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Rival Killer [2913]
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Dating slightly chubby girls
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:02 PM
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I wasn't always as discerning in my tastes for women, and those old habits die hard. For some reason, I've found myself in a situation where I've been banging a Columbia 7, but who is also about 16 lbs over weight. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way except for the winter coat she's carrying about her waist. She's not fat by any means, perhaps just a little thick and fluffy.
Now, she's a nice girl and the goods are pretty fire, but I can't help but think about being seen with her in public. She asks to go to dinner/brekkie sometimes and I find myself looking around to make sure other acquaintances don't see me with her. What should I do?
a) Continue to brood while having a good time with her in the relative privacy of my home b) Break it off before I hurt her feelings with my shallowness and douchiness c) Some combination of the two.
What do, boys? At 36 years of age, it's mostly chubby chix, divorced chix with kids, crazy tattoo girls with daddy issues (yes mommy), or youngn's who are too stupid and inexperienced to be of use.
Thank you for letting me get this off my chest.
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Just subtly suggest she eat more salads and less
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:04 PM
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other dude's di>cks. I am about 17% sure that will work.
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Rival Killer [2913]
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She did try to order dessert the other day and I looked at the waitress
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:04 PM
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and was like "yeah, we're not gonna be doing that"
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Heading into winter that is what you want
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:06 PM
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Figure it out next summer when it’s time to dump her for a skinny #####
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Heisman Winner [82267]
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Share noods.***
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:10 PM
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All-TigerNet [5606]
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I found one.
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:39 PM
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This is as much as I could fit in the frame, though.
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Paw Master [16485]
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I've never been with a girl with
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:11 PM
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large breasts, and I've always been curious. Not curious enough to ruin my life yet, but certainly a regret that I have.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103180]
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So you avoided the typical stretch marks...
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:16 PM
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around your mouth.
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Top TigerNet [30519]
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ya know
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:33 PM
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they make aftermarket parts specifically for this area of performance for your ride if needed.
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Paw Master [16485]
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Also, one thing I've noticed regarding the girls at my office...
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:21 PM
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when they settle down with a guy, they NEVER get smaller and tighter.
When they are single and mingling around, they tighten up.
Just an observation.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [104634]
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She's not going to get thinner
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:23 PM
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I have a pretty unblemished record in not dating fats. The biggest key, you already know, is to look at mama.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103180]
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That doesn't always work.***
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:26 PM
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Yeah, but thats hog huntin, not datin
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Nov 26, 2024, 7:43 PM
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NOMSAYIN???
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Ultimate Tiger [34214]
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I think it's pretty obvious
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:24 PM
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Start slipping her some Ozempic
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Re: I think it's pretty obvious
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:27 PM
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Top TigerNet [30519]
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is it noticable all the time?
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:26 PM
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or just when you got her ankles behind her ears?
tell her to start hitting the gym w/ you and start sliding ozympic in her drinks.
either way, keep pounding. tell that ##### to lose some weight or she's out.
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Rival Killer [2913]
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It is only super noticeable to me when she's nekkid
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:41 PM
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now, I've done a lot of hogging in my day, and I guess because I'm not drunk/stoned out of my mind it just rubs me (lol) the wrong way these days. Now that I'm fit and tight (and thick), I think seeing fat rolls reminds me of my past too much.
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Top TigerNet [30519]
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how old is she?
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:48 PM
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so she stand up straight, nekkid obviously, and got some poofyness to her?
or is it mostly she just got some rolls when you get her folded up?
I imagine given this winter coat, sweater kittens gotta my nice and slappy right?
IME, pudgy chicks always gave the best dome. Should be some value there.
was she ever skinny in the past? kids/no kids?
buy her some lingerie that's too small. that'll do it.
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Rival Killer [2913]
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Re: how old is she?
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:57 PM
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early 30s
she is standup poofy. She's just built thiccly
Sweater kittens are nice and slappy
Dome is good, but skinny Scottish chick who I dated this past summer was mo betta
She was skinny when she was young. No kids.
I am not purchasing anything for her
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Top TigerNet [30519]
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I mean, either way
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:31 PM
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you gotta keep wearin that thing out.
keep inviting her to the gym to see if she'll work out w/ you.
16# ain't nothing big. got my wife to lose 25# in like 3.5 months after kid number 2 and it's stayed off. it's doable.
slap her ### good and tell her she needs to do more front squats, get that thing tighter. pinch her love handles and show her how to do russian twists.

