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If I pass gas exponentially, how often do I pass gas?
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If I pass gas exponentially, how often do I pass gas?

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Apr 11, 2024, 6:36 AM

Serious replies only, please.

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:12 AM

Every time you drive by a store with gas pumps I guess

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Oftener and oftener until it is virtually continuous. Much Billiousness from

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:44 AM

you.

Many years ago, before my bottle collection got melted in my parents house fire, I used to have a "snake oil" medicine bottle from around 1900. The "Elixer" was good for all sorts of ills, according to the label. Most notably, it cured BILLIOUSNESS, which is a fancy way of saying GAS!

:)

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:48 AM

e^ln(1)

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Be careful, that could be a Natural Log... oops!***

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Apr 11, 2024, 8:24 AM



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Apr 11, 2024, 7:49 AM

You pass gas more each time you do it than the last.

Example: 1st fart is 1 second long, 2nd fart 2 seconds, 3rd fart 4 seconds, 4th fart 8 seconds (now you’re really cookin!!!)……

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:59 AM

If air is constantly exiting, does one have to continually inhale to maintain equilibrium?

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Apr 11, 2024, 8:02 AM

Is the exponential increase based on frequency or the volume of said gas or the percent of solids in each passing?

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I'm glad my office is nowhere near yours.***

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Apr 11, 2024, 8:21 AM



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Apr 11, 2024, 10:23 AM

Is that the Big Bang gas event???

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:28 AM

Is the frequency increasing exponentially or the sound? Or maybe the smell?

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Everytime you eat beans exponentially***

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Apr 11, 2024, 10:39 AM



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I believe that is a linear function.***


Apr 11, 2024, 11:22 AM



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Every time you change underwear


Apr 11, 2024, 6:47 PM

and exponential is not quantitative until applied to a maths equation.

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GoTiguhs!!


here you go .


Apr 11, 2024, 6:59 PM

dy/dx = constant
y = Ce^(kx)


i think you need to solve for y by giving us your rate and what x value you want to know the answer to

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:13 PM

According to my wife, all night long

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Apr 11, 2024, 7:13 PM

According to my wife, all night long

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:30 PM


Serious replies only, please.




After an hour, you're basically breathing out of your butt. Been there. That's why it's Taco Tuesday and not Taco Tuesday and Wednesday.

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Apr 11, 2024, 9:46 PM

Yes.

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Apr 12, 2024, 10:19 AM

Forever! Good times ahead! Stay away from fire pits, hair dryers and click lighters.......you'll be fine. Enjoy the melodic sounds of the French horn.

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