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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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a church parking lot beside a graveyard out in Chapin after you took her to Applebees after going to the Icehouse Amphitheater for a country concert? Sportfuccin the car when it's 90 degrees outside is something I can wait another 15 years to do. Not that comfortable.
Yeah, I'm bragging at this point. I'm gonna wind up broke and devastated somehow, but I'm having fun doing it.
I had to do goat yoga in exchange for this:
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I like the way you are rubbing your arm on the goat dong.***
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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me 2 it was warm***
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WHO THE EFF ARE YOU!!!***
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THE GOAT DONG
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Jun 16, 2025, 1:37 PM
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At least that is the rumor going around Simpsonville
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Clemson Sports Icon [55085]
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Re: THE GOAT DONG
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TigerNet Champion [119339]
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OMG SO CUTE
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love those shorts!!!
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Ring of Honor [22752]
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Thinking they accidentally cross dressed after getting it on ?***
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TigerNet Icon [154918]
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"Flexing while holding a goat" already sounds pretty ghey,
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and then when you see an actual picture of it, it's more breathtakingly ghey than I could have imagined.
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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you think i'm flexin?
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Jun 16, 2025, 10:40 AM
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man i was thinkin i looked tiny here after being on a cut for the past 6 months. I'm. glad you find my svelte normal physique indicative of a man who's flexing. Wait till fall.
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Bro
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tell me more
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Jun 16, 2025, 10:39 AM
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about them swim trunks
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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they don't make this style anymore but it's
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Jun 16, 2025, 10:41 AM
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chubbies athloungers
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Two things: pretty sure FastChad has done that
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Jun 16, 2025, 10:54 AM
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FastChad but at the Knights Inn in West Columbia parking lot.
Goat yoga ? Lollers, bro you're married already and don't know it
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National Champion [7617]
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Re: Two things: pretty sure FastChad has done that
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*Masters Inn.
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Not that it matters, I mean it's funny and all, butt
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I don't believe any of it.
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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I know, I barely believe it too.
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Jun 16, 2025, 11:04 AM
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Most 36 year olds are wrapping up their primes. I'm just getting started.
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This is a huge step UP.
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Jun 16, 2025, 11:00 AM
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I mean, you actually made it through a concert without a woman having a diarrhea incident so I'm proud of you!
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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It was no Hayes Carll but it was a good time
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Jun 16, 2025, 11:03 AM
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Main act's name was Scotty Hasting. Not really my style, more of a new-age Toby Keith type who sings a lot of patriotic stuff, but he wasn't bad and it was like $15 or something so it was worth it.
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She was kind enough to save the diarrhea for the 90 degree car.
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Windows up, of course.
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All-Time Great [88084]
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For reelz, I thought by goat yoga you meant like weird positions because you
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were boning in the car. Not actual yoga with goats.
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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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She's got pretty nice guns
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Orange Blooded [2568]
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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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I didn't realize you were black.
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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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He's mixed, obviously.
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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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Jun 16, 2025, 11:23 AM
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I gotta say, it's been WELL over 20 years since:
I've been in an Applebee's
Been to a country concert
Been to Chapin
Did anything resembling "sportufccin"
Or been with a woman that "demanded" said activity.
Sadly, I have been to a graveyard or two in the last 20 years.
Yeahbuddy livin the dream.
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But on the bright side
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you don't have sores on your naughty parts oozing with pu.ss
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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Hey! My sores aren't even oozing***
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Give it 9 months.***
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Oh the adventures of a young fella and the lady trying to
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set her hook.
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Wow so many stories are running through my head right now.
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I dated this girl for a while and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. She was like, any time of day, she was like, "Yeah let's go! I'm so nasty." And I'd be nailin' her and she'd be like, "Aw, you're nailin' me! Cool."
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You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like...
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a bag of sand.
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We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know,
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to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman f***in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
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Dynasty Maker [3224]
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I see what you're doing/saying here and really do.
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I used to have a similar reaction when JFB would post his sexy time encounter stories. I have and still do frequent /r/ihavesex and I GET IT.
But I'm playing to my target audience here. The people have responded well to my message of hope, so I feel compelled to continue giving the people what they want.
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Yo, keep shooting your shot yung playa***
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Re: I'm here for you accidentally posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.***
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Re: I'm here for you accidentally posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.***
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X3?? Did I miss juan?***
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