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Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:22 PM
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Things you will never hear an Clemson fan say: _______________________________________________________
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight. I thought Graceland was tacky. We’re vegetarians. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. I’ve got it all on the C: drive. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad. Trim the fat off that steak. Do you think my gut is too big? Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? Let’s go to the museum. No, I insist you have the last piece. Four wheelers are just too dangerous. I think we should get to know each other better first. I have reviewed your application. I hope this wasn’t tested on animals. _______________________________________________________
Test to see if you are an Clemson Fan _______________________________________________________
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think Possum is “The Other White Meat” You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’. You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You take a six-pack cooler to church You use a weedeater in your living room. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:25 PM
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Things you will never hear an Clemson fan say: _______________________________________________________
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving tonight. I thought Graceland was tacky. We’re vegetarians. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. I’ve got it all on the C: drive. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad. Trim the fat off that steak. Do you think my gut is too big? Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? Let’s go to the museum. No, I insist you have the last piece. Four wheelers are just too dangerous. I think we should get to know each other better first. I have reviewed your application. I hope this wasn’t tested on animals. _______________________________________________________
Test to see if you are an Clemson Fan _______________________________________________________
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. You think Possum is “The Other White Meat” You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’. You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You take a six-pack cooler to church You use a weedeater in your living room. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
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Orange Blooded [2429]
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:28 PM
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You will also see a Clemson fan use the letter a , not an, in front of a consonant.
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CU Guru [1257]
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:33 PM
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Also, a true Tiger knows how to use your and you're appropriately! Brush up on your grammar, then come back to talk to us.
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 7:35 PM
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Clemson #24 in Us News and World Report's ranking of public universities.nc state #32.south carolina #46.enough said.
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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Re: Test to see if your a true tiger fan
Oct 18, 2018, 6:40 PM
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I haven’t had a conversation with a Wolfpack fan in 25 years. I figured they were just a myth like Tarhole classes and hot Duke chicks.
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Bless your heart, it hurts you when the UNCheat fans post
Oct 18, 2018, 6:38 PM
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this about ncsu fans does it not ? How many long awful years have they made you feel 2nd rate by posting this ?
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110%er [5032]
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I think your "Nicewolf" handle must be a mistake
Oct 18, 2018, 6:41 PM
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It's either an oxymoron...... or you're just a plain old moron.... not even good enough to qualify for "maroon" status on this board.
BTW, WalMart is looking for you.... there's a recall on the NCSU jersey you bought from them.
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CU Medallion [65467]
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Go away, and come back
Oct 18, 2018, 6:41 PM
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when your mother marries your father. (If she can pick him out of the lineup.)
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Freshman [7]
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Re: Go away, and come back
Oct 18, 2018, 6:45 PM
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My tiger pulse is getting low. I am on life support . please give me votes or whatever you guys do so I can stay around.
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CU Medallion [65467]
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Cmon, guys, throw him an anchor!
Oct 18, 2018, 6:47 PM
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110%er [7010]
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Better yet, a nice pair
Oct 18, 2018, 7:47 PM
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of Cement Weejuns
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110%er [7010]
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DEFIB in
Oct 18, 2018, 7:44 PM
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3.......
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Break time!!!!!! Be back in 30 minutes.
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Re: Go away, and come back
Oct 18, 2018, 8:35 PM
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I regret that I only have 1 TD to give you for every juan of yore poasts. Mods, correct this oversight pleez!
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CU Medallion [65467]
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Oh, and 1979 called, they want their ACC Championship back.
Oct 18, 2018, 6:46 PM
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nm
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Freshman [7]
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Re: Oh, and 1979 called, they want their ACC Championship back.
Oct 18, 2018, 7:00 PM
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Why did 1979 want their title back? That is usually something clever you say like for example someone is wearing a members only jacket. You should learn what funny is..like your fans before game time loading up on their Clemson t shirts at Wal-Mart before heading home to their trailer park.
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Re: Oh, and 1979 called, they want their ACC Championship back.
Oct 18, 2018, 7:00 PM
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Why did 1979 want their title back? That is usually something clever you say like for example someone is wearing a members only jacket. You should learn what funny is..like your fans before game time loading up on their Clemson t shirts at Wal-Mart before heading home to their trailer park.
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Re: Oh, and 1979 called, they want their ACC Championship back.
Oct 18, 2018, 7:00 PM
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Why did 1979 want their title back? That is usually something clever you say like for example someone is wearing a members only jacket. You should learn what funny is..like your fans before game time loading up on their Clemson t shirts at Wal-Mart before heading home to their trailer park.
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Re: Oh, and 1979 called, they want their ACC Championship back.
Oct 18, 2018, 8:11 PM
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Go lick yourself mutt.
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Hmmm.... Sounds like stuff a redneck wusspack fan would say...***
Oct 18, 2018, 6:50 PM
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