That's how far I made it into 2025 without shitting my pants.
Was fine pulling into the driveway from breakfast. Carried some stuff inside and gut started knotting up, like somebody grabbed my large intestine in an iron claw grip. Duckwaddled from the kitchen to my office, and the gods temporarily released their intestinal grip, as they often do on whims. This false sense of security and relief is what cost me, because suddenly, I had time to take my shoes off and take my keys and wallet out of my pocket, except that...I didn't.
As quickly as the grip was released seconds earlier, it returned. I was mere paces away from the toilet, but the pudding wouldn't be denied this time. I said a quiet prayer that it was a buttcheek-contained shart, making things far more manageable, but alas...I already knew the answer before dropping trow.
A squidge is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s too bad you were that close to your home bowl, but at least you didn’t have to throw your drawers in a trash can or out the car window.
I just feel like the contents of your intestines must constantly exist in a consistency that varies from Yoo-Hoo to, at the very thickest, Wendy’s Chili.
It’s like your sphincter spends every hour of every day like a bomb technician sweating over a timer that’s quickly ticking down to zero.
once the grip comes, the initial release is just a tease and the 2nd wave is ALWAYS stronger.
Once you get that 1st sign, you gotta call a code brown and get into position...no taking off shoes or whatever is in your normal procedure....it's straight to the seat and you're stuck reading the back of shampoo bottles if it comes to that.
I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger
(Verse 1) 19B, the notorious butt bombardier, He's known for dropping bombs, but today, oh dear! He let one rip, not just gas but a whole freight, He turned his pants into a chocolate cake!
(Chorus) Oh 19B, you're the #### king of the town, You've turned your trousers into a poop-filled crown. We'll chant your name, we'll laugh, we'll shout, For the dude who took a dump, and let it all out!
(Verse 2) He was walking, no, waddling, like a duck on crack, His butt was like a cannon, and there was no turning back. A seismic fart, a Hershey squirt, it all came loose, Now his pants are the stench that we can't reduce.
(Chorus) Oh 19B, you're the #### king of the town, You've turned your trousers into a poop-filled crown. We'll chant your name, we'll laugh, we'll shout, For the dude who took a dump, and let it all out!
(Bridge) We've all had our moments, where we've let one slide, But you, 19B, you've taken it on this wild ride. From your ### to your pants, a legend was born, Now we'll remember you, every time we smell the morn'.
(Chorus) Oh 19B, you're the #### king of the town, You've turned your trousers into a poop-filled crown. We'll chant your name, we'll laugh, we'll shout, For the dude who took a dump, and let it all out!
(Outro) So here's to 19B, with our glasses high, For giving us a story that'll never die. You've painted the town brown, with your wild, wild deed, Now 19B's poop story is the one we'll always heed!
No.That question doesn't allow a doctor to bill for a higher code visit, but it does keep Medicare from taking money away from a doctor.
There are a host of "quality metrics" that must be met to prevent essentially losing money. All folks over 65 are typically asked this question and others.
Upcoding does occur. If you see your doctor for a sore knee and he listens to your heart, lungs, etc. and asks you unrelated questions that is what is going on.
A doctor gets paid by meeting so many bullet points or on time spent with the patient.
I'm to the point when they ask if I've thought of hurting myself that I reply,"Only when I come here." There's so much BS built into medical billing and potential for fraud.
The only thing stopping it are ethical doctors and patients that review their physician notes. See if they are accurate and stuff that wasn't done is documented. You may well be disappointed.
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