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Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 9:20 AM
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After next season his new mailing address will probably be Alaska!
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As someone who is in sales, I can tell you
Jul 8, 2017, 9:27 AM
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Anyone can sell ice to Eskimos if they lower the price far enough. It's called dripping in the industry, and it's basically what Muscoot does. He lowers his standards and offers 500 kids for 25 spots, including a bunch of transfers. Then, when he gets a couple of okay prospects and a bunch of garbage, he acts like he's conquered the world. Really he's just sold an SEC scholarship for pennies on the dollar. In the business world, he would have been fired already.
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All-In [36451]
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^^^This***
Jul 8, 2017, 9:42 AM
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All-In [27366]
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Dabo should have said, "We're not trying to sell ice to
Jul 8, 2017, 9:27 AM
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Eskimos, but if we were try to sell them anything, weed be trying give 'em what they NEED, like a BUCK STOVE and a lifetime supply of FIREWOOD!
Muschamp's own statement just admits to the world what some already thought: he's a con man.
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 9:28 AM
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"I could sell ice to an Eskimo" = "I'm selling this miserable football program to a bunch of high schoolers"
Unfortunately for the HS kids, after their 4 years are up, the ice will be melted and they won't have another chance to enjoy their college days.
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Heisman Winner [84148]
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More like this...***
Jul 8, 2017, 9:51 AM
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Unfortunately for his buyers, they soon find out he only has
Jul 8, 2017, 10:28 AM
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doo-doo ice for sale. Ain't nobody enjoying that, except coot fans at Willy Brice.
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lol...what's 50# of doo-doo ice going for these days??...??***
Jul 8, 2017, 10:41 AM
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110%er [6821]
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But can he "sell DOO DOO ice to an Eskimo"?***
Jul 8, 2017, 10:31 AM
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Re: the whole place is DOO DOO so its just ice
Jul 8, 2017, 11:05 AM
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technically since the do infests everything there. fecal fact of the day
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Ring of Honor [23608]
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" sell ice to an Eskimo" or convince a recruit with options
Jul 8, 2017, 10:41 AM
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to commit top USuc ? Guess he knows which one is harder now !
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Paw Master [16268]
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Name even 1 Eskimo football player!
Jul 8, 2017, 10:49 AM
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Gonna be fun playing against a team full of Eskimos.
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Re: Name even 1 Eskimo football player!
Jul 8, 2017, 11:10 AM
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Edmonton Eskimos but I think its a moniker. I dont think any actually are
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 11:01 AM
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If he doesn't take the coots to the glory land within the next couple of years, he may find himself selling ice to the Eskimos on a full time basis. He may be good at selling ice to the Eskimos but, apparently, the best high school football players in South Carolina are not Eskimos or have no need for ice.
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Orange Blooded [2877]
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 8:33 PM
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Define glory land; for him id say 8 wins
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Sure he could sell them ice, that's easy, but could he sell
Jul 8, 2017, 11:08 AM
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them South Carolina? That's the real question.
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Orange Blooded [4345]
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Cmon guys. You have to admit he's doing a spectacular job
Jul 8, 2017, 11:15 AM
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luring kids away from Furman, App state and Presbyterian. Heck, I'll even throw Vandy and Wake in there.
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Orange Blooded [2332]
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Re: Cmon guys. You have to admit he's doing a spectacular job
Jul 8, 2017, 12:04 PM
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Yes, Muscrap is recruiting Jucos, second and third rated players to Usuck. It obviously isn't going entirely well when you miss out on a majority of South Carolina players who feel your program has so little to offer.
If their fans have hope for a decent season this year I cannot get wait for the letdown. The 2018 campaign may be worse due to no depth and the loss of seniors, and they play a cream puff slate of non-conference foes!
Go Tigers!
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As long as it's a 2 or 3 star eskimo***
Jul 8, 2017, 2:24 PM
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 4:46 PM
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pfft, he couldn't sell meth to a toothless gamecock fan.
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 5:12 PM
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That euphemism always hints at dishonesty , from my angle.
It's a used car salesman's line ...It's what snake oil peddlers would tell their families.
He sounds like he might be lying to his recruits , which makes it really tough to respect that goob .
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 5:23 PM
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Ray tanner bought a truck load of ice!
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Orange Blooded [4142]
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 6:04 PM
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> Ray tanner bought a truck load of ice!
It's probably yellow
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Game Day Hero [4166]
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 10:45 PM
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Unfortunately for Boom Champ Chump no Eskimos live in Columbia where the temperature is normally hotter than Hades.
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Clemson Conqueror [11315]
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Re: Muschump on recruiting: "I could sell ice to an Eskimo"
Jul 8, 2017, 11:34 PM
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...and Dabo says: Clemson sells itself.
see the difference?
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