|
Replies: 20
| visibility 1
|
CU Guru [1224]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 982
Joined: 9/30/06
|
Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 22, 2015, 10:21 PM
|
|
That can only mean one thing...
Oh my god, Cocky... look at that cluck.
It is so big
She looks like one of those crap-ice vendors
But you know, who understands the crap-ice?
They only drink it because they are totally destitute
I mean, their cluck, it's just so... big
I can't believe they yell "#####" out there... I mean, gross
It's just so... garnet and... black!
I like decommits and I cannot lie,
Though other cluckers might deny
When a JUCO walks in, with a itty-bity brain
And a rap sheet in your face
You get SPRUNG
Wanna play tough, but you know that schedule's cream-puffed
Deep in the teams we're playing
I'm losing and I can't stop swearing
Oh baby, I wanna commit you,
And then to cut you
My home team tried to warn me
But your Spurrier got m-m-me so sorry!
Oooh, fumble-in balls again
You say you should be top 10?
Well schmooze me, use me,
Because you ain't the average coot-ie
I've seen them fooling
To hell with schooling
We sweat, fret
Losing faster than a turbo Vette.
I'm tired of magazines
Saying Tigers are the thing
Take the average coot fan and ask him that
Reply: "You want fries with that?"
So coots! (yeah) Coots! (yeah)
Has your commit left you in a rut (hell yeah!)
Well fake it, shake it,
Shake that unhealthy coot
Garnet got black...
I like them dumb... and big
And when I'm drinking like a pig
I can't help myself, I'm pissing on Main like a vandal
Another school scandal
I want to play at home
And ugh, lose again, ugh! ugh!
I ain't making plays, boy
Cause winning at home's an impossible ploy!
I want them real thick and coot-y
So recruit that gullible... Coot-a-lot's in trouble
Williams-Brice reduced to rubble
So I'm looking at recruit videos
Knock-kneed bozos playing like schmoes
I'll recruit those bozos
And leave the good players to Dabo
A word to the thick coot-sisters
I want to get with ya, and flip that bird, ya
I will smell and stink, ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *cluck*
To the break of dawn
Then crowing has to go on
A lot of coots won't like this song
Cause those punks like to quit it and diss it
But Tigers would rather stay and play
Because they're long, and they're strong
And about to get the dynasty on
So cooties (yeah!) cooties (yeah!)
You want to lose like it's the Eighties? (hell yeah!)
Then come to town! Spot the ball!
Even orange boys got to shout
Garnet got... black!
Yeah baby... when it comes to records... SEC has nothing to do Clemson's domination...
66-42-4?
Only if its 2015.
So our players all got conned-a, playing SEC tapes till dawn-a
But SEC tapes only got us NFL non-starts
My NFL draft don't want none, even with fun-and-gun, son!
We can do stipends or pay-outs
But please don't decommit from us
Some cooties want to play that hard role
And tell you we only score field goals
So they toss it, and incomplete it
And Tigers pull up quick to D-feat it
So ESPN says Tigers are phat
Well coots ain't down with that.
Cause our trophy case is small and our offense is sucking
Fourth down? We're kicking!
To the ESPN dames on the sidelines
We really are all that, we think!
Give me a kicker, we can't resist them
4th and 10 and Tigers snicker
Some knucklehead tried to pass
Cause first downs were on his list
He lost games because he chose to quit it
And Tigers pull up quick to score again
So cooties, because the world is round
You will always lose in Tigertown
So call 1-900-Coot-a-lot
And cry when you see Howard's Rock
Garnet got black!
|
|
|
|
 |
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 22, 2015, 10:22 PM
|
|
My pulse should be at least 35 now.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-American [593]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 347
Joined: 9/11/13
|
Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 23, 2015, 8:24 AM
|
|
Well it's not
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1832]
TigerPulse: 97%
Posts: 1991
Joined: 4/16/14
|
Cannot Thumbs Up Enough
Jan 22, 2015, 10:26 PM
|
|
Would read again and repost on social media (if it wasn't too long).
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
Re: Cannot Thumbs Up Enough
Jan 22, 2015, 10:28 PM
|
|
Yeah such a great name right?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [24208]
TigerPulse: 94%
Posts: 16428
Joined: 8/6/02
|
marlborocountycoot = tigerfanjack = Clemson_Alumnus=cujax
Jan 23, 2015, 9:40 AM
|
|
35-17 66-42-4
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [53233]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 21819
Joined: 11/16/05
|
HOF Post right here!
Jan 23, 2015, 8:16 AM
|
|
I'll summon all my scoks to vote for this post
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [14488]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 11103
Joined: 4/2/12
|
"My recruiting staff dont....my recruiting staff dont......"
Jan 23, 2015, 10:22 AM
|
|
"My recruiting staff dont want NONE unless you GOT ARRESTS SON!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [13888]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 10641
Joined: 9/15/02
|
That was glorious
Jan 23, 2015, 11:03 AM
|
|
I wish it could be posted to FGF
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2537]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3389
Joined: 8/5/13
|
very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 12:01 PM
|
|
Stewpid cewts!!!
You have received my +1 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:11 PM
|
|
So Dabo is supposed to get credit for All In but you don't give me credit for this term? Great job plagiarism net.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [19352]
TigerPulse: 92%
Posts: 22266
Joined: 4/25/04
|
Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:17 PM
|
|
Yawn.... @CockloverCUJAX
You are fooling no one.
Message was edited by: clemtiger117®
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:23 PM
|
|
Yawn at the idiots without degrees. And yes IT does matter.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [19352]
TigerPulse: 92%
Posts: 22266
Joined: 4/25/04
|
Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:27 PM
|
|
You should learn when to keep your mouth shut #### lover.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [108390]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64974
Joined: 2/25/06
|
you could hear a pin drop...***
Jan 23, 2015, 1:30 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [216]
TigerPulse: 29%
Posts: 723
Joined: 2/5/14
|
Re: very hilarious & creative! had me laughing & smiling!!!
Jan 23, 2015, 1:33 PM
|
|
Tnet elite.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [17774]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 16663
Joined: 9/1/12
|
a masterpiece with one small exception
Jan 23, 2015, 2:12 PM
|
|
Where's the "LA face with the Oakland bootie" refrain? Could it be.......
Garnet got black!
(De-commitin' 'cause that school is doodie )
(De-commitin' 'cause that school is doodie)
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1224]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 982
Joined: 9/30/06
|
My apologies...
Jan 23, 2015, 6:15 PM
|
|
The web page I was using with all the original lyrics was missing that refrain, and I forgot to add it in.
I would go with "Fifth-place rings with coach drunk on T-V!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
Legend [17774]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 16663
Joined: 9/1/12
|
Re: My apologies...
Jan 23, 2015, 7:13 PM
|
|
Your refrain is obviously better than mine on so many levels. You now have a masterpiece!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rooter [221]
TigerPulse: 93%
Posts: 642
Joined: 5/3/13
|
Re: Sir Coot-a-lot???
Jan 23, 2015, 3:40 PM
|
|
POTD!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 20
| visibility 1
|
|
|
50
