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Bob was mowing his yard when he saw his neighbor walking past with duck tape. Bob asked, "Whatcha doin' with that tape?" His neighbor replied, "I'm gonna catch some ducks," and continued onwards. Later, he returned with ducks wrapped in his tape! The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with a monkey wrench. Bob asks "Whatcha doin' with that monkey wrench?" He replies, "I'm gonna catch some monkeys" and continues onwards. Later he returns with monkeys. The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with some pussywillows. Bob says, "Wait, let me get my hat!"
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Apr 5, 2025, 10:20 AM
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That’s a great one Jedi!
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Apr 5, 2025, 8:24 AM
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All joking aside, rulz is rulz
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Re: Who pondered?
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Apr 5, 2025, 10:21 AM
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It was you. Twice now! Lol!
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I got you!
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Apr 5, 2025, 8:33 AM
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I only know 2 or 3 Motown puns. Four Tops.
My mirror ball and my smoke machine stopped working. Guess I'll have to call a disco tech to fix them.
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Apr 5, 2025, 11:25 AM
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What is a rabbit’s favorite music?
Hip Hop!
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Little Johnny asked his mom "how old are you mom?". His mom replied "Son, it's not polite to ask a woman her age". Little Johnny then asked "Well mom, "How much do you weigh?" His mom again replied "Son, it's also not polite to ask a woman about her weight". Little Johnny then tried one more time - "So mom, why did you and dad break up?" Mom, exasperated, replied "That's a sensitive subjuect we can't discuss just yet".
Frustrated, Little Johnny later said to his friend "I can't get any information from my mom, what should I do?" His friend said "Look at her driver's license, it will tell you what you need to know, it's like a report card".
So later Little Johnny told his mom "Mom, I know you're 32 and you weigh 130 lbs". His mom, surprised, asked "How do you know that?" Little Johnny said "I saw your license. I also know why you and dad broke up". His mom said "Really, and why is that?" Little Johnny said "Because it also said you got an F in sex".
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