Re: So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

1. New fire cannons didn't fire. (Well, 3 out of 4)
2. Toilets overflowed.
3. Ran out of concessions.
4. Had a brawl in the parking lot.
5. Kentucky fan was shot by a stray bullet.
6. Blackout failed miserably, again.
7. USuCk captains didn't shake hands with the opposing teams captains like little a$$hats.
8. Lost Best player on the team.
9. Lost only OL worth a crap.
10. Manhandled in the trenches.
11. Traffic jams everywhere because of horrible planning and miscommunication.
12. Lost to Kentucky for 4th straight year.
13. Watched Clemson destroy Lewisville with talent, depth and speed all over the field.
14. Bentley flops and further cements his reputation as an idiot cartoon character.
15. All of this while recruits are there to see the "new" USuCk.

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Sep 19, 2017, 3:53 PM

1. New fire cannons didn't fire. (Well, 3 out of 4)
True - But one of Clemson's did not fire in Tampa, thought it was an omen, proven false.
2. Toilets overflowed.
True - But not a first time evolution for the WB Utility Crew. No impact
3. Ran out of concessions.
True - Same as above, but with Aramark crew.
4. Had a brawl in the parking lot.
True - They are more accustomed to shaggings in the parking lot, this could have affected the outcome.
5. Kentucky fan was shot by a stray bullet.
True - Chalk this up to luck of the draw, wrong place or wrong time, not a unique first time occurrence. No impact.
6. Blackout failed miserably, again.
True - This is complete failure to incorporate pertinent Operating Experience. Major contributor.
7. USuCk captains didn't shake hands with the opposing teams captains like little a$$hats.
True - Heard they we baited by offending comments from UK captains. Does not exempt them from being little a$$hats, they had that going for them prior to coin flip. No impact.
8. Lost Best player on the team.
True - That does $uck. Don't care who you pull for.
9. Lost only OL worth a crap.
True - Was this the one that mouthed off so bad prior to losing 56-7? Not sure if this mattered.
10. Manhandled in the trenches.
True - This is definitely not a first time occurrence.
11. Traffic jams everywhere because of horrible planning and miscommunication.
Did the new Gamecock statue and plaza create this? First I've heard of such.
11. Lost to Kentucky for 4th straight year.
True - Fear the Thumb.
12. Watched Clemson destroy Lewisville with talent, depth and speed all over the field.
True - Go Tigers!!!

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So let me get this weekend straight for the Cawks

Yep, just another dumpster fire weekend for the yardbirds.***

You forgot the Flop Artist formerly known as Jake from State

Wonder if Daddy Bentley told Jane, "First chance you get,

You forgot,

^^^ YeP

They actually had a stadium full of flamers