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CU Guru [1524]
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A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 2:00 PM
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Just something to think about.
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Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19
Jul 2, 2020, 2:10 PM
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infection, if you can't smell your f@rt, you may have COVID-19.
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Paw Master [16836]
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Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19
Jul 2, 2020, 2:16 PM
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You both have given me a great deal to think about. ??
Along with dead brain cells.??
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Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19
Jul 2, 2020, 2:18 PM
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TigerNet Elite [70684]
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Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am...
Jul 2, 2020, 2:20 PM
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One of the long-standing questions in my mind is, did Jesus fart? He had to if He was fully man. But, He was also fully God. So, ??
Also, I have often wondered if He joked around with His apostles. Since God gave us laughter, again, I would think He did.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101644]
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Farting is not a sin, so
Jul 2, 2020, 2:21 PM
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yes
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TigerNet Elite [70684]
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When my older brother use to fart in my face,
Jul 2, 2020, 2:23 PM
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it was sinful.
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Re: When my older brother use to fart in my face,- I was an
Jul 2, 2020, 2:36 PM
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older brother. You may not realize it but we are required by law to do that. There are severe penalties if we do not do that. Its not like we have a choice. 
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Heisman Winner [86190]
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Re: what's the odds GOD is saying pull my finger here?***
Jul 2, 2020, 2:32 PM
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All-In [10858]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 2:14 PM
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I think it helps with the shart equivalent
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Heisman Winner [81246]
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Yes, it does stop the shrapnel. Usually.***
Jul 2, 2020, 2:25 PM
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Letterman [264]
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Re: My philosophy is- those who
Jul 2, 2020, 2:20 PM
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smelt it dealt it.
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National Champion [7267]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 2:32 PM
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I think a properly fit N-95 does a pretty good job of stopping Covid. A P-100 does a great job.
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TigerNet Elite [70684]
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It may stop you from COVID-19.
Jul 2, 2020, 2:34 PM
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But, if you have COVID-19, an N-95 mask will not protect others around you from getting it from you.
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Re: It may stop you from COVID-19.
Jul 2, 2020, 2:51 PM
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A N-95 without exhaust valve will.
You can buy them with and without valves.
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Dynasty Maker [3584]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 3, 2020, 9:47 AM
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Are putting a screen door on a submarine
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Clemson Icon [24158]
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While we've all got our thinking caps on..
Jul 2, 2020, 2:41 PM
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Let's consider the size of the molecules that make up the stink smell in farts. We'll focus on one particular example, as the others are similarly sized (when compared to the size of a virus). Methanthiol (CH3SH), like a number of thiol (-SH) containing molecules, smells! When you work with it enough, it smells like incredibly intense garlic; though many would just say it smells putrid. If you want everyone to hate you, walk through a hallway carrying an open container of thiol compounds.
CH3SH is a rather small molecule with a diameter around 4*10^-10 m (0.4 nm, about 1.6*10^-8 inches). By comparison, viruses typically range in diameter from about 20 nm up to about 400 nm, with COVID-19 being around 60-140 nm. The difference in sizes of the COVID-19 virus and a common odorant in farts is 2-3 orders of magnitude (100–1000 times the diameter of the smaller methanethiol). An N95 mask is capable of filtering 95% of a test aerosol containing average particle size of 300 nm.
Basically, an N95 mask has a tight weave pattern with multiple layers that serve as a barrier to larger structures (like viruses, or simply spittle). While the benefits of a specific mask will depend on the fabric and construction of the mask (not to mention how it is worn), having some form of barrier between an infected individual and a healthy individual is far superior to open air allowing for the transfer of virus (along with other matter) between those individuals.
Lastly, to argue that “since I can smell a fart through a mask, there's no point in wearing a mask to protect me against viruses” is like securing a medieval castle with a gate to keep out invading horsemen, but arguing that because roaches can still enter that there is no point in having a gate. Clearly you have not considered that the horseman is the greater threat.
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CU Guru [1524]
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What say you concerning rats and fleas getting in?
Jul 2, 2020, 3:11 PM
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Since we’re getting into medieval analogies.
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All-In [34487]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 2:44 PM
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I want to thank you, Gentlemen, from the bottom of my FART. Old people do too.
I'm BAAACCK!
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Game Changer [2087]
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Building on your "ironclad" f@rt analogy...
Jul 2, 2020, 3:30 PM
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For starters, wearing a mask is more to REDUCE the possibility of the wearer infecting people around them, than to protect the wearer from getting it from other people.
A far as your stupid fart analogy, I'll put on a clean pair of underwear. Then, I'll fart and immediately take them off. Then, you put your nose up to the area adjacent to where the fart emanated from. Then, you take a long, slow breath in through your nose. Do you get it now?
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-face-masks-what-you-need-to-know Coronavirus Face Masks & Protection FAQs The most recent recommendations related to prevention against the spread of COVID-19 include wearing cloth masks as an added measure of protection, particularly in areas of significant transmission.
Message was edited by: AeroTiger®
Message was edited by: AeroTiger®
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TigerNet Elite [70684]
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Well, aren't you just a breath of fresh air?***
Jul 2, 2020, 3:38 PM
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CU Guru [1524]
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Game Changer [2087]
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I change 'em once a week whether or not I need to :-)***
Jul 2, 2020, 7:44 PM
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Orange Beast [6115]
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Shhhh
Jul 2, 2020, 3:50 PM
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You're bound to offend somebody with that kind of talk.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101300]
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Can’t wait to hear from Joe21 about this fart thing..
Jul 2, 2020, 5:01 PM
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since his are obviously the oldest. LOL!
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Re: Shhhh
Jul 2, 2020, 5:06 PM
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Dear Lord, I pray we have football since our conversation has now centered around fart smelling
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CU Guru [1540]
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Re: Shhhh
Jul 2, 2020, 5:29 PM
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Funnier that football
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110%er [4017]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 6:11 PM
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My, my! Where some people keep their minds!!
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Valley Protector [1432]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 6:26 PM
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Yup, just like a screen door on a submarine. Oops, hope our Lib friends aren’t reading this. That’ll be the next great idea for our US Navy!!
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 6:45 PM
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Youre as dumb as dirt and ignorant as it gets. Just something to think about.
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CU Guru [1524]
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^^^ Thinks his f@rts don’t stink ...
Jul 2, 2020, 6:52 PM
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Social distancing advised.
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Re: ^^^ Thinks his f@rts don’t stink ...
Jul 2, 2020, 6:58 PM
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^^^Thinks being an ignorant moron is cool.
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CU Guru [1524]
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^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is
Jul 2, 2020, 8:50 PM
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the epitome of virtue signaling.
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Tiger Titan [48079]
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Re: ^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is
Jul 3, 2020, 6:57 AM
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^^Thinks joking about people dying in a pandemic is funny. You're smart.
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CU Guru [1524]
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^^^ Thinks getting last word in means he WON!!
Jul 3, 2020, 9:51 AM
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... and yes, I realize the irony. Your turn.
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Orange Blooded [2363]
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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a F@RT ...
Jul 2, 2020, 7:08 PM
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Maybe so, but I’d still prefer for you to wear both if you come around me. TIA
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Gives a whole new meaning to "silent but deadly."***
Jul 2, 2020, 9:06 PM
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It Will Stop a SHART Though***
Jul 3, 2020, 12:02 AM
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Clemson Icon [24098]
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Box of masks I bought over the weekend
Jul 3, 2020, 10:00 AM
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plainly says WILL NOT PREVENT COVID19 on the box.
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