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Tips on edging?
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Tips on edging?

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:46 PM

Just got done with the lawn and used the weed eater to edge. Now I’ve got bloody shins and it looks like crap. Do you use a weed eater or an edger? Am I doing it wrong? How much better is an edger? Do you get a hand powered one or gas?

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Go until you feel like you're right there and then squeeze

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:47 PM

the muscle you use to pee really tightly and breath deeply without moving.

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Welp, that wasn't the edging I was expecting.

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:48 PM

You hold the weed whacker at an angle so its clippings don't hit your shins, duh.

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Try to keep it going as long as possible

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:49 PM

If you can do it for long enough, you're brain and boner will become one and at that point, you'll get the most satisfaction out of your arousal. I know we were talking about edging, but I like to push it to the gooning phase.

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TIL***

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:53 PM



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Re: TIL***

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:55 PM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning

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You can tell FunkyJerker really enjoyed writing that

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:58 PM

definition.

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wear long pants***

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:50 PM



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I always murder mine in Week 1,

emoji_events [9]
Sep 8, 2020, 1:52 PM

cutting the lines back so that it looks pretty rough. Then in Week 3, once everything has shaped up, I'll gingerly go back over it, making sure I'm only hitting the mangled portions. A few rounds of that, and you'll eventually get a nice line where the soil sits a little bit above the concrete and looks somewhat natural.

Ideally, you would have a blade edger. The handle on my Ecko gets binded up and twisted so much that I just gave up on it. Gonna get one of the old school ones that you can push at some point.

Also, try sticking your finger in your ######## right before you nut.

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SQUEEZE THE TIP. It's really the only way. And don't

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Sep 8, 2020, 1:52 PM

shove the shampoo bottle up your ass until you are ready for the release.

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NOW SHAVE OFF MY PUBES AND PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

emoji_events [7]
Sep 8, 2020, 1:53 PM

at a medium pace.

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Re: NOW SHAVE OFF MY PUBES AND PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

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Hire mexicans

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Sep 8, 2020, 2:06 PM

cash under the table of course

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Wear long pants and old/cheep sun glasses.***

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Sep 8, 2020, 2:29 PM

Never edge in your jorts.

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Strong men create easy times.
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Re: Tips on edging?

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Sep 8, 2020, 3:00 PM

weed eater is much easier and cleaner in my opinion. Just put on pants bro.

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Did not click on this link for yard tips

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Sep 8, 2020, 3:05 PM




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