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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:17 PM
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It might just be rainin’ and pourin’, But NO ONE is gonna be snorin’ This week in the Valley. It’s ‘bout time to tally Another curb stomp of Dave Doeren.
TIGERS 35 WUFFS 26
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 6:31 PM
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Dave Doeren is such a disgrace. He’ll whine when he comes to our place And loses his ball. I wish we could all Extinguish cigars on his face.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:31 PM
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I’m proud of you, man. I sure am. You prepped well and purposed to ram A boot down the throat Of UConn - you gloat As much as you want, Doeren, ma’am.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:34 PM
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Stolen towels or sideline laptops the fighting Doerens will cry. Death Valley is the place their championship dreams will die. There will be no cigars or solo cups for Doeren this year. 1234 the Clemson Cadence Cheer!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:35 PM
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Losing to ECU would have been a disaster But that field goal the Pirates could not master Now State thinks they're good And say they're gonna chop Clemson's wood But their QB?...Mad Tigers are going to harass her!
Hey Wolfies! "Byte" me!!!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM
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The Wolfpack will come to the Valley Howling a win they will tally Instead they’ll go home With a whimper and moan Whining a loss in the Valley
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 12:37 PM
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Here come Doeren and the Pack, For making enemies Doeren has a knack. The Tigers are ready, DJ's arm is steady. In the end, Doeren is nothing but a ball sack.
Tigers win 38 - 20
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oh, There is a head coach named Dave
Sep 26, 2022, 12:54 PM
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ACC titles is all that he craves Not so fast Jack You coach da Wolfpack 1979 is the last time they raved.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS - Dancin' Doerens
Sep 26, 2022, 2:10 PM
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Dancin' Doerens are starting to feel That their season is truly for real But here comes the rub They'll be beat with a club As they fight like a baby seal
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 4:44 PM
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The travel has Doeren concerned. He won’t want his team to get burned Because of bad weather, But, turns out, a leather Bullwhip named XT has returned…
And he’s fresh, ladies and gents.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 1:46 PM
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Alas, in regrettable tones, XT says his yet-healing bones Aren’t ready just yet. Well, Pups, you’ll still get Some Greene and Mukuba and Jones.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:01 PM
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When stormy conditions get rollin’, The pads of the fingers get swollen And look like a raisin - The Pack’s way of hazin’ Is keeping the dry towels stolen.
Watch yer 6, Tigers.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:03 PM
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The Wolfies are primed to go far, Looking to keep their record unmarred, But late night in the Valley, Their L column will tally, Dave's smokin' won't be a cigar.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:13 PM
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The wolfpack will surely be grizzled In the valley their heads will be swizzled While they've started four and oh "Tail between legs" they will go After realizing their season has fizzled
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 5:51 PM
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Lady Doeren's afraid of the rain. Says 'pack won't fly on a plane. So just take the bus You whimpering cuss And prepare for the loss and some pain.
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I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to
Sep 26, 2022, 8:10 PM
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yourself a lot when you are home alone? (Or NOT alone?)
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Re: I mean this in the kindest way, but do you also talk to
Sep 26, 2022, 8:34 PM
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In truth, I am quite introspective. It don’t take a genius detective To figure out quick My head’s kinda sick, But lim’ricks are kinda infective.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2022, 8:31 PM
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Our defensive line will not budge. That sorry Wolfpackian pudge On offensive line Will whimper and pine For timeouts to watch Aaron Judge.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:24 AM
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The prospect of weather engenders Great fear for Dave Doeren, and hinders His passing attack, Plus, we will get back All three of our deep ball defenders.
Night night, Mr. Leary.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:27 AM
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Masculinity demands, That you act macho in public with friends, And if you’re on TV, Your dad will be embarrassed to see, His son doing that little wolf yap thing with his hands.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 7:30 AM
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His humidor’s chock fulla sticks. He’ll show up with sleeves fulla tricks. But try as he might, On Saturday night, We’re gonna watch Doeren shoot bricks.
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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 11:35 AM
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Soooo . . . a bit of the “wet stuff” may fall On the day that old DoDo does call. Let’s welcome his pack With a blitzkrieg attack Rendering them unable to crawl.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2022, 1:41 PM
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Death Valley night games during storms Take on certain notable forms - The typical course Involves such a force Of noise that it rattles the dorms.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 7:56 AM
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This hand-wringing stuff is quite funny - No matter how soggy or runny That stadium gets, You bank on these bets: We’re turnin’ out packed and loud, honey…
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 1:39 PM
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The Coots stirring strife and discord Can’t think high enough above board To either be witty Or X-and-O gritty - More scoks Tnet cannot afford.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 3:11 PM
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The wolfpack is back so they say, Come to claim another big day in the house of the tigers they'll eat bitter braunschweiger and slink oh so defeated away!
I am not a fan of this meat paste but it was the only thing I could rhyme with Tigers....so there!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2022, 5:14 PM
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In truth, this was bound to go down - When blaring the warning around On all the TVs “Evacuate, please,” The pants of Dave Doeren turned brown.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2022, 2:35 PM
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They’ve cancelled a lot of the schools, But all those Wolfpackian fools Will still get to learn The feeling of burn - We teach with folks with dangerous tools.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 10:46 AM
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Tomorrow it’s coming unwound - The pavement beneath the whole town Will rumble and quake, And we’re gonna take The Wolfpack and Dave Doeren down.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 1:39 PM
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The scoreboard has made the scene better. The blowhard, reluctant non-jetter Will shrivel and flinch - The Death Valley clench Makes Dave Doeren’s pants a bit wetter.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 30, 2022, 4:23 PM
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So Wilkins is next for guest pickers! Perhaps before Dave hits the liquors To cope with the loss, The oil-checking boss Can do a drive-by of his knickers…?
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2022, 6:34 AM
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The planning and waiting is done. Today, it is gonna be fun To see Doeren humbled And Wolfpack plans crumbled As all of their hopes come to none.
DEAFEN THEM, TIGERS.
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