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How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into
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How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:29 AM
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a church parking lot beside a graveyard out in Chapin after you took her to Applebees after going to the Icehouse Amphitheater for a country concert? Sportfuccin the car when it's 90 degrees outside is something I can wait another 15 years to do. Not that comfortable.

Yeah, I'm bragging at this point. I'm gonna wind up broke and devastated somehow, but I'm having fun doing it.

I had to do goat yoga in exchange for this:



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I like the way you are rubbing your arm on the goat dong.***

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:30 AM
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me 2 it was warm***

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:51 AM
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at least tag him

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:55 AM [ in reply to I like the way you are rubbing your arm on the goat dong.*** ]
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DGUARCHITECT

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WHO THE EFF ARE YOU!!!***

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:12 PM
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THE GOAT DONG

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:37 PM
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At least that is the rumor going around Simpsonville

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Re: THE GOAT DONG

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:59 PM
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OMG SO CUTE

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:34 AM
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love those shorts!!!

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Thinking they accidentally cross dressed after getting it on ?***

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:12 PM
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"Flexing while holding a goat" already sounds pretty ghey,

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:36 AM
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and then when you see an actual picture of it, it's more breathtakingly ghey than I could have imagined.

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you think i'm flexin?

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:40 AM
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man i was thinkin i looked tiny here after being on a cut for the past 6 months. I'm. glad you find my svelte normal physique indicative of a man who's flexing. Wait till fall.

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Speaking of gay, I really like the fit and material of this

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:50 AM [ in reply to "Flexing while holding a goat" already sounds pretty ghey, ]
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shirt, but my buddy got it for me as a joke. Can I wear this and still be straight?



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Bro

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:55 AM
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Locally Hated since 1992


If you cover it with a goat while flexing, then

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:55 AM [ in reply to Speaking of gay, I really like the fit and material of this ]
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still no.

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It'd be gay NOT to wear it***

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:50 AM [ in reply to Speaking of gay, I really like the fit and material of this ]
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tell me more

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:39 AM
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about them swim trunks



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they don't make this style anymore but it's

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:41 AM
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chubbies athloungers

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Two things: pretty sure FastChad has done that

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:54 AM
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FastChad but at the Knights Inn in West Columbia parking lot.



Goat yoga ? Lollers, bro you're married already and don't know it

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Re: Two things: pretty sure FastChad has done that

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:29 AM
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*Masters Inn.

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Not that it matters, I mean it's funny and all, butt

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Jun 16, 2025, 10:55 AM
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I don't believe any of it.

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Above all else, love and forgive. Understand that people who disagree with you are not necessarily idiots or your enemies. Respect the wisdom of the founding fathers and individual rights and freedoms. Always see the beauty and humor in life.


I know, I barely believe it too.

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:04 AM
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Most 36 year olds are wrapping up their primes. I'm just getting started.

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This is a huge step UP.

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:00 AM
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I mean, you actually made it through a concert without a woman having a diarrhea incident so I'm proud of you!



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It was no Hayes Carll but it was a good time

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:03 AM
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Main act's name was Scotty Hasting. Not really my style, more of a new-age Toby Keith type who sings a lot of patriotic stuff, but he wasn't bad and it was like $15 or something so it was worth it.

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She was kind enough to save the diarrhea for the 90 degree car.

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:03 AM [ in reply to This is a huge step UP. ]
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Windows up, of course.

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For reelz, I thought by goat yoga you meant like weird positions because you

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:04 AM
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were boning in the car. Not actual yoga with goats.




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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:06 AM
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She's got pretty nice guns

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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:07 AM
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I didn't realize you were black.

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:08 AM
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He's mixed, obviously.

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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:14 AM [ in reply to Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into ]
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Re: How many of you had your woman demand you pull over into

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:23 AM
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I gotta say, it's been WELL over 20 years since:

I've been in an Applebee's
Been to a country concert
Been to Chapin
Did anything resembling "sportufccin"
Or been with a woman that "demanded" said activity.

Sadly, I have been to a graveyard or two in the last 20 years.

Yeahbuddy livin the dream.

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But on the bright side

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:33 AM
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you don't have sores on your naughty parts oozing with pu.ss

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Hey! My sores aren't even oozing***

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:43 AM
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Give it 9 months.***

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:30 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Oh the adventures of a young fella and the lady trying to

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Jun 16, 2025, 11:39 AM
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set her hook.

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Wow so many stories are running through my head right now.

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:31 PM
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I dated this girl for a while and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. She was like, any time of day, she was like, "Yeah let's go! I'm so nasty." And I'd be nailin' her and she'd be like, "Aw, you're nailin' me! Cool."

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You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like...

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:33 PM
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a bag of sand.

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We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know,

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Jun 16, 2025, 12:45 PM [ in reply to Wow so many stories are running through my head right now. ]
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to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman f***in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

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I see what you're doing/saying here and really do.

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:05 PM [ in reply to Wow so many stories are running through my head right now. ]
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I used to have a similar reaction when JFB would post his sexy time encounter stories. I have and still do frequent /r/ihavesex and I GET IT.

But I'm playing to my target audience here. The people have responded well to my message of hope, so I feel compelled to continue giving the people what they want.

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Yo, keep shooting your shot yung playa***

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:08 PM
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I'm here for you accidentally posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.***

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:20 PM [ in reply to I see what you're doing/saying here and really do. ]
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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: I'm here for you accidentally posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.***

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:33 PM
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Locally Hated since 1992


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Jun 16, 2025, 3:16 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


I'm here for you "accidentally" posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.***

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Jun 16, 2025, 1:35 PM [ in reply to I'm here for you accidentally posting a picture with your pee-pee in it.*** ]
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I still owe you x3 treasured posts...

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Jun 16, 2025, 2:57 PM [ in reply to I see what you're doing/saying here and really do. ]
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I apparently do not garner a lot of tnet coins.

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X3?? Did I miss juan?***

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Jun 16, 2025, 3:12 PM
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