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Coot Presents Yesterday
Dec 26, 2013, 4:02 PM
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My uncle is an unrequited coot. He and his mama hen wife decided it would be fun to give my tiger fan kids coot shirts with a huge Roman Numeral V in the front. On the back in smaller letters was "Looking for IV" and that chicken, block C deal they have. Of course they thought it was funny until I pointed out the Roman 4 on the back. Typical coot education; they had the shirts printed from an on line print shop, spent money trying to be cute and then got it wrong. I enjoyed telling my kids that at Clemson they would learn both that VI follows V in Roman numerals and that the universe will never allow six straight coot wins; that would offend gravity itself.
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Glad I don't have any coot friends or family like that...
Dec 26, 2013, 4:06 PM
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if some one gave that kind of gift to my kids, I would take them outside cuss them out, give the gifts back, and tell them to leave and don't come back until they can grow up and be an adult.
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^ I see what you did there.
Dec 26, 2013, 4:11 PM
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At least I think it was intentional.
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Your uncle is stupid.***
Dec 26, 2013, 4:07 PM
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Re: Your uncle is stupid.***
Dec 26, 2013, 6:01 PM
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And a moran,too.
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you sure it isn't your
Dec 26, 2013, 4:10 PM
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cousin eddie? i bet he drives a POS RV too
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Those suckers would have been shredded in their faces
Dec 26, 2013, 4:56 PM
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or burned in the fireplace. I might have even lowered my pants and wiped my ### with one.
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Doubt I would have handled that as well as you.***
Dec 26, 2013, 5:05 PM
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Re: Doubt I would have handled that as well as you.***
Dec 27, 2013, 10:02 AM
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There is no doubt that I would have been off the chain pissed off. And no doubt that someone would have gotten their A$S beat for handling my kids like that, and knowing where their allegiance were anchored. Wooooo that would have set a blaze, and an out of control fire in me... That was a low down and dirty thing to play with a kid about.
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Re: Coot Presents Yesterday
Dec 27, 2013, 10:11 AM
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Typical coot. Nothing too low. It would be one thing to do that to your buddy for a joke. Still stupid and classless, but an adult could handle it. But to a kid, that's just so low. Soon they will be back to pecking dirt at the bottom of the SEC w us beating them as well. Their recruiting has not been great and Slurrier is getting old.
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You've got to post a pic of those shirts...the back anyway.***
Dec 27, 2013, 10:39 AM
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Re: Coot Presents Yesterday
Dec 27, 2013, 10:45 AM
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Awesome...Please post
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Re: Coot Presents Yesterday
Dec 27, 2013, 10:54 AM
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years ago I had a good friend give me a very nice and expensive coot shirt for Christmas as a gag gift. I had told that friend earlier that I would wear anything they bought me. So I put that shirt on and went outside to my pkp, opened the hood and pulled out the oil dipstick and and cleaned it right in the front of the shirt. Her mouth opened and I said thanks for the oil changing shirt.
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