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May 20, 2025, 9:22 AM
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Gotta admit...I glanced over a few thread topics and sense the jokes are already poasted! 
Ohh, well...jumping right in!
So, nature called as I was in the store the other day. Just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "I'm alright."
Then the voice asked, "So, what are you up to?"
A bit troubled, I answered, "Umm...trying to handle a bit of private business."
Then I hear, "Can I come over?"
Quite annoyed, I replied, "Excuse me?!?"
Then the voice said, "Listen, I have to call you back! There's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
(Pretty sure there's a lesson buried in there! 
Own this day, Tiger Nation...make it a great one. Or...settle for tacos at dinner...it's comfort food!
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May 20, 2025, 9:23 AM
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Heisman Winner [79249]
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Tiger Titan [47943]
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An older male patient walks into a doctor's office.
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May 20, 2025, 9:33 AM
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The patient says, "Doctor, no matter how much I need to use the restroom, I am having difficulty initiating a stream."
The doctor shakes his head and says, "Oh, no! Ur-ine trouble!"
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May 20, 2025, 9:44 AM
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What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?!
"A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator."
"'What are you doing?' the mother exclaimed.
The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
'What are you doing?!' he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents, and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.
He replied............'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'"
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CU Medallion [20062]
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May 20, 2025, 10:16 AM
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I told my wife I was having a baby elephant. She said really?! Yes, wanna see the trunk?! 😝
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May 20, 2025, 10:20 AM
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Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son replies. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
Scientific fact: It is impossible for a man to use a stud finder without first scanning himself and telling someone, "found one".
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps.
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May 20, 2025, 11:58 AM
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, “everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “do you think that you are stupid Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
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May 20, 2025, 12:28 PM
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I ran into a lamppost yesterday.
Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
A man rushed into a Doctor's office, shouting "Hurry, hurry, help me please, I'm shrinking".
The Doctor calmly said, "now settle down a bit".. "you'll just have to learn to be a little patient"
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May 20, 2025, 3:31 PM
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You can't believe the amount of people that use a cellphone in there and you walk in and say WHAT
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