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Lot o points [156088]
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I have an honest question here about crappers.
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Apr 23, 2016, 6:01 AM
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We have private companies launching men into space. Chaz15 can tie your stomach in half with a robot arm. We can get 300hp from a 1.8 liter 4 cylinder engine.
Why am I still plunging my toilet to get a dook down once a week? This doesn’t feel difficult? It’s like they made the bowl drain opening to the 80th percentile of dooks. Why not just add an inch in diameter and make that 100%?
I’m not Andre the Giant. I have a pretty normal diet. Why must I sit on a throne that my extrusions are too beau coup for?
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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:17 AM
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Don’t be groce.
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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:19 AM
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Lot o points [156088]
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pecan pie?
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:21 AM
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All-TigerNet [12188]
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back a few years ago when we redid our guest bathroom
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:20 AM
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because of the great Christmas eve toilet flood, we replaced toilet with a new one, plumber said you will never clog this thing unless you try. Can't remember brand though, so guess there are ones out there that are less apt to crap ###.
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Lot o points [156088]
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This sounds like crypto investing
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Apr 23, 2024, 6:02 AM
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Too good to be true.
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crapto.***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:45 AM
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All-TigerNet [12188]
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it is a crap shoot***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:46 AM
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And where is this splashless bowl future we were all promised?
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:21 AM
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Why in this age of modern technology am I still creating a #### splashback fine mist every time I pee?
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Oculus Spirit [85559]
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The good thing about winter is you don't notice when it lands on your pants
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:24 AM
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But then here comes shorts season and we are reminded again.
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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:24 AM
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Meet the Champion 4, the undisputed leader in high performance toilets. With the industry's widest 2 3/8" trapway and 4" flush valve, it created a plunger free world for homeowners and virtually eliminated clogged toilet call backs for plumbers. The Champion will move a mass 70% larger than the industry standard. It achieves the highest bulk removal rating of 1,000 grams and will even flush a bucket of golf balls! Which means you can flush with confidence and never worry about plunging a toilet again. Did you ever wonder if there was something that could keep the streaking in your toilet bowl from happening? Well there is. Our Exclusive EverClean surface inhibits the growth of mold, mildew and bacteria that cause streaking and the unsightly ring around your bowl. The Champion 4's EverClean surface is a permanent fired in surface, so it's always working for you. The toilet actually stays cleaner longer. Which means less work for you. The Champion 4 also comes with the most comprehensive warranty. The toilet and the tank parts are covered for 10 years. That's 9 years more than many other brands. Now that's worry free living.
https://www.americanstandard-us.com/innovations/no-plunge-toilets
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I hope this is real.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:29 AM
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Don’t be playing with my emotions.
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Has a website link and everything
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:30 AM
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It's on the internet, sooooo..........you know.
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jeebus.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:48 AM
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Look at the veins on this throbgobblin.
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Re: jeebus.
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Oculus Spirit [79454]
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Sounds like you need to double flush
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:25 AM
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Maybe the amount of water flow is your problem, and not hole diameter?
Also, urinals should be standard in any new bathroom being built. When we redo our bathroom I'm 100% putting a urinal in.
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###### bum, now you've pushed the finishing date on the addition back
Apr 23, 2024, 1:21 PM
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3 more months
Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®
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CU Medallion [58503]
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Don't underestimate the power of the poop. And
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:26 AM
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quit laying them in there sideways.
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Yeah, I have a terrible hook on my drives.***
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Curtis E. Flush brah.***
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For serious question
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:38 AM
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How do you flush? Do you drop the handle and let it go and walk away? "Proper" flushing technique is to hold the handle down all the way until all water leaves the bowl, and then the bowl starts refilling. That is the time to let go of the handle. If you are not doing this, give it a try.
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Plunging once per week?
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:40 AM
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Something ain't right here. I'm thinking you have water pressure issues or some sort of semi-clogged something somewhere, maybe the in the pipe that the shid travels in to leave the house or something.
Or maybe something up in the terlit.
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Mayhaps his bhole is too girthy?***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:47 AM
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Butt plugs will do that. So makes sense***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:50 AM
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I haven't had to plunge a toilet since I moved into this place
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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1.5 years ago.
The only time I ever had to plunge a toilet before that was when *someone* flushed a bunch of "flushable wipes" (that STILL aren't flushable @wilbur82®
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Samesies. Especially my upstairs en suite crapper. Thing is worthless.***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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You need to install a macerator***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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or eat more fiber***
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:52 AM
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miralax in coffee = softer pewps ie no clogs. problem solved.
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:53 AM
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oh, one more thing - groce.
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Oculus Spirit [83161]
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You realize that on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Costanza
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Apr 23, 2024, 10:59 AM
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created an app showing the best toilets in the city, made a bundle, and lost it to Madoff.
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Do they come in commercial grade?.
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Apr 23, 2024, 11:17 AM
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You may have to come off that wallet.
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Oculus Spirit [81246]
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You need you a pressure assist toilet.
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Apr 23, 2024, 11:21 AM
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It will blow the poop apart when you flush it down.
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Lot o points [156088]
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Id like an old Johnstone toilet
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Apr 23, 2024, 11:34 AM
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That sounds like the Concorde taking off when you flush it.
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Lot o points [156088]
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Thats probably some new water saver model.
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Apr 23, 2024, 12:15 PM
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The old ones could empty the reflection pond with 10 flushes
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Those toilets are only safe for youth to use.
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Apr 23, 2024, 11:39 AM
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If somebody our age used one and flushed before standing they might just get castrated.
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It could suck your colon clean out and down the drain***
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undignified way to go.***
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TIL
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Obed is a Viking.
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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.
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Apr 23, 2024, 12:33 PM
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We've regressed. Grandpa had a solution that could handle a cable the size of a tree trunk
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When we had outhouses, did it all go into a barrel or container that someone
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Apr 23, 2024, 1:15 PM
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had to empty, or did you dig a hole, then move the outhouse to a new hole every so often?
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#2, so to speak (snicker)***
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Re: When we had outhouses, did it all go into a barrel or container that someone
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Both solutions it work so it just depended on the situation, I've been told.
My clan had enough space that they could dig a new hole and move the outhouse, according to the old timers. If space was limited though, I guess you had to find a spot to shovel out the new fertilizer into the yard somewhere.
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I have that in the half bath.
Apr 23, 2024, 2:14 PM
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Yes, I’ve clogged it.
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Color me impressed.***
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Is this old school swirl flush style or new school empty everything now style
Apr 23, 2024, 1:23 PM
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I have two of the new empty everything now style and they rarely clog. I mean like maybe twice a year.
The swirl one clogs constantly.
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Do you not just use the Poop Knife?
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#JustOldRedditThings
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What make & model . . . and most importantly - YEAR - of your terlit ?
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Apr 23, 2024, 1:56 PM
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You need to upgrade to a comfort height+, elongated Champion 4.
Otherwise - renew your plunger repeat order on Amazon.
ywia
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The champion 4 seems to be the lunge winner.***
Apr 23, 2024, 2:09 PM
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I put a new one in about a year ago...
Apr 23, 2024, 4:36 PM
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low flow, etc. But according to the box, you can flush a dozen pool balls down that thing - and it has never stopped up since I put it in. Not once.
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Oculus Spirit [94208]
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That would reduce the velocity of the water exiting the bowl.
Apr 23, 2024, 6:33 PM
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You'd have to flush three+ times.
signed, caveman
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