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Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 7:43 AM
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On my way home from happy hour last night I decided it would be a good idea to stop by my mom’s place so she could bake me a fresh Stouffer's Pot Pie. It always feels good to be spoiled like that.
Anyhow, it turns out that she was hosting her book club. Even though I had never heard of the book In The Warrior’s Bed, I decided to hang out and listen. Surprisingly, I don’t think most of them even read the book and just used it as an excuse to sit around and drink my mom’s homemade Sangria.
Instead of talking about the book, most of the discussion revolved around which college football coaches they’d most like to bang. I liked the way I felt when I noticed Clara staring at me from her seat in the corner. I’ve swam in the MILF pond a few times but hooking up with Clara would definitely be jumping into the deep end of the GILF pool. I get the feeling that she’s dirtier than Texas A&M’s 2022 recruiting class though and that got me really worked up.
Dabo was obviously at the top of everyone’s list, but after hearing some of things said in that room, Marcus Freeman’s wife better not let him out of her sight when they visit Clemson in November. Those women would run him ragged. Perhaps the funniest comment was from my aunt when she said she would let Tennessee Lane Kiffin put his boots under her bed but Fat Ole Miss Lane Kiffin wouldn’t make it through the front door.
The whole experience gave me a great gift idea though. Does anyone know of a way to get a personalized autographed poster of Coach Swinney?
PS: I got a FB Friend request and a DM from Clara. #prayersforfastchad
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 4:50 PM
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 4:59 PM
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Are you drunk this early?
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 7:27 PM
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Are you talking now or this morning when I posted it?
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 8:43 PM
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When you posted but now would give you a pass haha
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
Jun 1, 2023, 8:44 AM
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Don’t judge
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Interesting story...***
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May 31, 2023, 6:41 PM
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Hugh Freeze, but he has to pay***
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May 31, 2023, 8:00 PM
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Re: Hugh Freeze, but he has to pay***
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May 31, 2023, 8:29 PM
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His name came up and one of my mom’s friends said that he looks like the type of guy that has ED and everyone laughed and moved on to Dave Doeren.
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 8:43 PM
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Clara talks a good game, but all hat no cattle. Your Mom's sangria is bomb.
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 9:04 PM
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Maybe so, but her talk is definitely all fire. We might be going out for tea after church on Sunday.
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
Jun 1, 2023, 11:20 AM
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 9:06 PM
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Prime🤣
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May 31, 2023, 9:35 PM
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These women are all older. They still hate Coach Prime from his days at Florida State.
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 9:45 PM
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So Charlie Weiss is in the mix ?
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
May 31, 2023, 9:59 PM
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Thank you for painting that picture in my mind. I’m definitely not sleeping tonight.
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May 31, 2023, 10:31 PM
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~JKB
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May 31, 2023, 10:41 PM
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####. Who knew Charlie lost so much weight?
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Re: Which CFB coaches do you think cougars like the most?
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May 31, 2023, 11:31 PM
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Ok cat I’ll bite. I thought Mark Richt was a babe back in the day. Nowadays I think Sean McVay (pro coach I know) is cute and Tony Bennett (basketball coach at UVA) is lucious. 😍
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Jun 1, 2023, 6:27 AM
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I hear ya. I got drunk with McVay last month and have to admit that he’s one handsome man.
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Jun 1, 2023, 12:36 PM
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Manny Diaz isn’t terrible…especially if you had a few glasses of wine lol
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