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All-In [34487]
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Charged for sexual assault if I answer the door nude?
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Jun 12, 2023, 9:18 PM
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I hate this time of year. Seems all the companies peddling solar panels, windows and paving services hire college kids to scam old people out of money by selling this crap door to door. Well, I'm caught in the crosshairs living in an established neighborhood.
First of all, if the product was worth a #### and I needed it, I would seek YOU out. But that's neither here nor there.
One of the companies rapped on my door at 9:05pm tonight when I was getting out of the shower. This is the same company (different sales person) I've answered the door for 3 times in the past 10 days and basically tried to be nice and say "whoopsie, sorry bro. Not interested and never will be." They're not getting it.
So this is an earnest question. If I just answer the door, d1ck swinging in the breeze, buck naked, can I get charged with something? I feel like this is the only way to make my point.
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Oculus Spirit [43715]
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I think the same rules apply for shooting a guy.
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Jun 12, 2023, 9:22 PM
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If you dong makes it out of the house, you have to drag it back in.
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Well we don't have to worry about that. Even at full mast
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Jun 12, 2023, 9:23 PM
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I'd have to lunge at the fella pretty aggressively. Which I wouldn't plan to do. Unless?
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Oculus Spirit [43715]
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tacit consent?***
Jun 12, 2023, 9:33 PM
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At 9:05 PM, the dog goes out the side door and I stand on
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Jun 12, 2023, 9:49 PM
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the front porch and clock the guy's 40 time. If he outruns the dog, I'll call Dabo. If not, it's off to Home Depot in the morning for bags of lime.
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Oculus Spirit [43715]
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Coronas in the morning?***
Jun 12, 2023, 9:54 PM
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TigerNet Legend [147653]
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IT WILL BE 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE.***
Jun 12, 2023, 10:20 PM
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TigerNet Immortal [171063]
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I find asking if they want
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Jun 12, 2023, 10:20 PM
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to cuddle on the sofa while I listen to their spiel usually gets rid of them.
And when it doesn’t, at least you get a cuddle out of it.
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No, of course not. A man’s the king of his castle
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Jun 13, 2023, 12:22 AM
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do whatcha wanna, Hoss. I say go for it, stories around here been kinda boring lately. They don’t call’em the dong days of summer for nuthin’.
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