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Tips for dating older woman
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Tips for dating older woman

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:36 AM

This will be the first time I've ever gone out with someone more than a couple of years older. I'm 34, she's 43.

Other than the obvious fact that you'd have to be incredibly unstable to climb up this beanpole with your slimehole, what are some tips for dealing with a more mature, experienced lady with kids? FHRITP?

What do I do if she is a menopause? Do I still do a sex?

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Just learn and take notes, then date a younger girl next

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:53 AM

And pull out that notebook and study beforehand, then amaze her.

What I'd do.

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Re: Tips for dating older woman

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:54 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Bro once they turn 40

7

Apr 7, 2023, 8:55 AM

They LOVE ####. Start there. Dont even ask or you’ll show immaturity.

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I'd say the most important thing you can do would be to

9

Apr 7, 2023, 8:56 AM

NOT throw a tantrum in the restaurant and risk losing the chance to get hard candies if you were a good boy.

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34 and 43?

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:58 AM

Good lawd, y'all are young 'uns.

Don't even think about it.

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Re: Tips for dating older woman

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:58 AM

I once dated a much older bi-sexual. We used to sit on the davenport and watch Golden Girls and Murder She Wrote reruns. Sex afterwards was savage.

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What was his name?***

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Apr 7, 2023, 9:00 AM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: What was his name?***

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Apr 7, 2023, 11:20 AM



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beat me to it.... it's an obvious joke, but

3

Apr 7, 2023, 11:21 AM [ in reply to What was his name?*** ]

damnnn it hits the spot. Well done.

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Does she have a daughter and how old is she?***

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Apr 7, 2023, 8:59 AM



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Don't stop there***

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Apr 7, 2023, 9:11 AM



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If she's pushed babbies through her fuckhole you'll have to

7

Apr 7, 2023, 9:29 AM

bang the hell outta the sides.

lol I have no idea what I'm talking aboot.

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Re: If she's pushed babbies through her fuckhole you'll have to

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Apr 7, 2023, 9:32 AM

.


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:( girth is not a strongsuit

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Apr 7, 2023, 12:51 PM [ in reply to If she's pushed babbies through her fuckhole you'll have to ]

Nor is length or shape for that matter.

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Lube

5

Apr 7, 2023, 9:34 AM

I hooked up with a 38 yr old when I was 18. Gotta grease the skids pretty good on that thing to get it moving right.

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Re: Lube

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Apr 7, 2023, 9:36 AM

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Re: Lube

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Apr 7, 2023, 9:37 AM [ in reply to Lube ]



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Re: Lube

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Apr 7, 2023, 11:21 AM [ in reply to Lube ]



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lolwut

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Apr 9, 2023, 1:31 PM [ in reply to Lube ]

bruh you ain't doin something right

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here's all ya need to know

3

Apr 7, 2023, 9:36 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das

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Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich

6

Apr 7, 2023, 11:24 AM

and go to town on it. Save yourself a few hundred bucks.

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Re: Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich

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Apr 7, 2023, 11:26 AM

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Re: Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich

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Apr 7, 2023, 12:46 PM



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We gonna need

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Apr 9, 2023, 1:53 PM

Pigs!!! T&A

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