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This is quite possibly the worst day ever, and its not even noon.
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:19 AM
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Power just went out for the first time in years, presumably because of the 6-8mph winds that took out our buried lines. I’m sitting on the shitter when the power went out, and it took a good 15-20 seconds for me to grasp the REAL gravity of the situation: I can’t turn my bidet on without electricity.
I just wiped my pucker with toilet paper like a Neanderthal. How is that even still a thing, you savages?
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If the lights were out, how did you know when you were done wiping?
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:20 AM
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Taste test?
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NOW do you see the depths of despair Im swimming in?***
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:21 AM
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Dude. You're swimming in it?
Mar 5, 2025, 3:54 PM
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I have serious doubts about your toilet etiquette. I'm afraid you're doing pooping all wrong.
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Some days the bidet sprays up your butt.
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:21 AM
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Some days the poop sprays down it.
That's life, 19B. That's life.
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My gangster bidet sprays at 100 with no power***
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:23 AM
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Only if you're thumb's just right though
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:26 AM
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Its like free camping ... enjoy !***
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:24 AM
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Could be worse - imagine not even making it to the toilet and pooping in
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:29 AM
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your pants...
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Pffft. Nobody does that.
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:30 AM
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We’re all adults here.
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That "Pffft." that you mentioned.....dangerous game.***
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Mar 5, 2025, 3:53 PM
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a lemony fresh clorox wipe will clean you right up
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Mar 5, 2025, 11:33 AM
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the stinging is normal.
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As Trevor Noah said when covid hit
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Mar 5, 2025, 12:23 PM
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How am I ever going to get my ass clean in this room which has a shower in it?
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I remember that bit.
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Mar 5, 2025, 12:34 PM
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He said white people were in stores during the first month of the pandemic like "OH NO, WHERE'S THE CAR WAX?!"
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I didn't catch that show often
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Mar 5, 2025, 12:38 PM
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but that bit will forever be etched in my brain
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1st world problems***
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Mar 5, 2025, 1:07 PM
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Oh, and I just hit the shatter trifecta at lunch.***
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They put that ish in everything***
Mar 5, 2025, 3:04 PM
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Mar 5, 2025, 3:44 PM
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Shitin your Hanes. It's not like you haven't before today
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