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Well, you blew right past humble on that brag...***
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:46 AM
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All-In [27148]
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So did his wife.***
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:51 AM
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Did she swallered? Or take it tween the eyes, on the bewbs,
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:52 AM
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or what?
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He said he's the dump champ so...
Apr 13, 2023, 11:54 AM
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all of the above?
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Lot o points [155944]
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No***
Apr 13, 2023, 11:47 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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Does my wife ever do that?
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:47 AM
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No she doesn't.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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we should start a club***
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:01 PM
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Re: you guys ever be sitting in your office
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:49 AM
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Hall of Famer [21940]
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my criticism around here is completely warranted
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:57 AM
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but a liar, I am not.
it was a perfect storm of a set up....on a dry spell b/c family + easter, then she got the birth control thingy put in and can't have seggs for a few days.
so she felt guilty
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Every day.***
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Apr 13, 2023, 11:52 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97732]
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Ummmm.....
Apr 13, 2023, 11:53 AM
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No.
I'd have to give myself a raise for a prayer of that.
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Y’all’s wives are still giving blowjays?***
Apr 13, 2023, 11:57 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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No***
Apr 13, 2023, 12:03 PM
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Lot o points [155944]
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I love all you recently married and remarried guys
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:22 PM
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Goin “oh yeah, this is normal”, like you didn’t require a mulligan to find this unicorn gold.
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It's true.
Apr 13, 2023, 12:23 PM
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#1 said she had a gag reflex issue and couldn't. I'm making up for lost time.
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Why even have a wife that doesn’t give beejs?
Apr 13, 2023, 4:37 PM
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Been there done that… and I prefer the wife that does it frequently and when requested.
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Welp, since my wife can't visit my office
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:02 PM
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nope.
But did have some sexy time this morning before I sent her on the way to her work.
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LFG
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:04 PM
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Pro-Tip for next time this comes up
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:05 PM
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Take her to the terlit with you. Have her start performing furlacio on you. About 10 seconds before you're about to drop your bawl load, let loose of that hobgoblin in your anus and let it massage the prostate on the way out.
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Re: Pro-Tip for next time this comes up
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:06 PM
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Well in fairness to Tim,
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:22 PM
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she doesn't have any arms
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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If their names weren't listed I couldnt have told
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Apr 13, 2023, 12:31 PM
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you who they were. They look nothing like they used to
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you lost me at wife giving beejay.***
Apr 13, 2023, 1:27 PM
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