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Funny. I was about to reply to KenM's thread about being pushing forty and it's
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Jan 28, 2025, 11:44 AM
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fun age where now the neighborhood moms and legal-ish daughters walking around are equally attractive.
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Top TigerNet [30495]
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there are some scarily attractive legal daughters
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Jan 28, 2025, 11:46 AM
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in my neighborhood.
including one of my good buddies here in the hood (both in college)
scares the absolute #### out of me.*
*to be clear, as a father of two daughters.
I do not interact with college chicks at all, except to give my buddy hell when his one daughter speeds through the neighborhood.
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Oculus Spirit [44778]
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As much as I would have fun leaning into the neighborhood creep wrap,
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:25 PM
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I do not want to be the neighborhood creep and only leer from the sides of the window rather standing directly in the middle of them.
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To quote LugElginDave quoting Emo Phillips,
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Jan 28, 2025, 1:01 PM
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You’ve gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch me looking in your window.
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Re: The Band said it best.
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Jan 28, 2025, 1:11 PM
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Loved levon. The Band were the best but they have about all died off now
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Re: The Band said it best.
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Jan 28, 2025, 1:14 PM
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Oh heck they have all died off. No original members left. Sad
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I think it would only be a problem if you were an attractive man.
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Jan 28, 2025, 11:51 AM
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So you're probably in the clear.
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MachoManSavage.jpg***
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How do we know...
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Jan 28, 2025, 1:19 PM
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that she isn't blind and he has a silky-smooth Morgan Freemanesque voice?
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Don't get it. Walk me through this.
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:29 PM
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You're traveling. Wife's off at work. You hire some hottie to walk the dog and prep supper?
Now if you work from home, that's a MAJOR issue. But if you and wife are both always gone, your interactions would be limited. Right?
What am I missing here?
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C'mon man
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:31 PM
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Have you never once read Penthouse Forum? You know how this goes
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A good story goes like this:
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:54 PM
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Work closes because the AC went out. Everyone sent home just before lunch. Arrive home. Hottie dogsittercook lady just got off the elliptical and had made herself some lunch. She seductively looked at me, in her tight spandex pants strategically stained with spots of womanhood, and asked "Are you hungry", as she slowly bites her engorged lower lip.
THAT's a story.
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You gotta be real careful here because girls like that are 100% looking for
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:32 PM
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a guy who is married with kids and not even close to their league. She is probably going to go in your house and sniff your undies, wear your dirty shirts, etc. If you just happen to be home one day, she is certainly going to jump on your bone with no questions asked. This happens 100% of the time, every time.
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dawghater 2 days before she starts be like
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I think I told you about our summer babysitter through text
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:48 PM
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but yeah, same.
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When dawghater spots the dogwalker
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:55 PM
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I saw the title to your post after reading 19B's post about the Challenger.
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Jan 28, 2025, 12:58 PM
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I thought there had been some catastrophe today.
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Re: Houston, we have a problem
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Jan 28, 2025, 1:33 PM
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Sounds like you need to take your dog with you when you travel.
Dog would still need to be walked, so......
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Time for some ninjas
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Jan 28, 2025, 4:31 PM
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When searching for babysitters with my wife, I narrowed it down to 3 and let her choose from there. Remove me from any attractiveness bias.
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