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Rock Defender [54]
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I really miss being dual income no kids...
Apr 14, 2014, 12:54 PM
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$760 on Masters gear....
Frack you socckerkrzy. I just shelled out $500 on a field trip that I didn't even get to go on.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: Your only option is divorce***
Apr 14, 2014, 12:59 PM
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CU Guru [1321]
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Then he gets to pay her the money without getting blow jays
Apr 14, 2014, 1:32 PM
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from her.
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All-In [38925]
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dude, they're married, he doesn't get blow jays now.***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:38 PM
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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All-In [38514]
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Heisman Winner [135621]
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Re: HE COULD KILL HIS KIDS!!!***
Apr 14, 2014, 2:33 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Keep it up with the marathons, you won't be bothered by
Apr 14, 2014, 12:59 PM
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things like that much longer.
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Rock Defender [54]
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My wife will be a very eligible bachelorette then.
Apr 14, 2014, 1:00 PM
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#nopigs #clemsonroolztease
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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What have you got, like 7 kids? I doubt it.***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:07 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES TO FACK
Apr 14, 2014, 1:13 PM
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7 kids?
That's a lotttta humpin.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Apr 14, 2014, 1:14 PM
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it's probably 7 humps.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Let's break down the 7
Apr 14, 2014, 1:16 PM
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How many were the result of: A)Missionary B)Michael Vick style C)Side door D)Other (specify)
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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You need a more varied repertoire if that is all you have
Apr 14, 2014, 1:18 PM
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Cowgirl Reverse Cowgirl Anul Crouching Tiger, Hidden Peenis Hood of a truck Hood of an SUV Hood of a car So many more to chose from
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CU Medallion [54758]
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does 'asleep' count as one if
Apr 14, 2014, 1:20 PM
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only YOU know about it?
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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If "she" doesn't fight, "she" wanted it.***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:22 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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juss remember...
Apr 14, 2014, 1:25 PM
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YOU said it, not me....
prepare thineself.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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How do you Jesus H? Is that like Eiffel Tower butt with
Apr 14, 2014, 1:25 PM
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Christ on the other end?
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Re: gret***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:26 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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All-TigerNet [11213]
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I'll see your $500 dollar field trip and underbet you
Apr 14, 2014, 1:54 PM
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$290 for two Katy Perry tickets and a parking pass for wife_of_jroberts and daughter_of_jroberts (no pigs. She's 6, or in the words of (insert lunger), "TOO OLD!!")
And I don't even get to go and mind-motorboat Ms. Perry's fantabulous bosoms...
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Has 6 yr old kid and goes to Katy Perry Concert means
Apr 14, 2014, 2:14 PM
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wife is approximately 30-34 yrs old and you aren't posting pics of her in a bikini so you need to correct this now.
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All-TigerNet [11213]
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Step 1 would be getting wife_of_jroberts into a bikini
Apr 14, 2014, 2:18 PM
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Step 2 would be not getting murderized when taking pigs of wife_of_jroberts in said bikini.
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Oculus Spirit [81925]
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I just subtracted out what I promised to buy people and
Apr 14, 2014, 2:28 PM
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it came out to $360 for what I bought including a Father's Day shirt for my dad. Still steep, but I didn't buy $760 of stuff just for myself.
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