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Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 22, 2015, 10:21 PM
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That can only mean one thing...
Oh my god, Cocky... look at that cluck. It is so big She looks like one of those crap-ice vendors But you know, who understands the crap-ice? They only drink it because they are totally destitute I mean, their cluck, it's just so... big I can't believe they yell "#####" out there... I mean, gross It's just so... garnet and... black!
I like decommits and I cannot lie, Though other cluckers might deny When a JUCO walks in, with a itty-bity brain And a rap sheet in your face You get SPRUNG Wanna play tough, but you know that schedule's cream-puffed Deep in the teams we're playing I'm losing and I can't stop swearing Oh baby, I wanna commit you, And then to cut you My home team tried to warn me But your Spurrier got m-m-me so sorry!
Oooh, fumble-in balls again You say you should be top 10? Well schmooze me, use me, Because you ain't the average coot-ie I've seen them fooling To hell with schooling We sweat, fret Losing faster than a turbo Vette. I'm tired of magazines Saying Tigers are the thing Take the average coot fan and ask him that Reply: "You want fries with that?" So coots! (yeah) Coots! (yeah) Has your commit left you in a rut (hell yeah!) Well fake it, shake it, Shake that unhealthy coot Garnet got black...
I like them dumb... and big And when I'm drinking like a pig I can't help myself, I'm pissing on Main like a vandal Another school scandal I want to play at home And ugh, lose again, ugh! ugh! I ain't making plays, boy Cause winning at home's an impossible ploy! I want them real thick and coot-y So recruit that gullible... Coot-a-lot's in trouble Williams-Brice reduced to rubble
So I'm looking at recruit videos Knock-kneed bozos playing like schmoes I'll recruit those bozos And leave the good players to Dabo A word to the thick coot-sisters I want to get with ya, and flip that bird, ya I will smell and stink, ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *cluck* To the break of dawn Then crowing has to go on A lot of coots won't like this song Cause those punks like to quit it and diss it But Tigers would rather stay and play Because they're long, and they're strong And about to get the dynasty on So cooties (yeah!) cooties (yeah!) You want to lose like it's the Eighties? (hell yeah!) Then come to town! Spot the ball! Even orange boys got to shout Garnet got... black!
Yeah baby... when it comes to records... SEC has nothing to do Clemson's domination... 66-42-4? Only if its 2015.
So our players all got conned-a, playing SEC tapes till dawn-a But SEC tapes only got us NFL non-starts My NFL draft don't want none, even with fun-and-gun, son! We can do stipends or pay-outs But please don't decommit from us Some cooties want to play that hard role And tell you we only score field goals So they toss it, and incomplete it And Tigers pull up quick to D-feat it So ESPN says Tigers are phat Well coots ain't down with that. Cause our trophy case is small and our offense is sucking Fourth down? We're kicking!
To the ESPN dames on the sidelines We really are all that, we think! Give me a kicker, we can't resist them 4th and 10 and Tigers snicker
Some knucklehead tried to pass Cause first downs were on his list He lost games because he chose to quit it And Tigers pull up quick to score again
So cooties, because the world is round You will always lose in Tigertown So call 1-900-Coot-a-lot And cry when you see Howard's Rock
Garnet got black!
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Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 22, 2015, 10:22 PM
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My pulse should be at least 35 now.
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Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 23, 2015, 8:24 AM
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Well it's not
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Cannot Thumbs Up Enough
Jan 22, 2015, 10:26 PM
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Would read again and repost on social media (if it wasn't too long).
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Re: Cannot Thumbs Up Enough
Jan 22, 2015, 10:28 PM
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Yeah such a great name right?
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marlborocountycoot = tigerfanjack = Clemson_Alumnus=cujax
Jan 23, 2015, 9:40 AM
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35-17 66-42-4
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CU Medallion [53436]
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HOF Post right here!
Jan 23, 2015, 8:16 AM
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I'll summon all my scoks to vote for this post
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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"My recruiting staff dont....my recruiting staff dont......"
Jan 23, 2015, 10:22 AM
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"My recruiting staff dont want NONE unless you GOT ARRESTS SON!"
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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That was glorious
Jan 23, 2015, 11:03 AM
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I wish it could be posted to FGF
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Orange Blooded [2537]
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very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 12:01 PM
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Stewpid cewts!!!
You have received my +1
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Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:11 PM
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So Dabo is supposed to get credit for All In but you don't give me credit for this term? Great job plagiarism net.
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Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:17 PM
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Yawn.... @CockloverCUJAX
You are fooling no one.
Message was edited by: clemtiger117®
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Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:23 PM
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Yawn at the idiots without degrees. And yes IT does matter.
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Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:27 PM
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You should learn when to keep your mouth shut #### lover.
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you could hear a pin drop...***
Jan 23, 2015, 1:30 PM
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Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:33 PM
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Tnet elite.
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Legend [17821]
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a masterpiece with one small exception
Jan 23, 2015, 2:12 PM
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Where's the "LA face with the Oakland bootie" refrain? Could it be.......
Garnet got black! (De-commitin' 'cause that school is doodie ) (De-commitin' 'cause that school is doodie)
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CU Guru [1224]
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My apologies...
Jan 23, 2015, 6:15 PM
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The web page I was using with all the original lyrics was missing that refrain, and I forgot to add it in.
I would go with "Fifth-place rings with coach drunk on T-V!"
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Re: My apologies...
Jan 23, 2015, 7:13 PM
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Your refrain is obviously better than mine on so many levels. You now have a masterpiece!!!!
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Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 23, 2015, 3:40 PM
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POTD!!!!!!!!!!!
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