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Toe Tuesday
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Toe Tuesday


May 24, 2022, 12:46 PM

Deer Joungers,

I dropped a wooden swing on my toe 11.5 months ago. The small wound won't heal.

What do?

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Tea tree oil and no shoe or sock


May 24, 2022, 12:48 PM

Or just cut it off

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


Does your #### hang in the same direction as your toes?***


May 24, 2022, 12:49 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Opposite***


May 24, 2022, 12:53 PM



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Very ding/dong***


May 24, 2022, 12:56 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: Toe Tuesday


May 24, 2022, 12:50 PM

Are you diabetic?

Doesn’t look like a Marjolin ulcer, I think you’re fine.

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Not diabetic.***


May 24, 2022, 12:53 PM



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Dems some nastyassed toes bro.


May 24, 2022, 12:53 PM

They remind me of pickles.

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Looks like toelio,


May 24, 2022, 12:59 PM

which unfortunately is pretty much a death sentence.

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Do they even make an iron sock ?***


May 24, 2022, 1:28 PM



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Untreated, toelio can lead to kneasles, or even worse,


May 24, 2022, 3:17 PM [ in reply to Looks like toelio, ]

a fully developed case of smallcox.

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I forgot to mention, it oozes a thick, clear gel from time


May 24, 2022, 1:05 PM

to time.

FYT:


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Might be a splinter or sand down in it


May 24, 2022, 1:11 PM

Have you squeezed it real hard to see if anything comes out?

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


Frequently***


May 24, 2022, 1:19 PM



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Have you tried forming a pearl around it?***


May 24, 2022, 1:24 PM



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that's my guess, something foreign in it


May 24, 2022, 2:30 PM [ in reply to Might be a splinter or sand down in it ]

I know people who have been in car wrecks who have pulled tiny shards of glass out of various body areas years later when a sore develops. Some small wood/glass/metal bit that moves around from time to time and causes irritation and possibly infection.

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Amputation?***


May 24, 2022, 1:15 PM



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That's what Bob Marley died from.


May 24, 2022, 1:20 PM

Also, stay out of salt water until it heals.

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Yep - I would start smoking a copious amount of weed, to


May 24, 2022, 1:26 PM

make your last days more pleasant...

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And write reggae songs about the man holding you down.***


May 24, 2022, 1:29 PM



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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Honestly...


May 24, 2022, 1:36 PM [ in reply to Yep - I would start smoking a copious amount of weed, to ]

We should ALL start smoking a copious amount of weed to make his last days more pleasant. Everyone can decide for themselves whether to continue after he's gone, which will probably pretty quickly from the looks of that horrific MonkeyPoxCancerAidsCovid sore.

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Re: Honestly...


May 24, 2022, 1:44 PM



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yeah and Marley didn't use doctors cuz Jah said no***


May 24, 2022, 6:06 PM [ in reply to That's what Bob Marley died from. ]



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Get rid of it ... that's why you have extra.***


May 24, 2022, 1:29 PM



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Lucky its not your pinky toe....


May 24, 2022, 1:35 PM



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See a doc.


May 24, 2022, 1:50 PM

Lots of potential issues, but #### after a year, I'd go to the doc.

https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/wounds-how-to-care-for-them


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Get yourself a Bic lighter and spark it up.


May 24, 2022, 2:00 PM

Once that metal piece around the flame gets white hot, mash it into your festering toe wound.

- Dr. Murc, medicine woman

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Re: Toe Tuesday - for real this time


May 24, 2022, 2:13 PM

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gracious***


May 24, 2022, 2:23 PM



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Does this belong on the swinger's bored?***


May 24, 2022, 3:37 PM



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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


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