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Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game
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Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 7:50 AM

I don’t know if it’s because of anxiety about the season or memories from season openers past, but I get the feels the night before the first game every year. It’s gotten to the point where I know it’s coming and spend the night by myself instead going out to Applebees or Buffalo Wild Wings. It’s a shame, because I used to almost always get digits from a slightly above average looking honey or two on ‘Opener Eve’ before this became a problem.

My mom and dad got in a fight at the first opening game I ever attended and dad left shortly afterwards to pursue his acting career. Even though I can’t blame him for trying to regain the fame that he garnered in his minor role in the movie Porky’s, it makes the opener each year sad nonetheless.

I also got dumped by the love of my life during the thrilling one point win in the 2005 opener against Texas A&M. It was an 8pm kickoff that year and I got sick before the end of the 1st quarter from drinking too many Natty Lights and SoCo shots during our tailgate. She refused to leave with me when security gave me the hook. I don’t remember it, but she supposedly said that her friends were right about me or something to that effect. I didn’t care at the time since the Tigers won, but looking back I see things differently.

I often wonder if Melinda is on TigerNet because she was a huge Clemson fan. If so, “Sup” Melinda. Your loss. I bet your friends never thought I’d have almost 3K TU’s on TigerNet and my own Twitter account.

My plan this year is to stay home and watch my recordings of the 2016 and 2018 National Championship games. If those don’t cheer me up, I’ll probably flip over to Days of Thunder. That never fails me.

Go Tigers!

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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 8:04 AM

This is good……a lot shorter than the story that appears each preseason of two Nebraska fraternity brothers getting ready to kick Texas’s A$$ in their opener.

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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 8:15 AM

Are you PeeWee’s kid?

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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 11:13 AM

No. My dad was one of Porky’s buddies/regulars at the bar.

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4/10 believable***


Sep 1, 2022, 8:35 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I cried reading your post


Sep 1, 2022, 8:52 AM

it's like a narrative of my past, so many common details, wow

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i cry ever tim ;)***


Sep 1, 2022, 8:52 AM



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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 8:53 AM

Did you cry on your honeymoon too?

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Judging by the handle


Sep 1, 2022, 8:53 PM

she was the one crying.

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Get in here and explain yourself


Sep 1, 2022, 8:57 AM

melinda.

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Re: Get in here and explain yourself


Sep 1, 2022, 9:01 AM

Holy ####! This just got real. TigerNet never ceases to amaze me. If Melinda gives me a second chance, I’m inviting everyone to our engagement shower.

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I Hear There is a FattieFurman Chick Out There Lookin For a


Sep 1, 2022, 9:06 AM

New Man

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Re: I Hear There is a FattieFurman Chick Out There Lookin For a


Sep 1, 2022, 2:33 PM

Just got a DM from someone on Twitter claiming to be Melinda. Assuming I’m not being catfished, putting myself out there this morning may have been the best thing I’ve ever done.

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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 9:43 AM

For a parody account, not bad, but we've seen much better. 4/10.

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Screw Calford.


Now THIS is how a proper tale is spun


Sep 1, 2022, 11:20 AM

Francis Marion®, take notes!

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Re: Now THIS is how a proper tale is spun


Sep 1, 2022, 11:44 AM



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The never ending personalities of Chad


Sep 1, 2022, 2:40 PM

Todays flavor :

SadChad

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Re: The never ending personalities of Chad


Sep 1, 2022, 7:31 PM

I prefer to look at it as growth, or perhaps even evolution.

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t’s and pees


Sep 1, 2022, 2:41 PM

melindas tids por favor.

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 9:13 PM

At some point between now and 90, desperation will drive you to a new romance with some desperate lady and you will look forward to signing her out of the nursing home and going to Silver bay on the Friday before the season opener, and the anticipation will overcome all anxiety of the new season, but you’ll never truly get over Melinda, and the life you through away in your drunken stupor. Melinda is such a wonderful woman.

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Re: Am I the only one that cries the night before our first game


Sep 1, 2022, 9:27 PM

Oops! Threw not fhrough. I went to Pickens.

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FastChad don’t ever let someone else tell you about Passion


Sep 1, 2022, 9:25 PM

Just live it bro and keep blowing snot bubbles when you ? cry nothing wrong with passion through crying.

That sympathy you get will be worth every bubble blown into the air! Clemson is special, getting the season started with a new an improved relationship means new highs and lows. You go bro!

The only disability is a bad attitude! Crying with the right attitude can be a beautiful thing to the right woman!

Good luck bro, slow down and enjoy life and swinging passions……

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We keep getting better & better everyday, in every way!
“The only disability is a bad Attitude” Dabo Swinney!!
Let’s Go Tigers!


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