Tired of all this OSU “we wuz robbed” If the TD stood they’d still

Dec 31, 2019, 7:41 AM

With apologies to Shel Silverstein and the “Old Dogs!”

“OSU, You’re Still Gonna Lose!”

So you're taking better care of the football, becoming more aware of the transfer portal, responding to the game’s needs, using everything you hear and read about offense, defense, the QB position, and demystifying Venables’ system and buying Smith machines that they advertise to help you exercise, safe spaces to retreat to if you’re traumatized,
free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size, shots that will eliminate JK’s ankle pain, Gatorade to reenergize you, but remember that for all your pain and gain, eventually the game ends the same.

So you quit settlin’ for FGs but you're still gonna lose, cut out the targeting but you're still gonna lose.

Eliminate juggled passes and roughing the kicker, and you get real confident
but you're still gonna lose.

Stop drinking the Scarlett koolade and you're still gonna lose, stay away from Skalski, and OSU, you're still gonna lose.
You can cut out PIs and never get a bad call, but you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna lose.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna lose, still gonna, still gonna, still gonna lose.

You can even give the 2min drill, one last try but when the clock hits 00:00 and the final scoreboard reads: 29-23, you're still gonna lose (to Clemson!).

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