Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?

May 31, 2023, 7:43 AM

On my way home from happy hour last night I decided it would be a good idea to stop by my mom’s place so she could bake me a fresh Stouffer's Pot Pie. It always feels good to be spoiled like that.

Anyhow, it turns out that she was hosting her book club. Even though I had never heard of the book In The Warrior’s Bed, I decided to hang out and listen. Surprisingly, I don’t think most of them even read the book and just used it as an excuse to sit around and drink my mom’s homemade Sangria.

Instead of talking about the book, most of the discussion revolved around which college football coaches they’d most like to bang. I liked the way I felt when I noticed Clara staring at me from her seat in the corner. I’ve swam in the MILF pond a few times but hooking up with Clara would definitely be jumping into the deep end of the GILF pool. I get the feeling that she’s dirtier than Texas A&M’s 2022 recruiting class though and that got me really worked up.

Dabo was obviously at the top of everyone’s list, but after hearing some of things said in that room, Marcus Freeman’s wife better not let him out of her sight when they visit Clemson in November. Those women would run him ragged. Perhaps the funniest comment was from my aunt when she said she would let Tennessee Lane Kiffin put his boots under her bed but Fat Ole Miss Lane Kiffin wouldn’t make it through the front door.

The whole experience gave me a great gift idea though. Does anyone know of a way to get a personalized autographed poster of Coach Swinney?

PS: I got a FB Friend request and a DM from Clara. #prayersforfastchad

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