or 8 iron. Attempt to hit a bucket of balls. Then, come back and tell us about how easy it was.

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Deerest RH Tig, I believe that's the point he's making


May 19, 2014, 9:59 AM

regarding a recent poster about rapping.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


WHEW.


May 19, 2014, 10:02 AM

It's early on a Monday to have to start destroying people with my mind.

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Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!


May 19, 2014, 10:23 AM [ in reply to LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! ]



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Listen up, Sport.


May 19, 2014, 10:25 AM

I AM AN HONORARY MANGER AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO JOKE AROUND BECAUSE OF SERIOUS.

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Re: Somebody explain something about golf to me.


May 19, 2014, 9:59 AM

Take a tennis racket and try to hit the ball into a trashcan 150 yds away. That's why golf is hard.

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how many tries do you get?***


May 19, 2014, 10:02 AM



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72 for par***


May 19, 2014, 11:58 AM



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Troll Soccerkrzy Day 2014 has started fairly well***


May 19, 2014, 10:02 AM



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DGAR continues to be a moran day continues...


May 19, 2014, 10:03 AM

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=1348827&tstart=0

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


^^^it's working ;)


May 19, 2014, 10:06 AM

(and I knew what it was in reference too



I DO have another unrelated question that I was going to ask, and point in your direction. You think you could provide an unbiased answer, even tho there are no stickers or proprietary charging cables involved???



####...couldn't help myself

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I have been unbiased.***


May 19, 2014, 10:07 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Re: I have been unbiased.***


May 19, 2014, 10:38 AM

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/message.jspa?messageID=15370003

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I've provided logical responses, you're the one who is


May 19, 2014, 10:41 AM

continuing to be a troll about it.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


logical??


May 19, 2014, 10:53 AM

who makes the super-derper octo-core CPU with eleventy billions rams memories anyway??


the only logical thing I've seen is 'jailbreak it (to make it more like an android)'

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Re: logical??***


May 19, 2014, 11:19 AM





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#ACCFTS


Re: Somebody explain something about golf to me.


May 19, 2014, 10:03 AM



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Lessons can be a good thing.


May 19, 2014, 10:03 AM

I have a friend that is a golf pro at a private course and invites us up to play a couple times a year. Years ago he saw me hit one drive and told me to meet him on the driving range after we finished for a 30-minute lesson. He worked with me on turning my hands to a certain position to eliminate my slice. I was amazed at how he saw me hit one ball and knew what my problem was.

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Re: Lessons can be a good thing.


May 19, 2014, 10:07 AM

I have my first lesson Wednesday. Something is off with the way I'm rotating my hands in my backswing and I'm not getting the club face square at impact. I was shooting in the high 80's last fall and now I'm rarely breaking 100.

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Re: Posting in a roll bread***


May 19, 2014, 10:13 AM



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It takes a lot of talent to hit a golf ball.


May 19, 2014, 10:29 AM

It takes no talent to recite words while music is playing.

I think that's what you are missing.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
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haha***


May 19, 2014, 10:30 AM



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And a tennis ball, for that matter.***


May 19, 2014, 10:32 AM [ in reply to It takes a lot of talent to hit a golf ball. ]



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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


The ONLY thing you need to know about golf is


May 19, 2014, 10:30 AM

that all bets are won or lost on the 1st tee.

HTH

I'll give you 2 a side.

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In all seriousness, and coming from a former club pro


May 19, 2014, 10:53 AM

If you can't play tennis don't waste your time trying to play golf. HTH

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Have you considered taking up a drug habit?


May 19, 2014, 11:49 AM

I'd think that would be much more fulfilling than wasting beautiful days on a golf course.

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