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Let's Gear up and Groan...Dad Jokes Thursday
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen. (Insert eye roll)
What are kidnappers favorite shoes?
White Vans. (Oh, man...)
'Conversation' with doggie:
"No more! Your dog food bag says one cup!
Dog: Well...the Oreo package surely doesn't say 16 Oreo's, Felicia, but here we are! 
PSA Note:
Mother's Day is when the least amount of crime is committed. It says a lot about how many moms are out there committing crimes but can't that day because they're at brunch with their kids! 
Alright Tiger Nation...have a great day...if it turns sideways on you, slap the chaos out of it!
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May 8, 2025, 7:29 AM
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I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I am gradually getting over it. :0)
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What do you call a large hush puppy?
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May 8, 2025, 8:05 AM
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A quiet dog.
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Ring of Honor [22905]
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He speaks!
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May 8, 2025, 9:05 AM
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May 8, 2025, 8:33 AM
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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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May 8, 2025, 8:45 AM
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The nurse asks the rabbit, " What is your blood type?"
The rabbit responds, "I am probably a type O."
Teacher: “What is the meaning of %?
Little Johnny: A woman wearing a seat belt.
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May 8, 2025, 8:48 AM
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What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?
It Hertz!!
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Lol, you posted a few seconds before I did
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Quick draw DownSouthTiger®
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May 8, 2025, 8:48 AM
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When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? She smells like a new truck.
Woman: "I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver".
Lol, this looks like tugalooriver®
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