either she does it and you win, or she doesn't and you win and replace her.
either way you win.
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^^^ underrated post ^^^***
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Re: Dating slightly chubby girls
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:31 PM
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Hangout with her if you like her. 16lbs isn't that much. They all get older and not as pretty on the outside. Depends whether you like hanging with her or not other than the hooking up part.
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Re: Dating slightly chubby girls
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:37 PM
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Who are you, and what have you done with Carl? 😜
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Rival Killer [2913]
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too mature and not toxic enough for my
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:42 PM
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tastes
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Heisman Winner [84321]
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I have been in your exact spot about 4 years ago.
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:33 PM
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You gotta kind of be ok w a gorgeous woman w a few extra pounds at that age. Stop being so FN shallow!
But for real there is a limit, some women hide it well and then when you get them naked it’s a lot of Jelly rolls stoning me to my soul. Then you have to fake an ###### after she does so you can be done, and then ghost her the next week.
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Re: I have been in your exact spot about 4 years ago.
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:35 PM
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Exactly.
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Re: Dating slightly chubby girls
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:54 PM
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Also, have you thought about the honest approach? I was always taught that honesty was the best policy. Just tell her that you think she needs to lose 16 lbs and that it's become a problem. Mention that you think you are better than she is and that you don't want your friends to see you with her, or let alone, some more physically fit lady, that you might be able to ditchher for if the better looking woman doesn't look down on you for being with a slightly chubby chick. Tell her that this can all be resolved if she would just lose the fat that is bothering you. Tell her how much you enjoy being around her, but the fat gets in the way of your plans. Just a thought. She would probably appreciate your honesty.
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Rival Killer [2913]
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That's funny right there i don't care who you are boy***
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Nov 26, 2024, 3:55 PM
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He completelyredeemedhimself.gif on that one***
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:19 PM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109413]
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Deer stubb........I mean dear Buddy........
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:03 PM
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I haven't dated in 24 years. I'm no help.
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Step 1:
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:32 PM
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Never say "brekkie" again.
In your entire life.
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Rival Killer [2913]
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Re: Step 1:
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Nov 26, 2024, 5:00 PM
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Heisman Winner [87794]
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I dated a slightly fat chick in late high school on into the first college
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:33 PM
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semester. When I saw all the talent around Clemson, I let her go. I couldn't deal with it. That sea had more fish in it though. Don't know what's available in mid to late 30's now that doesn't have baggage.
I would still call said fat up ever now and then when I was 9-eyed and proceed to hollow her out. Careful they don't get too big. Makes canine-style more difficult.
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Solution.....
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:50 PM
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Tapeworm eggs.
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Hate to chime in so late here. But
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Nov 26, 2024, 4:52 PM
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If she can cook, take care of a home, and puts up with your crap… marry her and make her a little bit chubbier. Not too much though. Got to keep the ole ticker in good health.
Otherwise, quit dating until you’re ready for marriage.
Sincerely,
Dad
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Heisman Winner [81980]
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Chubby girls are fun
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Nov 26, 2024, 5:08 PM
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And PAWGalicious.
I would definitely see if can get her on a carnivore diet and hit the gym with APM
ATL PAW MAN®
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Depends on how she carries the weight
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Nov 26, 2024, 5:21 PM
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and ### are pics not loading?
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Two words
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Nov 26, 2024, 5:22 PM
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Butt stuff
I mean, that’s probably already happened because she’s a chub, but if not, definitely throw it out there.
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You should move on. End it now.
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Nov 26, 2024, 8:56 PM
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I have edited this post twice. Here we go: Cut bait. Stop wasting her time. Sounds like you’re looking for something else. For real, as shallow as you sound. it’s already over.
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Re: You should move on. End it now.
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this post is one mention of red flag short of being a Reddit copy/pasta***
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I forbid you to see him anymore.
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Nov 26, 2024, 9:50 PM
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Now go to your room.
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At first I thought this was a FastChad post.
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Nov 26, 2024, 9:45 PM
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Big girls need love too!
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My boy, FastChad spreads his love with no prejudice
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Nov 26, 2024, 9:47 PM
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Just like a true Southern man
FastChad
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Rule of thumb is add 20 lbs to any woman. If you're good with that
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You can put a ring on it
The 20 lbs will happen
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