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Happy Spring Game Day and jokes by dads...or such...
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Happy Spring Game Day and jokes by dads...or such...

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Apr 5, 2025, 7:53 AM
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First, I would like to apologize to anyone I have not YET offended. Please be patient...I will get to you shortly. ;) (A special shout to...oh, never mind!)

Making everyone happy is impossible. Ticking them off...that's a piece of cake. I LOVE cake! :)

A point to ponder: How can a rabbit's foot be lucky...when the rabbit lost it?


A husband and wife had been arguing all day and they passed a herd of jacksarses.
Wife asked, "Relatives of yours?"
Husband said, "Yep...in-laws!"


I clearly don't need more coffee! Happy Saturday (to most of you) T-Netters! I'm having cake!

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Apr 5, 2025, 7:58 AM
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the tug abides


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Apr 5, 2025, 8:01 AM
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Bob was mowing his yard when he saw his neighbor walking past with duck tape. Bob asked, "Whatcha doin' with that tape?" His neighbor replied, "I'm gonna catch some ducks," and continued onwards. Later, he returned with ducks wrapped in his tape! The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with a monkey wrench. Bob asks "Whatcha doin' with that monkey wrench?" He replies, "I'm gonna catch some monkeys" and continues onwards. Later he returns with monkeys. The next day, Bob sees his neighbor walking past with some pussywillows. Bob says, "Wait, let me get my hat!"

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Re: Happy Spring Game Day and jokes by dads...or such...

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Apr 5, 2025, 10:20 AM
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That’s a great one Jedi!

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Apr 5, 2025, 8:02 AM
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the tug abides


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Apr 5, 2025, 8:24 AM
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All joking aside, rulz is rulz

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Who pondered?

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Apr 5, 2025, 10:18 AM
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Not that I object! :)


Oops! It was me! Mea culpa!




Message was edited by: Salty55®


Message was edited by: Salty55®


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Re: Who pondered?

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Apr 5, 2025, 10:21 AM
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It was you. Twice now! Lol!

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Apr 5, 2025, 10:23 AM [ in reply to Who pondered? ]
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I got you!

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Apr 5, 2025, 8:33 AM
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I only know 2 or 3 Motown puns. Four Tops.

My mirror ball and my smoke machine stopped working. Guess I'll have to call a disco tech to fix them.

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lol***

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Apr 5, 2025, 11:25 AM
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What is a rabbit’s favorite music?

Hip Hop!

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Re: Happy Spring Game Day and jokes by dads...or such...

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Apr 5, 2025, 11:45 AM
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Little Johnny asked his mom "how old are you mom?". His mom replied "Son, it's not polite to ask a woman her age". Little Johnny then asked "Well mom, "How much do you weigh?" His mom again replied "Son, it's also not polite to ask a woman about her weight". Little Johnny then tried one more time - "So mom, why did you and dad break up?" Mom, exasperated, replied "That's a sensitive subjuect we can't discuss just yet".

Frustrated, Little Johnny later said to his friend "I can't get any information from my mom, what should I do?" His friend said "Look at her driver's license, it will tell you what you need to know, it's like a report card".

So later Little Johnny told his mom "Mom, I know you're 32 and you weigh 130 lbs". His mom, surprised, asked "How do you know that?" Little Johnny said "I saw your license. I also know why you and dad broke up". His mom said "Really, and why is that?" Little Johnny said "Because it also said you got an F in sex".

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