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I bet he has it written into his contract, he doesn't even have to show up in

An NFL team will have to pay an enormous buy-out to UNC for Belichik to return to the NFL.

As you suggested, this must happen sooner (I.e., after one or two seasons … no later) for the NFL team in question to make this expensive move.

Just me, but I just cannot fathom this happening.

Wild card: How will Belichik deal with UNC academic powers (admin and non-sports related donors) when a UNC portal player puts pics of his teammates’ dinks on the internet? In the NFL, this wouldn’t be a big deal. At haughty totty UNC, this (maybe) wouldn’t be tolerated. UNC starts losing games because Belichik’s mercenary portal players get booted or long-term suspensions?

I doubt Belichik handles this well, and the adjustment process will be slower and more painful than he’s anticipating.

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Dec 12, 2024, 8:54 PM

CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.

The coach who led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships had been in discussions with UNC leadership about the possibility of taking over the school's football program, with the only remaining detail left to be ironed out having to do with whether he would be allowed to share his girlfriend's dorm room.

"We're working on accommodating Coach Belichick and the young woman we mistakenly thought was his grand-daughter," said UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham. "We are more than willing to do whatever it takes to bring in such a legendary football coach. If that means granting his girlfriend a full-ride scholarship and allowing them to live together in her dorm, then so be it. We are also prepared to offer her cotton candy, roller skates, and anything else a young lady her age might want."

At publishing time, UNC officials had reportedly sweetened the deal by informing Belichick that he and his girlfriend could both eat near campus for low prices by combining her student discount with an early bird senior citizen meal.