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Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 7:50 AM
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I don’t know if it’s because of anxiety about the season or memories from season openers past, but I get the feels the night before the first game every year. It’s gotten to the point where I know it’s coming and spend the night by myself instead going out to Applebees or Buffalo Wild Wings. It’s a shame, because I used to almost always get digits from a slightly above average looking honey or two on ‘Opener Eve’ before this became a problem.
My mom and dad got in a fight at the first opening game I ever attended and dad left shortly afterwards to pursue his acting career. Even though I can’t blame him for trying to regain the fame that he garnered in his minor role in the movie Porky’s, it makes the opener each year sad nonetheless.
I also got dumped by the love of my life during the thrilling one point win in the 2005 opener against Texas A&M. It was an 8pm kickoff that year and I got sick before the end of the 1st quarter from drinking too many Natty Lights and SoCo shots during our tailgate. She refused to leave with me when security gave me the hook. I don’t remember it, but she supposedly said that her friends were right about me or something to that effect. I didn’t care at the time since the Tigers won, but looking back I see things differently.
I often wonder if Melinda is on TigerNet because she was a huge Clemson fan. If so, “Sup” Melinda. Your loss. I bet your friends never thought I’d have almost 3K TU’s on TigerNet and my own Twitter account.
My plan this year is to stay home and watch my recordings of the 2016 and 2018 National Championship games. If those don’t cheer me up, I’ll probably flip over to Days of Thunder. That never fails me.
Go Tigers!
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Paw Warrior [4951]
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 8:04 AM
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This is good……a lot shorter than the story that appears each preseason of two Nebraska fraternity brothers getting ready to kick Texas’s A$$ in their opener.
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 8:15 AM
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Are you PeeWee’s kid?
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National Champion [7387]
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 11:13 AM
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No. My dad was one of Porky’s buddies/regulars at the bar.
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4/10 believable***
Sep 1, 2022, 8:35 AM
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Orange Phenom [14329]
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I cried reading your post
Sep 1, 2022, 8:52 AM
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it's like a narrative of my past, so many common details, wow
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All-In [34487]
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i cry ever tim ;)***
Sep 1, 2022, 8:52 AM
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Orange Phenom [14635]
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 8:53 AM
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Did you cry on your honeymoon too?
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Judging by the handle
Sep 1, 2022, 8:53 PM
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she was the one crying.
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Heisman Winner [86941]
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Get in here and explain yourself
Sep 1, 2022, 8:57 AM
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melinda.
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National Champion [7387]
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Re: Get in here and explain yourself
Sep 1, 2022, 9:01 AM
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Holy ####! This just got real. TigerNet never ceases to amaze me. If Melinda gives me a second chance, I’m inviting everyone to our engagement shower.
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I Hear There is a FattieFurman Chick Out There Lookin For a
Sep 1, 2022, 9:06 AM
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New Man
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National Champion [7387]
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Re: I Hear There is a FattieFurman Chick Out There Lookin For a
Sep 1, 2022, 2:33 PM
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Just got a DM from someone on Twitter claiming to be Melinda. Assuming I’m not being catfished, putting myself out there this morning may have been the best thing I’ve ever done.
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 9:43 AM
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For a parody account, not bad, but we've seen much better. 4/10.
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Ring of Honor [22500]
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Now THIS is how a proper tale is spun
Sep 1, 2022, 11:20 AM
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Francis Marion®, take notes!
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Re: Now THIS is how a proper tale is spun
Sep 1, 2022, 11:44 AM
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All-In [10856]
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The never ending personalities of Chad
Sep 1, 2022, 2:40 PM
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Todays flavor :
SadChad
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National Champion [7387]
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Re: The never ending personalities of Chad
Sep 1, 2022, 7:31 PM
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I prefer to look at it as growth, or perhaps even evolution.
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t’s and pees
Sep 1, 2022, 2:41 PM
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melindas tids por favor.
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CU Guru [1054]
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 9:13 PM
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At some point between now and 90, desperation will drive you to a new romance with some desperate lady and you will look forward to signing her out of the nursing home and going to Silver bay on the Friday before the season opener, and the anticipation will overcome all anxiety of the new season, but you’ll never truly get over Melinda, and the life you through away in your drunken stupor. Melinda is such a wonderful woman.
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CU Guru [1054]
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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
Sep 1, 2022, 9:27 PM
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Oops! Threw not fhrough. I went to Pickens.
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Clemson Sports Icon [53063]
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FastChad don’t ever let someone else tell you about Passion
Sep 1, 2022, 9:25 PM
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Just live it bro and keep blowing snot bubbles when you ? cry nothing wrong with passion through crying.
That sympathy you get will be worth every bubble blown into the air! Clemson is special, getting the season started with a new an improved relationship means new highs and lows. You go bro!
The only disability is a bad attitude! Crying with the right attitude can be a beautiful thing to the right woman!
Good luck bro, slow down and enjoy life and swinging passions……
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