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Heisman Winner [84423]
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I kid you not
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:04 PM
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I got up for a job interview this morning, had my suit on and hair done up. Walked outside and my car was gone. My first thought was it was stolen bc I keep the keys in it, 2012 Honda Pilot so steal it if you want. So I texted my wife and she said that I left last night to get beer and parked too close to her car. Supposedly she asked me to move it this morning and I said move it yourself… so she did.
I had to take my son’s car to the interview and consequently I was late. I still have yet to find my car, I drove the whole hood and no dice. This took some supreme effort for sure, she had to drive the car out of the hood and then walk back to take her car to work.
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I don't think your wife likes you.***
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:06 PM
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Well, that sux.
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:12 PM
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I'd be sure to tell her about the salary range and benefits offered at the job I now won't get because she had to be a little #####.
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Orange Immortal [68927]
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Wait wait wait, hold up. Walk me through this.
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:06 PM
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Your hair was 'done up'???
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Heisman Winner [84423]
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Yea, like w hair gel etc.
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:07 PM
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Not a lot but enough to look smooth.
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Orange Immortal [68927]
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I like how we have gone from Dapper Dan to Ras Trent in like 2 replies***
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:09 PM
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TigerNet Icon [154946]
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Still the funniest line in a movie full of funny.
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:13 PM
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TigerNet Icon [148587]
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Sounds like somebody doesn't want you to work.
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:15 PM
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Because when she comes home from a long day of making money to support the family, she expects you to be dolled up and waiting with her pipe, slippers, and a cocktail so she can relax while you get supper on the table.
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I kid you so
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:15 PM
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YeahBudddy to that bish he hasn't shown us her tiddies yet.
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Re: I kid you so
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:28 PM
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YeahBudddy
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Re: I kid you not
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:17 PM
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She had help ... check the TJ Maxx parking lot.***
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:22 PM
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TigerNet Immortal [174272]
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Sounds like its time to lock her
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Jul 8, 2025, 1:46 PM
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vibrator in your tackle box.
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Ew, then it will smell like fish
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:23 PM
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moreso than it already does.
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Did you get the job?***
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:10 PM
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Usually 7-11 takes a week or two to get back to interviewees***
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:11 PM
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Later that day.....JerryG be lik
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:30 PM
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Oculus Spirit [40625]
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Thats going to cost five Good Boy Points***
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:34 PM
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Ring of Honor [23707]
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You're halfway home for this week, congrats.....
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:36 PM
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SC unemployment benefit requirements are two job searches a week.
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You never asked her where it was?***
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Jul 8, 2025, 2:44 PM
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