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Tips for dating older woman
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:36 AM
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This will be the first time I've ever gone out with someone more than a couple of years older. I'm 34, she's 43.
Other than the obvious fact that you'd have to be incredibly unstable to climb up this beanpole with your slimehole, what are some tips for dealing with a more mature, experienced lady with kids? FHRITP?
What do I do if she is a menopause? Do I still do a sex?
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Oculus Spirit [97714]
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Just learn and take notes, then date a younger girl next
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:53 AM
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And pull out that notebook and study beforehand, then amaze her.
What I'd do.
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Re: Tips for dating older woman
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:54 AM
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Bro once they turn 40
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:55 AM
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They LOVE ####. Start there. Dont even ask or you’ll show immaturity.
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Heisman Winner [135570]
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I'd say the most important thing you can do would be to
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:56 AM
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NOT throw a tantrum in the restaurant and risk losing the chance to get hard candies if you were a good boy.
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Associate AD [828]
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34 and 43?
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:58 AM
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Good lawd, y'all are young 'uns.
Don't even think about it.
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Re: Tips for dating older woman
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:58 AM
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I once dated a much older bi-sexual. We used to sit on the davenport and watch Golden Girls and Murder She Wrote reruns. Sex afterwards was savage.
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What was his name?***
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:00 AM
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Re: What was his name?***
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Apr 7, 2023, 11:20 AM
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beat me to it.... it's an obvious joke, but
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Apr 7, 2023, 11:21 AM
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damnnn it hits the spot. Well done.
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Does she have a daughter and how old is she?***
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Apr 7, 2023, 8:59 AM
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Don't stop there***
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:11 AM
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If she's pushed babbies through her fuckhole you'll have to
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:29 AM
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bang the hell outta the sides.
lol I have no idea what I'm talking aboot.
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Re: If she's pushed babbies through her fuckhole you'll have to
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:32 AM
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Lube
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:34 AM
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I hooked up with a 38 yr old when I was 18. Gotta grease the skids pretty good on that thing to get it moving right.
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Re: Lube
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Re: Lube
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Apr 7, 2023, 9:37 AM
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Re: Lube
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lolwut
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Apr 9, 2023, 1:31 PM
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bruh you ain't doin something right
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Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich
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Apr 7, 2023, 11:24 AM
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and go to town on it. Save yourself a few hundred bucks.
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Re: Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich
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Apr 7, 2023, 11:26 AM
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Re: Slap some armpit hair on an Arby's roast beef sandwich
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Apr 7, 2023, 12:46 PM
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We gonna need
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Apr 9, 2023, 1:53 PM
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Pigs!!! T&A
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