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TigerNet Elite [73592]
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Lunge Poop Update
Nov 5, 2014, 9:44 AM
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Day 4 and counting
The movement of the bowl is still stagnant. I #### you not. This turd is one tough cookie. My go to poop extraction remedy, coffee, is not even working.
Please keep my poo in your prayers.
I'll keep everyone abreast of this tragic situation as the days move along.
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Tiger Titan [45826]
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RIP
Nov 5, 2014, 9:45 AM
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your bwhole when it does happen.
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Heisman Winner [78882]
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Mathematicians work it out with a calculator.***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:47 AM
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TigerNet Champion [118635]
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Typical Republican. #smileyface***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:48 AM
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TigerNet Icon [153479]
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Really old mathematicians work it out with a pencil.***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:49 AM
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Heisman Winner [78882]
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an abacus.***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:51 AM
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Top TigerNet [30839]
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Fingers and toes***
Nov 5, 2014, 12:37 PM
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Ultimate Tiger [33434]
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Take an adderall and smoke a cigarette
Nov 5, 2014, 9:50 AM
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And you'll drop a Bono in no time
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Paw Master [17754]
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That's not what NOvember means, you know.***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:52 AM
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All-In [11049]
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Might be time to take a hit of Metamucil.***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:54 AM
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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dulcolax bro
Nov 5, 2014, 9:56 AM
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before you end up with an #### fissure like I described a few weeks ago. Prayers for your bwhole when that sucker breaches.
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TigerNet Legend [147836]
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I suggest you get some MoviPrep.
Nov 5, 2014, 9:56 AM
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And a REALLY long book. Or a tablet with great battery life.
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Orange Immortal [64288]
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1) go to Krystal or McDonalds
Nov 5, 2014, 9:56 AM
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2) purchase 2 small burgers
3) eat purchased burgers
4) wait 15 minutes while finding proper bathroom with extra tissue
5) if the impossible happens (meaning: nothing), go STRAIGHT to emergency room. You need immediate surgery for a blocked bowel.
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Ring of Honor [22720]
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Re: Coffee?***
Nov 5, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Clemson Sports Icon [58225]
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Re: I swear on a mountain of Charmin no sh!t
Nov 5, 2014, 10:00 AM
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Get an instant poop solution and hold on to the rim.
Cereally.
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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Prune Juice
Nov 5, 2014, 10:10 AM
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Afterwards don't get more than 10 feet from le toilette
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Varsity [236]
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Two words:
Nov 5, 2014, 10:23 AM
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Bo rounds
'nuff said.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109078]
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Ummmm #####?
Nov 5, 2014, 10:41 AM
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Seriously, that's what quadriplegics use.
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Heisman Winner [81874]
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Just imagine how much weight you'll lose.***
Nov 5, 2014, 10:42 AM
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Orange Immortal [65796]
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What's backing up behind it is gonna be toxic.***
Nov 5, 2014, 12:05 PM
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110%er [9120]
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Not to rub it in
Nov 5, 2014, 12:36 PM
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or out (lulz)
but I have taken 3 dumps today already. Actually I posted simply to rub it in.
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