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Your favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:22 PM
 

Mine probably is "the sec schedule wears us out."


What is your favorite coot excuse?


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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:23 PM
 

Honorable mention is like when we beat LSU,


Coot excuse was "LSU didn't want to be there."

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:32 PM
 

They haven't needed but one in the last 6 years.


Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 9:01 PM
 

Needed 66 in the last 112 though. Awww poor coots. Looks like we win again


Mine is...

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:27 PM
 

"I'm sorry sir, they rang the pizza delivery ticket up wrong. I can go back and get your 2-liter Coke "


Re: Mine is...

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:29 PM
 

LOL


I hate this one "the milkshake machine is broken."

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:34 PM
 

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:33 PM
 

There's always next year......


My favorite excuse is, "We're not in the SEC so ESPN ignores

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:34 PM
 

us."

Oh wait that's TigerNet's..

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Re: My favorite excuse is, "We're not in the SEC so ESPN ignores

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:36 PM
 

Louie, even funnier is the fact that you have 6317 points.

63-17 ;)

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:39 PM
 






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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:53 PM
 

This is awesome


Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:37 PM
 

We are all out of Premium Unleaded.


Oldie but a goodie...

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:43 PM
 

We don't care about the Clemson game...we are more interested in winning the $ec....

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Re: Oldie but a goodie...


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 4:48 PM
 

Yep. I had forgotten about that one

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Wait till next decade***

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 6:33 PM
 

It's funny to me is how EVERY coot fan says the same things. "Y'all always want to talk about the past", "y'all don't play anybody", "Dabo's just a cheerleader". The most humorous of it all though is how they try to portray themselves so superior to Clemson. The inferiority complex they have is practically stamped on their foreheads but they're just too stupid to realize it. Honestly I've questioned the intelligence of anybody I see donning chicken gear since I was 10 years old, so it's not really that hard to see it. Oh, and for you coots on here that are having someone read posts to you, the term "donning" means "wearing".


Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 6:42 PM
 

Same here. I have always wondered why anyone would pull for the coots. I can sorta understand the last few years but what did anyone see in the coots when I was growing up in the 70's. Beats me.

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 6:59 PM
 

our elevated academic standards prevent us from recruiti...wait never mind

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:02 PM
 

LOL


But I have had that argument with one coot back in the day. He swore that it was harder to get into SC than it was Clemson.

I kid you not.

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:10 PM
 

On Spurrier's drunk interview:

"So he had a few beers after a tough loss"


Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:47 PM
 

I heard the reply to that one was "at least our coach is relaxed and has fun" lol yeah drunk as #### on his weekly show

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Very impress-ive coming from a coot

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:49 PM
 

On a side note - I'm impressed JHop

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Mine is:

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 7:49 PM
 

"We play in a 'big boy' football conference, if we were in the ACC, we'd go to the championship game every year."

My response:

"So when the he!! are y'all gonna become a 'big boy' football team? Everybody's been waiting since y'all joined the conference."

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:04 PM
 

Had a coot tell me..."Well ya'll only beat us last year because our defense sucked"


"i was framed, I'm innocent"


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:16 PM
 

Nm


"I meant to say you're, not your, tater."


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:20 PM
 



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Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.


Re: "I meant to say you're, not your, tater."


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:38 PM
 

Surprised it took four hours for someone to point that out :)

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Re: You're favorite Coot Excuse?

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 8:22 PM
 

"Who hasn't keyed a car?"

"Boys will be boys"

"Who hasn't taken a leak on the sidewalk?"


this is my favorite reply to their excuses

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Posted: Aug 30, 2015 10:02 PM
 



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Re: Your favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 10:19 PM
 

Me: "When are y'all going to win a conference championship?"

Coot: "We play in the SEC, not that weak ACC conference."

Me: "So you can't WIN the conference because you PLAY in the conference?"

Coot: ....crickets......


Re: Your favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 11:00 PM
 

"Wait until Next Year" is still the all time favorite! My answer is why should you want to have wait another season? Guess they simply weren't good enough overall to win a majority of games until recently and that too is headed in the wrong direction.

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Re: Your favorite Coot Excuse?


Posted: Aug 30, 2015 11:36 PM
 

1 We had to drop the fries
2 We play big boy football
3 I swear officer, she said she was 18


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Posted: Aug 31, 2015 3:49 AM
 

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They never won in the ACC, Metro or as an Independent also.****


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Posted: Aug 31, 2015 7:13 AM
 

This ^^^

I always get a case of the funnies when I hear a coot talking about the brutal sec schedule. I'm like dude, what was the excuse before y'all went to the SEC?

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