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Orange Immortal [65526]
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Dude Wipes. Anyone use these? APM was disappointed.
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Tried the Mint Chill flavor this morning, expecting to receive a nice tingle in the anoose.
Meh. Not so much. Good old Dr. Bronner's Peppermint is more tingly.
But bigger picture, I did not see that the wipe did anything in particular worth doing.
What am I missing?
Thanks Righteous Felons craft jerky for giving me the opportunity to try this, be disappointed, and not have it cost me anything.
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BOAISY***
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Heisman Winner [81719]
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Let me ask you a question
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:10 AM
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do they taste better, before, or after, use ?
Dat mint chill, tho
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Orange Immortal [67880]
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I use those to clean my $12K putting glasses***
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:20 AM
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Orange Immortal [65939]
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I use on an ass-needed basis.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:22 AM
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Rival Killer [2838]
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Man, wrap it up boys, not gonna top this today***
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:30 AM
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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After you wipe you're either throwing them in the trash can like a zoo animal
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:25 AM
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or flushing them down the toilet like a neanderthal. There is no winning with wiping your butt with wipes.
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So, if I understand what you're trying to say here...
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:28 AM
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You save them in a ziplock storage bag and store them in the refrigerator before taking the entire thing to the recycling center once a week?
THE EARTH APPRECIATES YOUR SERVICE, GOOD SIR.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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Freezer.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:31 AM
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Orange Immortal [67880]
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I hope you vacuum seal them first to prevent freezer burn.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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yeah...once they frost
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Jun 20, 2025, 11:40 AM
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it really tastes like shit.
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Re: back in the day
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:22 PM
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when I worked in the field a lot, I kept ziplock bags of dry paper towels and wet ones. Ya know, fir dem shat tixs and clean bunghole. Of course the creak worked as my natural bidet but then scared of other critters near me bungee hole.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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freshwater octopus?***
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:35 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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I helped develop the original Dude Wipe with Sean Reilly, the CED
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:39 PM
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That's Chief Executive Dude. Still got him on speed dial.
They are success story of the American dream,, from a single pack wipe to a deal with Cuban on Shark Tank to the 3rd largest wipes retailer (behind - no pun intended - Huggies and Pampers) in the US.
I have found them to be very good, but not as good in the moist flushable space and Cottonelle.
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Orange Immortal [67880]
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Moist Flushable Space was the name of my alt-thrash punk polka quartet.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:48 PM
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Heisman Winner [81719]
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The Kenosha Kickers
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Jun 20, 2025, 2:01 PM
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rocked y'alls assess in the 80s tho
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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99+% of that fatberg is not flushable wipes.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:54 PM
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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There is no such thing as a flushable wipe.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 2:02 PM
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Clemson Icon [27325]
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Nah... most wipes are flushable.
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Jun 20, 2025, 2:05 PM
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They just dont decompose.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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TAKE YOUR SEMANTICS
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Jun 20, 2025, 2:22 PM
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AND FLUSH THEM.
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Proctor & Gamble, KC, Rockline, Nice-Pak and the EU
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Jun 20, 2025, 3:49 PM
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(European Union for you lazy folks) say otherwise.
You can argue with me or with the brand powers in the marketplace.
If you you disagree, I suggest you boycott all Kimberly-Clark, Proctor and Gamble, and private label store brands.
Your azzz will stink.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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I'm gonna listen to the guys who pump the city pipes.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 3:51 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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Literally from the city water folks:
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:03 PM
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"No wipes are flushable."
When I want ninja pics of high school girls I'll come to you.
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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linky-poo por favor?***
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:04 PM
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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TigerNet Champion [119043]
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Ya man, in the sanitary sewer industry, there is no such thing as a flushable
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:12 PM
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wipe
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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Ok. your 1st link says:
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:20 PM
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"Don't flush paper towels, wipes, hair, cotton swabs, feminine products, or dental floss."
You 2nd link doesn't work.
But by all means keep trying to beat the biggest names in consumer staples.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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You are as ever big of an idiot as well all believe you to be.***
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:34 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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Cigarettes don't cause cancer
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:20 PM
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~A reasonably well known cigarette manufacturer
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Clemson Sports Icon [53114]
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Nice try.***
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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How many pills do you think our man has purchased because the label said
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:35 PM
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it'd make his dong bigger.
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TigerNet Champion [119043]
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This is wild that it has gotten this far, but typically the people producing the
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:34 PM
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product they want you to buy will promise that it does the thing they say it does. And there may be some ASTM or other testing that it passes to be certified that. But the people in the industry who have to replace pipes, replace pumps, replace systems, etc tend to tell you the truth. Yeah, it may be called "flushable" and it may get flushed, but by and large, the actual utilities industry do not like to have those things flushed.
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Oculus Spirit [44427]
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I genuinely do not understand how you get that far in life and have no ability
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:36 PM
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to discern between marketing and reality.
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TigerNet Champion [119043]
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I assume he has worked with or for Kimberly Clark and only sees it from
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Jun 20, 2025, 4:38 PM
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his perspective and couldn't care less that others might see it differently and they might actually be right. That goes for alot more than just this topic.
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Re: Dude Wipes. Anyone use these? APM was disappointed.
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Jun 20, 2025, 1:58 PM
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Forget inflation and the unemployment rate. When people are wiping their ### with flavored toilet paper, it's time to raise interest rates.
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Pro tip
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Jun 20, 2025, 3:02 PM
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If your bowl sits close enough that you can reach the sink, run some hot water on that wipe, but don’t squeeze it out all the way. Leave it a little wet.
#gamechanger
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Orange Immortal [64435]
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no, similar but different use
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Jun 20, 2025, 3:43 PM
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this thread just reminded me of these......
TAG disposable washcloths. $1 at Dollar General, 18 in a pack, so about $.05 each. Each wipe is 12"x8", very large. After mowing the grass or any outdoor sweaty task, these things are sooooooo refreshing. Also stick a pack in my golf bag, they are nice to have on golf course too.
I guess you could use them for nether regions also, no reason why not. They have a really soft texture and similar feel. At a Nickel apiece, what you got to lose?

https://dollarstoresupplies.com/health/new-health/tag-washcloths-18-wipes
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All-Time Great [91199]
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I like that they are labeled "disposable".
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Jun 20, 2025, 3:51 PM
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Isn't everything disposable?
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